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action.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-12-30T11:31:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/06/15/tequila-suicide-a-real-killer-shot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/tequila.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tequila</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-12-28T08:12:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2022/12/08/7-boozy-treats-you-must-try-in-tyrol/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/zirben.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zirben</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-01-30T12:18:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2017/12/15/joke-recipe-for-a-real-scottish-christmas-cake/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/whisky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whisky</image:title><image:caption>Good whisky is a vital ingredient when making a traditional Scottish Christmas cake.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-12-07T21:27:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/12/10/8th-of-december-when-all-students-get-wasted/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/the-face.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the face</image:title><image:caption>People celebrating Students Day in Bulgarian chalga club The Face in Blagoevgrad.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-12-07T10:37:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/11/27/sinigang-na-baboy-a-sour-pork-soup-from-philippines-that-cures-the-worst-hangovers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/sinigang-na-baboy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sinigang na baboy</image:title><image:caption>Sinigang na baboy, a sour pork soup from the Philippines that cures hangovers.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-26T06:57:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/04/08/georgia-the-cradle-of-wines/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/kvevri.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kvevri</image:title><image:caption>Traditional qvevri (Georgian amphoras) hidden in the ground of the old city of Mtskheta in Georgia.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/qvevri.jpg</image:loc><image:title>qvevri</image:title><image:caption>A typical Georgian wine cellar with the holes in the ground for the qvevri's.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-26T06:36:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/10/30/stingy-jack-the-drunken-mythical-figure-who-held-the-first-halloween-lantern/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/jack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jack</image:title><image:caption>A modern jack-o'-latern, carved from a pumpkin.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/stingy-jack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stingy jack</image:title><image:caption>The mythical figure Stingy Jack, who roamed the Earth with a hollowed-out ... in his hand.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-26T06:34:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/12/12/the-dutch-way-to-fight-the-hangover/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/haring-eten1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>haring eten</image:title><image:caption>The traditional way to eat raw herring in Holland.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/broodje_haring.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Broodje_Haring</image:title><image:caption>Herring on a point roll.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/haring-eten.jpg</image:loc><image:title>haring eten</image:title><image:caption>The traditional way of eating raw herring in Holland.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-25T13:26:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/08/22/the-6-drunkest-politicians/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/yeltsin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yeltsin</image:title><image:caption>Former Russian president Boris Yeltsin shows his drunken dance moves on stage.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-25T08:08:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/02/28/cartoonists-go-nuts-on-alcohol/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/joke-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joke 1</image:title><image:caption>Man: are you sure this is a  standard breath test?
Cop: no talking, keep blowing!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/joke22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joke22</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/joke21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joke21</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/joke20.gif</image:loc><image:title>joke20</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/joke20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joke20</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/joke19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joke19</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/joke17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joke17</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/joke18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joke18</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/joke16.gif</image:loc><image:title>joke16</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/joke15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joke15</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-12T14:31:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/05/25/stephen-king-the-drunk-master-of-thrillers-who-cant-recall-most-of-the-eighties/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/stephen-king.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stephen king</image:title><image:caption>The legendary writer Stephen King at work.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-09T06:20:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/10/27/frank-sinatra-the-ultimate-entertainer-who-did-it-his-way-the-drunk-way/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/sinatra.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sinatra</image:title><image:caption>Frank Sinatra (right) and his buddy Dean Martin in a classic pose; smoking and drinking on a night out.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-04T10:27:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/10/23/quanta-firfir-a-typical-ethiopian-breakfast-that-will-surely-defeat-your-hangover/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/quanta-firfir.jpg</image:loc><image:title>quanta firfir</image:title><image:caption>Quanta firfir served on a fresh injera. This is a  typical breakfast meal in Ethiopia that cures hangovers.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-04T10:26:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/04/03/the-german-cure-katzenjammersuppe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/sauerkraut-suppe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sauerkraut-suppe</image:title><image:caption>The German hangover soup: </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-30T08:46:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/10/26/pyotr-tchaikovsky-a-brilliant-drunkard-who-died-from-drinking-water/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/tchaikovsky.gif</image:loc><image:title>tchaikovsky</image:title><image:caption>Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky, a brilliant composer and a great drinker.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-23T02:45:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/11/28/drunk-wedding-photographer-bangs-a-guest-and-pees-in-public/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/mehta.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mehta</image:title><image:caption>The notorious drunk wedding photographer Katherine Leigh Mehta. Source: Instagram</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-23T02:41:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/08/18/solyanka-the-traditional-hangover-cure-from-ukraine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/solyanka.jpg</image:loc><image:title>solyanka</image:title><image:caption>Solyanka, a typical Ukranian soup that is known to cure hangovers.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-22T12:53:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/01/19/khashi-the-georgian-recipe-to-cure-hangovers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/khashi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>khashi</image:title><image:caption>The complete Georgian hangover cure: khashi with beer and chacha.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-22T09:46:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/10/27/nikola-tesla-the-brilliant-inventor-who-avoided-all-stimulants-except-for-alcohol/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/tesla.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tesla</image:title><image:caption>Nikola Tesla,  a brilliant inventor who drank every day.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-22T09:43:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/10/07/milestii-mici-the-largest-wine-cellar-in-the-world-or-the-underground-wine-city/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/barrels.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barrels</image:title><image:caption>Everyone travels by car through the endless tunnels of Milestii Mici.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/milesti-mici.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Milesti Mici</image:title><image:caption>The corridors with wine bottles in Milestii Mici.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-21T12:15:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/10/23/anti-hangover-recipe-from-moldova/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/zeama1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zeama</image:title><image:caption>Zeama, the typical Moldovan chicken soup that cures hangovers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/zeama.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zeama</image:title><image:caption>A bowl of Moldovan zeama.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-21T12:12:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/03/19/the-colombian-cure-after-a-rough-night/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/caldo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>caldo</image:title><image:caption>Caldo de costilla.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-21T12:08:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/05/08/fricase-a-spicy-pork-stew-from-bolivia-that-kills-all-hangovers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/fricase-boliviano.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fricase boliviano</image:title><image:caption>Fricasé Boliviano, the typical hangover cure from Bolivia.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-21T12:08:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/10/27/hapukapsasupp-the-estonian-sauerkraut-soup-that-kills-hangovers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/hapukapsasupp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hapukapsasupp</image:title><image:caption>The Estonian cure: hapukapsasupp.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-21T12:06:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/06/20/i-believe-i-can-fly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/jump.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jump</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-21T12:05:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/10/14/drinking-joke-the-three-brothers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/3-pints.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3 pints</image:title><image:caption>A man walks into a bar and orders 3 pints...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-21T12:00:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/11/03/7-ways-to-hide-your-alcohol-odor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/hungover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hungover</image:title><image:caption>We may not be able to erase all the hangover symptoms, but we can take away the alcohol odor.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-21T10:50:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/03/05/ajiaco-a-recipe-for-the-amazing-hangover-soup-from-chile/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ajiaco.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Ajiaco, a typical dish from Chile that cures hangovers.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-21T10:48:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/01/28/the-japanese-folk-tale-of-the-sacred-white-sake/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/shojo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shojo</image:title><image:caption>The shōjōs sharing saké with Yokuri and Mamikiko.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/fuji.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fuji</image:title><image:caption>The saga of the white saké takes place at the foot of the famous Mount Fuji in Japan.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-21T10:46:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/31/picasso-a-true-drinker-till-the-very-end/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/picasso.jpg</image:loc><image:title>picasso</image:title><image:caption>Pablo Picasso.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/drunk-woman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drunk woman</image:title><image:caption>Drunk woman is tired.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/absynthe.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>absynthe</image:title><image:caption>The Absynthe drinker.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-21T10:45:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/11/15/buzz-aldrin-the-first-drunk-on-the-moon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/buzz-e1416076012977.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buzz</image:title><image:caption>Buzz Aldrin, the first heavy drinker that ever walked on the Moon.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-21T07:37:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/12/20/sancocho-de-siete-carnes-the-king-of-all-dominican-hangover-cures/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/sancocho-de-siete-carnes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sancocho de siete carnes</image:title><image:caption>Sancocho de siete carnes, the most luxurious hangover cure in the Dominican Republic.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-21T07:36:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/04/16/the-czech-cure-called-cesnecka/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/czech.jpg</image:loc><image:title>czech</image:title><image:caption>Czech garlic soup česnečka.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-21T07:35:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/09/26/picocita-the-refreshing-hangover-cure-from-guatemala/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/picocita.jpg</image:loc><image:title>picocita</image:title><image:caption>A picocita, the Guatemalan hangover cure.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-21T07:34:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/03/04/ashlyam-fu-a-cold-soup-from-kyrgyzstan-that-cures-hangovers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/ashlyam-fu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ashlyam fu</image:title><image:caption>Ashlyan Fu, a typical dish from Kyrgyzstan that cures hangovers.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-21T07:32:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/08/06/top-20-home-distilled-drinks-or-moonshines-from-around-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/rakia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rakia</image:title><image:caption>Rakia or rakija in the Balkans can be very strong but in general pretty harmless to drink.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/rakija.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rakija</image:title><image:caption>A small rakija distillery in Serbia.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/lao-lao.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lao lao</image:title><image:caption>A typical communal still in a village in Laos. Here's where the villagers make their lao lao.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/cachaca.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cachaca</image:title><image:caption>A traditional still for Brazilian cachaca.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/iran.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iran</image:title><image:caption>The black market for alcohol in Iran is a booming business. 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road.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-09-22T07:59:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/06/02/mbaba-mwana-waresa-the-goddess-who-gave-zulus-beer-to-feel-closer-to-the-gods/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/zulus.png</image:loc><image:title>zulus</image:title><image:caption>Beer brewing has traditionally always been a woman's job at the Zulus ever since the Goddess Mbaba Mwana Waresa introduced this craft to humans.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-19T12:09:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/05/02/the-mysterious-bac-scores/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/cops.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cops</image:title><image:caption>Setting a BAC record is fine, but please leave your car at home while doing so.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-09T06:48:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/04/14/billy-joel-a-legendary-singer-songwriter-who-used-booze-as-medication/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/billy-joel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>billy joel</image:title><image:caption>Musician Billy Joel still enjoys the finer things in life.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-09T06:27:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/drinking-quotes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/rat-pack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rat pack</image:title><image:caption>The famous Rat-Pack (from left to right Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr. and Frank Sinatra) had plenty of famous drinking quotes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-09T06:24:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/03/25/peter-the-great-the-tsar-of-partying/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/peter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peter</image:title><image:caption>Russian tsar Peter the Great.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-09T06:07:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/07/12/alexander-the-great-builder-of-his-own-empire-and-a-possible-alcoholic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/empire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>empire</image:title><image:caption>Alexander's empire by the time of his death.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/alex.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alex</image:title><image:caption>A heroic painting of Alexander the Great in battle.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-09T06:05:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/03/24/xenophons-beer-experience-in-armenia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/anabasis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anabasis</image:title><image:caption>The route of Xenophon's expedition.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/xenophon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xenophon</image:title><image:caption>A statue of Xenophon in Vienna.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-09T06:01:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2017/12/30/beer-wine-and-drinking-gods-the-foundation-of-ancient-egypt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/hathor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hathor</image:title><image:caption>Hathor.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/osiris.jpg</image:loc><image:title>osiris</image:title><image:caption>Osiris.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/pouring-beer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pouring beer</image:title><image:caption>Ancient Egyptian drawing where beer or wine is served at a meal.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-09T05:59:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/07/22/the-history-of-american-outlaw-lewis-redmond-robin-hood-of-moonshiners/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/redmond2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>redmond2</image:title><image:caption>Lewis Redmond, the Robin Hood of moonshiners.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-10-19T06:03:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/04/20/the-witch-hunt-for-alewives-made-beer-brewing-a-mans-game/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/grimm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grimm</image:title><image:caption>Grimm's Hansel and Gretel meet the witch.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/ale-wife.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ale wife</image:title><image:caption>Ale wives usually had the image of the classic witch.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T18:44:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/03/15/the-drink-of-gengis-khan-and-attila-the-hun/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/kumis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kumis</image:title><image:caption>Kumis ready to be served.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T18:40:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/08/16/meet-the-scythians-excessive-drinkers-from-enemy-skulls/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/skull-cup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>skull cup</image:title><image:caption>An old cup made from a human skull as made by the Scythians.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T18:39:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/08/13/san-simon-the-guatemalan-saint-who-loves-drinking-smoking-and-women/</loc><lastmod>2022-09-08T18:37:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/01/18/queen-mother-elizabeth-a-heavy-drinker-who-lived-to-see-101-years/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/queen-elizabeth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>queen elizabeth</image:title><image:caption>The Queen Mother Elizabeth in a classic pose as she sips on a glass of wine.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T17:40:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/03/31/linie-aquavit-the-norwegian-drink-that-gets-its-unique-taste-from-crossing-the-equator/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/barrels.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barrels</image:title><image:caption>Barrels of aquavit waiting to be shipped in.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/barrels-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barrels 2</image:title><image:caption>Linie aquavit is taken half way around the world and back to Norway in oak barrels to give it it's unique flavour.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T15:08:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/01/10/5-reasons-why-alcoholics-anonymous-sucks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/nokkie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nokkie</image:title><image:caption>There's a large grey area between moderate drinking and an alcohol problem. But not for Alcoholics Anonymous.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-01-10T07:58:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2016/01/12/aegir-the-norse-ruler-of-the-sea-who-brew-the-best-beer-in-all-the-nine-worlds/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/aegir-brewing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aegir brewing</image:title><image:caption>Aegir and his daughters brewing beer for the Norse Gods.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/aegir.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aegir</image:title><image:caption>Aegir, who controls both the waves of the sea and the foam of the beer.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T14:16:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2017/10/06/acan-and-balche-alcohol-in-the-ancient-mayan-civilization/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/mayan-temple.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mayan temple</image:title><image:caption>The ancient civilization of the Mayas was largely built on intoxication, as the relied on alcohol and drugs to communicate with their Gods.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T14:15:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2017/11/30/alcohol-in-the-inca-empire-communicating-with-gods-and-spirits-through-corn-beer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/machu-pichu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>machu pichu</image:title><image:caption>In the famous old city of Machu Pichu historians found lots of remains of the production of chicha, the corn beer Incas used in sacred rituals.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T14:13:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/08/13/the-legend-of-gambrinus-the-king-of-beer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/gambrinus1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gambrinus</image:title><image:caption>A typical portrait of Gambrinus, the King of Beer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/devil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>devil</image:title><image:caption>The devil dressed up in a hunter uniform with feathered hat.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/hertog-jan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hertog jan</image:title><image:caption>The Dutch beer Hertog Jan is named after Duke John I of Brabant.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/gambrinus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gambrinus</image:title><image:caption>Gambrinus is honored all over the world by bars that wear his name.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T14:09:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2016/02/11/the-all-beer-diet-german-monks-created-for-the-46-days-of-lent-fast-before-easter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/paulaner-salvator.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paulaner salvator</image:title><image:caption>Modern day Paulaner Salvator still has more or less the same old recipe.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/monk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monk</image:title><image:caption>Lent doesn't have to be time without booze. German monks came up with a diet that was quite the opposite.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T14:07:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/05/09/how-alcohol-played-a-key-role-in-warfare-around-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/knights-templars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>knights templars</image:title><image:caption>The Knights Templars had the reputation of being notorious drunks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/ww-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WW 1</image:title><image:caption>Allied forces are having a drink during World War I.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/stalin-and-churchill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stalin and churchill</image:title><image:caption>Jozef Stalin (left) and Winston Churchill both understood the importance of the occasional drink on the battlefield.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T14:05:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2017/12/12/how-the-love-for-drinking-drove-the-kievan-rus-to-christianity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/vladimir.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vladimir</image:title><image:caption>Giant statue of Vladimir the Great in the Russian capital Moscow. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T14:01:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/12/04/pastel-the-brazilian-pastry-that-will-fix-your-hangover/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/pastel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pastel</image:title><image:caption>Pastel, the deep-fried hangover cure from Brazil.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T13:57:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/03/28/mark-twain-the-drunken-father-of-american-literature/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/mark-twain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mark twain</image:title><image:caption>Mark Twain was quite the busy bee, although he usually drank from the  morning till the night.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T13:55:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/02/14/st-valentine-there-is-a-more-important-saint-on-14-feb/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/d182d180d0b8d184d0bed0bd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>трифон</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T13:53:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/11/26/drinking-without-your-girlfriend-getting-mad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/wine-tasting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wine tasting</image:title><image:caption>A wine tasting is an excellent thing to do together. Romantic for her and a nice excuse to drink for him.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T13:52:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/11/27/python-eats-drunk-man-in-india/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/python.jpg</image:loc><image:title>python</image:title><image:caption>The simple lesson to be learned here: don't get drunk on the streets in India.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T13:50:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/05/27/10-terrible-beers-that-are-way-too-popular-and-pollute-the-international-beer-scene/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/bud-heineken.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bud heineken</image:title><image:caption>A horrible sight when brands like Budweiser and Heineken are occupying the space of decent beers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/heineken.jpg</image:loc><image:title>heineken</image:title><image:caption>Heineken, the worst beer in the world.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/bud.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bud</image:title><image:caption>Budweiser cans.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/snow.gif</image:loc><image:title>snow</image:title><image:caption>A Chinese Snow advertisement.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/corona.jpg</image:loc><image:title>corona</image:title><image:caption>A Corona bottle.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/pabst.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pabst</image:title><image:caption>Pabst Blue Ribbon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/rolling-rock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rolling rock</image:title><image:caption>Rolling Rock beer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/brahma.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brahma</image:title><image:caption>Brahma beer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/coors.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coors</image:title><image:caption>Coors 12 pack.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/chang.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chang</image:title><image:caption>Chang Beer.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T12:51:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2016/10/13/20-badass-replies-to-stupid-remarks-about-your-drinking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/booze.jpg</image:loc><image:title>booze</image:title><image:caption>When involved in the noble gentleman's game of drinking, one can be confronted by ignorant questions and remarks. So you better have a badass answer ready.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T12:49:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/09/13/the-hardest-to-impossible-things-to-say-when-drunk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/katowice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>katowice</image:title><image:caption>After a few beers some things just become impossible to say.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T12:47:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/04/30/the-u1600-tour-a-voyage-past-the-oldest-pubs-and-bars-of-europe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/prospect_of_whitby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Prospect_of_Whitby</image:title><image:caption>Prospect of Whitby.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/de-draak.jpg</image:loc><image:title>de draak</image:title><image:caption>De Draak.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/zice-gastuz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zice gastuz</image:title><image:caption>Zice Gastuz.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/sternbrau.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sternbrau</image:title><image:caption>Sternbräu.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/seans-bar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seans bar</image:title><image:caption>Sean's Bar.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/bingly-arms.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bingly arms</image:title><image:caption>The Bingley Arms.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ye-oldest-trip-to-jerusalem.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The oldest Inn in England</image:title><image:caption>Ye Trip to Jerusalem.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/the-brazen-head.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the brazen head</image:title><image:caption>The Brazen Head.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/den-turk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>den turk</image:title><image:caption>Café Den Turk.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ye-olde-man-scythe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ye Olde Man &amp; Scythe</image:title><image:caption>Ye Olde Man &amp; Scythe.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T12:43:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/u1600-tour/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/brazen-head.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brazen head</image:title><image:caption>The Brazen Head in Dublin (Ireland) is one of the oldest 22 bars in Europe.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T12:41:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/29/11-reasons-to-drink-on-monday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/drunk2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drunk</image:title><image:caption>Being drunk on Mondays sure spices things up at the office.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T12:24:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/22/25-reasons-why-alcohol-should-be-served-at-work/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/drunk1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drunk</image:title><image:caption>There are plenty of reasons why alcohol should be served at work.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T12:22:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/10/14/ludwig-van-beethoven-a-brilliant-composer-and-an-antisocial-drunk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/beethoven.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beethoven</image:title><image:caption>A portrait of Ludwig van Beethoven at work, right before he would normally hit the tavern.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T12:16:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2020/06/14/martin-luther-king-civil-rights-icon-and-drunken-libertine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/king.jpg</image:loc><image:title>king</image:title><image:caption>While Martin Luther King was having coffee in public this was not his drink of choice in his private time.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T12:15:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/23/why-smoking-and-drinking-go-so-well-together/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/smoke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A pint of beer and a cigarette</image:title><image:caption>The golden combination: beer and cigarettes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T12:12:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/06/24/why-indians-are-alcoholics-and-asians-cant-drink/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/japan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>japan</image:title><image:caption>When Asians don't hold their liquor as well it's probably because of their genes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T12:11:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/the-science-dossier/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/lab.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lab</image:title><image:caption>Science can be really cool. Especially when alcohol is involved.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T12:09:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/true-drunk-stories-collection/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/micky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>micky</image:title><image:caption>Cartoon (by Lurchy Voda) of Micky after Student's Day 2011.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T12:05:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/10/21/william-the-conqueror-first-norman-king-of-england-and-inventor-of-the-all-alcohol-diet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/william.jpg</image:loc><image:title>william</image:title><image:caption>William the Conqueror, posing on a painting.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T12:02:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/06/03/ferdinand-magellan-the-explorer-who-spent-more-money-on-sherry-than-weapons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/voyage.png</image:loc><image:title>voyage</image:title><image:caption>The voyage of Ferdinand Magellan and the ship Victoria after his death.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/magellan-e1433363967212.jpg</image:loc><image:title>magellan</image:title><image:caption>A portrait of Ferdinand Magellan.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T12:02:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/27/ataturk-father-of-a-nation-and-a-real-drunk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/ataturk.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>ataturk</image:title><image:caption>Atatürk in a common pose with a full glass of Turkish raki.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-11-18T05:54:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/12/21/sultan-selim-ii-the-drunkard-who-initiated-the-downfall-of-the-ottoman-empire/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/selim-ii.jpg</image:loc><image:title>selim II</image:title><image:caption>A portrait of Selim the Drunkard, the sultan who rather dealed with  orgies than politics.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T11:57:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/07/16/6-tips-to-win-a-drinking-contest-without-cheating/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/shots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shots</image:title><image:caption>If you join a drinking contest better win it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T11:55:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/about-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T10:57:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/drinking-games/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/20160708_0129181.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20160708_012918</image:title><image:caption>Everyone who enjoys a large amount of shots will probably also like our drinking games. Cheers!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T10:54:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2016/01/16/11-health-benefits-of-alcohol-consumption/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/red-wine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red wine</image:title><image:caption>Of all alcoholic drinks red wine is believed to have the most health benefits.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T10:51:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/04/19/seven-horrible-alcohol-combinations/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/redwine1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>redwine</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/d0bcd0b5d0bdd182d0b0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>мента</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/jug-of-beer11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jug-of-beer1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/a-pint-of-beer-and-a-ciga-007.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A pint of beer and a cigarette</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/jug-of-beer1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jug-of-beer1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/redwine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>redwine</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/beer-and-wine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer-and-wine</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/alcombo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alcombo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T10:48:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/08/14/7-cocktails-that-will-cure-your-hangover-fast/</loc><lastmod>2022-09-08T10:46:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/10/15/5-handy-tips-to-lose-a-hangover-fast/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img-20150110-wa0004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20150110-WA0004</image:title><image:caption>The Lords of the Drinks (left Micky, right Nikolay) hungover after a night of heavy drinking.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T10:44:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/01/29/the-15-weirdest-ways-to-cure-a-hangover/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/balut-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>balut 2</image:title><image:caption>A traditionalhangover cure from the Philippines called balut. This is a baby duck boiled inside it's own egg.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/birch-branches.jpg</image:loc><image:title>birch branches</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/irn-bru.jpg</image:loc><image:title>irn-bru</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/poop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poop</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/indians.jpg</image:loc><image:title>indians</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/arm-pit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>arm pit</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/owl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>owl</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/sparrow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sparrow</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/rhino.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAFRICA-WILDLIFE-CONSERVATION-RHINOS</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/sand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T10:43:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/12/16/33-types-of-drunk-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/narcoleptic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>narcoleptic</image:title><image:caption>Alcohol can make one quite sleepy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/locomotion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>locomotion</image:title><image:caption>Locomotion might go backwards after some drinks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/naked.jpg</image:loc><image:title>naked</image:title><image:caption>At some point all clothes are just balast.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/creative.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creative</image:title><image:caption>Creativity may strike at any time when you're drinking.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/dancing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dancing</image:title><image:caption>Alcohol can trigger the dancing fever at any time.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/beer-fort.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer fort</image:title><image:caption>When creators and smashers meet it can get messy. This mighty fortress made out of beer glasses was transformed into a ruin.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T10:39:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2016/02/13/11-tricks-to-get-drunk-while-low-on-cash/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sports-betting.gif</image:loc><image:title>sports betting</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/real-madrid.gif</image:loc><image:title>real madrid</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/mexana-e1455396151491.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mexana</image:title><image:caption>Simple things like the right place, in this case a typical Bulgarian tavern, or the right combination of drinks can lead to jolly times on a budget.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T10:36:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2017/11/26/the-top-10-strongest-alcoholic-drinks-in-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/toxic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toxic</image:title><image:caption>To drink the alcoholic beverages on this list unthinned comes close to drinking pure toxic.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/sunset.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunset</image:title><image:caption>Sunset, a super strong white rum from the West Indies.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/balkan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>balkan</image:title><image:caption>Balkan 176, a tough vodka from Serbia.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/pincer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pincer</image:title><image:caption>Pincer Shanghai Strength, a liver killer that contains liver medicine.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/absinthe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>absinthe</image:title><image:caption>Czech absinthes can have extremely high alcohol percentages.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/poitin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poitin</image:title><image:caption>Poitin, the legalized moonshine from Ireland.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/everclear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>everclear</image:title><image:caption>Everclear, the most hardcore drink in the USA.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/spirytus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spirytus</image:title><image:caption>Spirytus from Poland, one of the hardest liquors in the world.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/cocoroco.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>cocoroco</image:title><image:caption>Cocoroco, an incredibly strong drink from Bolivia.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/eesti.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eesti</image:title><image:caption>Eesti Piiritus, the hardest liquor in the world.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T10:34:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/the-jokes-dossier/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/laughing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>laughing</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T10:29:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/06/27/top-10-cocktails-of-seduction-the-ultimate-aphrodisiac-drinks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/cupids-kiss.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cupids kiss</image:title><image:caption>Not our number one cocktail of seduction, but this chocolate delight called Cupid's Kiss scored pretty high.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T10:23:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2017/12/21/10-ways-to-say-cheers-in-russian-that-wont-make-you-look-stupid/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/nick-polly1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nick polly</image:title><image:caption>Try to avoid the look that says: "Dude, that's not Russian at all!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/nick-polly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nick polly</image:title><image:caption>Try to avoid the look that says: "Dude, that's not Russian at all!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/holland-russia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>holland-russia</image:title><image:caption>It's a little harder than downing vodka and yelling "na zdarovje" to blend in when Russians start drinking. So do your homework. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T10:21:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2021/02/06/10-catchy-phrases-about-alcohol-free-beer/</loc><lastmod>2024-01-21T22:11:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/01/09/babe-ruth-the-drunken-legend-of-american-baseball/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/babe-ruth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>babe ruth</image:title><image:caption>Babe Ruth in a classic pose, enjoying the good life on the waterside.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T10:16:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/05/13/the-aztec-myth-of-the-400-drunken-rabbit-gods-explains-all-levels-of-intoxication/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/god-of-pulque.jpg</image:loc><image:title>God of pulque</image:title><image:caption>A drawing of Tezcatzoncatl, God of the Drunkards and one of the 400 Drunken Rabbits.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/rabbit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rabbit</image:title><image:caption>An Aztec statue in the form of one of the Drunken Rabbits.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/temple.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Their amazing temples are not the only thing the Aztecs left. Their mythology is quite interesting too.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T10:15:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/hangover-food/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/hangover-cures.png</image:loc><image:title>hangover cures</image:title><image:caption>Trying hangover cures around the world. From left to right: shkembe chorba in Bulgaria, khashi in Georgia and Zurek in Poland.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/shkembe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shkembe</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T10:12:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/historic-tales/</loc><lastmod>2022-09-08T09:30:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/drunks-that-made-world-history/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/avondmaal-klaar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>avondmaal klaar</image:title><image:caption>The great drunks of world history: Jeltsin, Picasso, Cleopatra, Churchill, Franklin, Peter the Great, Atatürk, Hemingway, Van Gogh, Botev and Aldrin (from left to right).</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T09:17:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/08/06/muslims-can-drink-just-like-mohamed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/bonus-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bonus 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/mekka.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mekka</image:title><image:caption>It's quite well possible to be a good Muslim and still enjoy a drink once in a while.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-25T15:06:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/31/top-7-drinks-that-smash-you-surprisingly-fast/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/wine1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wine</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/100-percent.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100 percent</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/banner-bottles.png</image:loc><image:title>banner bottles</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/wine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wine</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/gin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gin</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/ouzo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ouzo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/long-island-iced-tea.jpg</image:loc><image:title>long-island-iced-tea</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/tequila.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tequila</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/jagermeister.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jagermeister</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/shots1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shots1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T08:54:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/09/13/the-best-25-alcohol-related-pick-up-lines/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>Do you get rejected a lot with your cheezy pick up lines? Try it with booze.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-09-08T08:50:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/08/05/the-drunk-that-caused-the-downfall-of-a-tsar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/rasputin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rasputin</image:title><image:caption>Grigori Rasputin, shot through his head.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-12-30T10:20:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/02/04/how-mahatma-gandhi-killed-thousands-of-indians-with-his-call-for-prohibition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/gandhi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gandhi</image:title><image:caption>Mahatma Gandhi is considered a national hero in India but actually he is responsible for the death of thousands of Indians.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/hospitalized.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hospitalized</image:title><image:caption>Man is hospitalized after drinking moonshine in Ahmedabad in 2009. At this occasion in the province Gujarat, that prohibits alcohol, 136 people got killed.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-07-02T09:51:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/11/01/ciorba-de-burta-a-romanian-tripe-soup-that-cures-hangovers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/ciorba-de-burta-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ciorba de burta</image:title><image:caption>Ciorba de Burta.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/ciorba-de-burta.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ciorba de burta</image:title><image:caption>The Romanian hangover cure ciorba de burta.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-06-14T12:28:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/10/28/drunk-joke-the-cuckoo-clock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/cuckoo.png</image:loc><image:title>cuckoo</image:title><image:caption>When the cuckoo in the clock gets drunk...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-06-14T12:25:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2020/06/07/7-tips-to-stay-safe-as-bars-reopen-after-covid-19/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/home-drinking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>home drinking</image:title><image:caption>Before you go out to do anything, make sure you sanitized your body properly and have a few drinks.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-06-10T17:49:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2019/02/10/a-balkans-adventure-the-drunk-train-between-sofia-and-belgrade/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/pirinsko.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pirinsko</image:title><image:caption>13,5 hours by train is pretty doable if you bring enough booze.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/splava.jpg</image:loc><image:title>splava</image:title><image:caption>The Lords of the Drinks drinking rakija on a Serbian splava (party boat).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/border.jpg</image:loc><image:title>border</image:title><image:caption>Taking a train between Bulgaria and Serbia is great when you love alcohol tourism.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-11-21T10:47:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2017/07/02/junior-johnson-notorious-moonshiner-and-bootlegger-and-a-nascar-legend/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/junior-johnson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>junior johnson</image:title><image:caption>Junior Johnson was such a skilled bootlegger that he turned driving a car into a sportscareer.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-12-22T18:06:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/12/28/drunk-detainee-steals-police-officers-wallet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/lyndhurst-police.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lyndhurst police</image:title><image:caption>An officer of the Lyndhurst police was victim of a crime himself this Christmas time.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-29T01:12:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/10/02/the-scottish-sobriety-test/</loc><lastmod>2018-12-28T18:05:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/03/04/the-best-excuse-ever-for-drunken-driving/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/bottle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bottle</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-06T00:26:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2016/07/12/3-drinking-games-that-will-surprise-and-completely-smash-everyone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/20160708_012918.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20160708_012918</image:title><image:caption>If you're not afraid to take a couple of shots, you might want to try one of these LOTD drinking games.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-04T10:19:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/11/29/kisela-juha-a-croatian-sour-pork-soup-that-stops-hangovers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/kisela-juha.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kisela juha</image:title><image:caption>Kisela juha, a traditional hangover soup from Croatia.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-30T17:54:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/03/18/in-court-for-a-drunken-rampage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/court.jpg</image:loc><image:title>court</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-27T21:16:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/11/23/joke-the-angry-drunk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/drunk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drunk</image:title><image:caption>Being drunk and angry usually doesn't lead to anything good.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-23T10:44:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/05/20/7-drinking-games-every-student-should-know/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/student-party.jpg</image:loc><image:title>student party</image:title><image:caption>Everyone who went to university can tell you that the most important things your learn there don't come from books.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/edward-cider-hands.jpg</image:loc><image:title>edward cider hands</image:title><image:caption>Edward cider hands is all about making a commitment. Once the bottles are taped to your hands they have to be finished.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/beer-relay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer relay</image:title><image:caption>Waiting for your teammates to finish chugging their beers can be quite hard on the competative players at a beer relay.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/battleshots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>battleshots</image:title><image:caption>It's quite easy to make your own battleshots game out of 2 empty pizza boxes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/beer-pong.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer pong</image:title><image:caption>A game of beer pong in the backyard is just the activity one needs on a warm day.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-07-03T12:41:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/links-you-should-see/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/collection.jpg</image:loc><image:title>collection</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-19T09:20:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/11/17/the-beer-tsunami-of-1814-a-deadly-disaster-hits-london/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/flood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flood</image:title><image:caption>The London beer tsunami of 1814 pictured in a 19th century engraving.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-21T20:42:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/contact/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/rakia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rakia</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/lotd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lotd</image:title><image:caption>Your hosts Micky Bumbar (left) and Nikolay Nikolov.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-02-06T07:40:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/04/05/drunken-groom-left-at-the-altar-by-reverend-and-bride-and-then-arrested/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/groom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>groom</image:title><image:caption>Jake Brookes in an interview with Channel 10 after his failed wedding ceremony.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-09T01:29:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/24/jan-van-speijk-suicide-bomber-national-hero-and-drunk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/van-speijk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>van speijk</image:title><image:caption>Jan van Speijk during his final act.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-09T00:49:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/11/02/piss-drunk-kamikaze-pilot-arrested-just-before-flying-from-london-to-japan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/japan-airlines.jpg</image:loc><image:title>japan airlines</image:title><image:caption>A 42-year old pilot wanted to fly such a Boeing 777 with 240 passangers from England to Japan with an impressive amount of alcohol in his blood.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-02T19:09:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/04/05/3-easy-drinking-games-that-dont-require-cards-or-any-other-props/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/shot-glasses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shot glasses</image:title><image:caption>Shot glasses are the only props you need for these drinking games.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-27T23:59:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/10/27/study-proves-you-can-drink-away-your-problems/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/feyenoord2.png</image:loc><image:title>feyenoord2</image:title><image:caption>A new study showed that alcohol makes the brain remember the good memories and block out the bad ones. This is how booze can make you forget about a terrible performance of your sports team.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-28T09:47:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/10/17/jean-sibelius-the-drunken-rock-n-roll-star-of-classical-music/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/jean-sibelius.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jean sibelius</image:title><image:caption>Jean Sibelius (right) on one of his notorious drinking sprees in Helsinki. This painting called "The Symposium" was made by the Finnish painter Axel Gallen-Kalela, who was also a drinking buddy of the composer.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-02-07T20:55:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/09/28/slepacia-polievka-a-tasty-hangover-cure-from-the-slovakian-cuisine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/polievka.jpg</image:loc><image:title>polievka</image:title><image:caption>Slepačia polievka, a simple soup Slovakians use to get rid of hangovers.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-14T20:02:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/07/20/cassoulet-an-advanced-hangover-cure-for-from-the-famous-french-cuisine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/cassoulet.gif</image:loc><image:title>cassoulet</image:title><image:caption>Cassoulet, a French hangover cure.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-27T23:32:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/09/22/a-weekend-jack-sparrow-could-have-had-if-he-played-football/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/pirate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pirate</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes football players make one hell of a pirate.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-22T14:59:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/09/18/drunk-sea-diving-and-an-open-air-bed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/house-burgas.png</image:loc><image:title>house burgas</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/most2.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/d0bcd0bed181d182.jpg</image:loc><image:title>мост</image:title><image:caption>We jumped from where the person on the picture is flying</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-22T09:19:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/16/the-amazing-alcohol-stories-in-cycling/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/zaaf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zaaf</image:title><image:caption>Abdelkader Zaaf got famous for his drunk performance during the Tour de France.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-14T00:57:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/03/18/10-alcoholic-drinks-to-replace-the-pills-in-your-medicine-cabinet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/cabinet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cabinet</image:title><image:caption>Now this is the kind of medicine cabinet we like to see.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-13T23:25:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/04/06/boris-yeltsin-the-last-drunk-world-leader/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/yeltsin.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Former Russian president Boris Yeltsin at his best.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-07T20:26:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/01/17/240-ways-to-say-youre-drunk-or-really-smashed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/drunkards.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drunkards</image:title><image:caption>Are these guys just 'gassed' or really ...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/wasted-guys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wasted guys</image:title><image:caption>Getting drunk is from all ages. That's why there are so many words around to describe this state.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-07T20:18:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/03/27/kokorec-the-forbidden-hangover-food-from-turkey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/kokorec-spit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kokorec spit</image:title><image:caption>Kokoreç on a spit over a wood fire.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/kokorec.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kokorec</image:title><image:caption>A kokoreç sandwich, the typical hangover cure from Turkey.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-10-02T08:40:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/01/30/poetry-about-alcohol-and-drinking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/bottle1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bottle</image:title><image:caption>We were happily surprised with a lot of great poems on booze that found their way to us.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-07T20:12:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/09/17/why-jews-drink-very-little-alcohol/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/jews.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jews</image:title><image:caption>Some Jews get wasted pretty easy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-10-05T17:56:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/09/05/7-tips-to-stay-fit-while-still-consuming-alcohol/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/2893893467_1347a838b3_b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2893893467_1347a838b3_b</image:title><image:caption>Combining fitness and alcoholic drinks is possible. Foto: Stuart Cale/Flickr</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-07T18:08:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2017/11/08/a-last-drunk-night-in-kiev-turns-into-a-locked-up-abroad-episode/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/oekraine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oekraine</image:title><image:caption>Back home with my souvenirs: a Dinamo Kiev hat, a Ukraine scarf, an original gas mask, a map of the trip round Chernobyl and an x-ray photo of my broken ankle.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/img_8800.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8800</image:title><image:caption>With the Feyenoord-boys in better days in Kiev.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/ziekenhuis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ziekenhuis</image:title><image:caption>My Facebook picture from my room in Hospital 12 in Kiev.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/img_8691.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8691</image:title><image:caption>The early days in Kiev were fun and exhausting, but nothing compared to the grand finale.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-31T11:27:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2017/11/14/jim-morrison-rock-legend-and-first-class-member-of-the-27-club/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/morrison-drink.jpg</image:loc><image:title>morrison drink</image:title><image:caption>Jim Morrison could be quite obnoxious when drunk.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/death-certificate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>death certificate</image:title><image:caption>Jim Morrison's death certificate.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/morrison-stage.png</image:loc><image:title>morrison stage</image:title><image:caption>Jim Morrison during a live performance.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-12-24T14:32:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2017/11/15/how-to-drink-and-avoid-a-hangover/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/img_8711.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>This scene is probably not a case of responsible drinking, according to our guest writer Melisa Marzett.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-31T11:24:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2017/11/19/alcohol-intake-breastfeeding-mothers-harmless-for-kids/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/mum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mum</image:title><image:caption>An Australian study proves that new mothers can combine breastfeeding and wine drinking without harming their infants.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-31T11:24:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2017/11/20/joke-drunk-in-a-confession-box/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/confession-box.jpg</image:loc><image:title>confession box</image:title><image:caption>A confession box in a Catholic church.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-31T11:23:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2017/11/21/pho-the-vietnamese-beef-noodle-soup-that-kills-hangovers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/pho.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pho</image:title><image:caption>Pho, a soup from Vietnam that gains popularity as an effective  hangover cure.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-31T11:23:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2017/11/23/8-easy-bites-that-pair-very-well-with-alcoholic-drinks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/fish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fish</image:title><image:caption>Several refreshing bites that pair well with alcoholic beverages, like smoked fish and eel, bacon and several vegetables.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/baguette.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baguette</image:title><image:caption>Baguette slices topped with tomato and cheese.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/cheese.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cheese</image:title><image:caption>A cheese plate goes well with beer or wine.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/mussels.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mussels</image:title><image:caption>Cooked mussels.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/peppers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peppers</image:title><image:caption>Homemade spicy hot peppers on brine.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/peppers.gif</image:loc><image:title>peppers</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-31T11:22:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2017/12/07/indian-woman-strangles-drunk-husband-to-death/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/jail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jail</image:title><image:caption>An Indian woman that killed her drunk husband faces a lifetime in prison in Mumbai.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-31T11:19:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2017/12/11/11-hilarious-drunken-snowmen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/drunk81.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grandpas</image:title><image:caption>As soon as the snow starts to fall it's time for the great creations, like these beer chugging grandpas.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/drunk9.png</image:loc><image:title>drunk9</image:title><image:caption>The drunk kids.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/drunk3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drunk3</image:title><image:caption>The lonely warrior.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/drunk7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drunk7</image:title><image:caption>The drinking session.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/drunk10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drunk10</image:title><image:caption>The college kid.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/drunk8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drunk8</image:title><image:caption>The keg chugging grandpas.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/drunk6.png</image:loc><image:title>drunk6</image:title><image:caption>The drinking gang.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/drunk4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drunk4</image:title><image:caption>The vodka party.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/drunk2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drunk2</image:title><image:caption>The beer chugger.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/drunk5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drunk5</image:title><image:caption>The last of the Bohemians.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-31T11:18:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2017/12/20/how-the-french-revolution-made-belgium-beer-capital-of-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/la-trappe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>la trappe</image:title><image:caption>La Trappe Tripel.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/rochefort.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rochefort</image:title><image:caption>Rochefort 10.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/westvleteren1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>westvleteren</image:title><image:caption>Drinking Westvleteren 12 in a bar in Rotterdam. The further away from the monastery the crazier the prices can get of 'the best beer in the world'.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-31T11:17:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/01/26/8-dangerous-beer-and-shots-combinations/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/sake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sake</image:title><image:caption>Saké bombs ready for the dropping.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/kopstoot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kopstoot</image:title><image:caption>Pairing shots of hard liquor with beer is a dangerous but thrilling game.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-31T11:14:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/02/05/the-highlander-and-the-devil-a-scottish-folk-tale-about-whisky/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/wigtown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wigtown</image:title><image:caption>Wigtown, the place in Scotland  that was saved from the plague by a brave Highlander and a bottle of whisky.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-31T11:12:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/02/15/16-logical-reasons-why-men-who-drink-whiskey-make-the-best-lovers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/beckham.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beckham</image:title><image:caption>According to our guest writer men who drink whiskey are sexually attractive.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-31T11:12:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/03/03/drunk-joke-money-for-the-dry-cleaner/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/vommit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vommit</image:title><image:caption>There's no shame in puking yourself if you have a great cover up story.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-31T11:10:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/03/21/the-dizzying-revenues-from-alcohol-taxes-per-country-in-the-eu/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/32191054960_13eceb0d3e_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>32191054960_13eceb0d3e_o</image:title><image:caption>A Brexit would leave the United Kingdom with a substantial amount of money more from taxes on alcoholic beverages. Source: Norbet1/Flickr</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-31T11:09:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/08/31/traditional-tavern-games-to-try/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/domino.jpg</image:loc><image:title>domino</image:title><image:caption>A game of dominoes is a pub classic. Photo by Wokandapix.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/dice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dice</image:title><image:caption>Liar's Dice is just one of the many interesting tavern games to try. Photo by Kenneth Lu/Flickr</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-31T11:08:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/05/17/drinking-joke-the-fisherman/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/fisherman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fisherman</image:title><image:caption>A real fisherman at work.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-31T09:11:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/05/31/what-popular-cities-for-expats-have-the-best-beer-prices-in-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/lotd-glass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LOTD glass</image:title><image:caption>The price of a pint of beer can be quite different depending on the city you're in.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-31T09:10:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/06/16/the-pulque-vendor-and-the-devil-a-mexican-folk-tale/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/pulque-vendor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pulque vendor</image:title><image:caption>A typical Mexican pulque vendor.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-31T09:08:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/06/17/7-sustainably-brewed-beers-that-may-help-save-the-planet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/db-export-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>db export 2</image:title><image:caption>Some beer breweries are pretty inventive when it comes to sustainability.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/full-circle.png</image:loc><image:title>full circle</image:title><image:caption>Full Circle was created to tackle the negative image of re-using waste water.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/brewtroleum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brewtroleum</image:title><image:caption>New Zealand is the first country in the world to sell a bi-product of beer as fuel.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/toast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toast</image:title><image:caption>The beers from Toast Ale are a tasty alternative for food waste.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/yoni.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yoni</image:title><image:caption>This Czech model provided the special ingredient for the Polish beer Bottled </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/atrapaniebla.jpg</image:loc><image:title>atrapaniebla</image:title><image:caption>The water used to make the  Chilean beer Atrapaniebla is completely taken from fog.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/er-boqueron.jpg</image:loc><image:title>er boqueron</image:title><image:caption>Er boqueron is a Spanish brew made with seawater.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/hemelswater.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hemelswater</image:title><image:caption>Hemelswater is a Dutch beer made from rainwater.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-31T09:07:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/07/05/an-introduction-to-wine-tasting-starts-with-the-6-ss/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/wine-tasting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wine tasting</image:title><image:caption>To start to understand the art of wine tasting one starts with the 6 S's; </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-31T09:06:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/07/18/drunk-joke-the-punk-on-the-bus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/punk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>punk</image:title><image:caption>Punk fashion may confuse a drunk guy with a dark past.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-31T09:05:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/07/30/fuck-you-the-perfect-excuse-to-get-drunk-and-curse-all-your-friends/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/fuck-you.png</image:loc><image:title>fuck you</image:title><image:caption>"Fuck You!" is a fun drinking game for 2 players or more.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-31T09:05:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/08/23/study-says-alcohol-beats-exercise-as-a-method-to-live-into-your-90s/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/old-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>old man</image:title><image:caption>Moderate alcohol intake is one of the key ingredients to live into your 90s.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-31T09:02:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2018/08/29/9-books-every-pro-in-the-drinks-industry-must-read/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/catastrophe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Catastrophe</image:title><image:caption>The Catastrophe</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-31T09:01:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/10/08/benjamin-franklin-a-thirsty-founding-father/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/franklin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>franklin</image:title><image:caption>Portrait of Benjamin Franklin.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-22T10:05:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/03/27/guest-writer-ace-your-calculus-tests-drunk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/lurch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lurch</image:title><image:caption>Guest writer Vojda Lurchy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-07-06T02:58:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/06/01/atrapaniebla-a-chilean-desert-beer-that-is-made-with-fog-instead-of-water/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/atrapaniebla.jpg</image:loc><image:title>atrapaniebla</image:title><image:caption>Atrapaniebla beers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/nets.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nets</image:title><image:caption>The nets that catch the fog in Pena Blanca and provide the local brewery with very pure water.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-17T14:08:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/15/the-worst-intervention-ever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/drunk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drunk</image:title><image:caption>A real drunk knows how to prove he's not an alcoholic if - God forbid - anyone would throw him an intervention.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-01T09:57:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/06/14/joke-the-alcohol-check/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/cop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cop</image:title><image:caption>Having some fun with the cops.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-01T09:48:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/06/14/ireland-declares-war-on-france/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/pub.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pub</image:title><image:caption>The best plans are made at the bar of an Irish pub.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-01T09:47:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/02/18/little-alcoholic-proves-that-mother-nature-is-a-boozer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/shrew.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shrew</image:title><image:caption>The pen-tailed tree shrew.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-30T09:09:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/03/12/martini-baby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/martini.jpg</image:loc><image:title>martini</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-07T13:54:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/02/15/an-irish-drunk-joke/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/drunk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drunk</image:title><image:caption>When Irish drink, they drink for real.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-07T13:49:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/02/13/a-dutch-beer-joke/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/heineken1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>heineken</image:title><image:caption>A crate of Heineken beer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/heineken.jpg</image:loc><image:title>heineken</image:title><image:caption>A crate of Heineken beer.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-07T13:45:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/02/09/a-polish-joke/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/wolves.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wolves</image:title><image:caption>Hungry wolves are no joke at itself.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-07T13:41:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/06/15/how-drinking-leads-to-legal-burglary/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/vaz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vaz</image:title><image:caption>An old Russian VAZ-car makes quite a convenient bed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ladder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ladder</image:title><image:caption>A ladder can be a great tool to have after a night of  heavy drinking.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-15T19:11:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/25/students-day-2011-the-toilet-incident-unraveled/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/micky2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>micky2</image:title><image:caption>Micky in a restaurant after visiting the hospital.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/plaza.jpg</image:loc><image:title>plaza</image:title><image:caption>The centre of Blagoevgrad with the bar Plaza.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/lurchy-pernik.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lurchy-pernik</image:title><image:caption>Lurchy and Nikolay's theater group in action.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/micky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>micky</image:title><image:caption>Cartoon by Vojda Lurchy of Micky after the toilet incident.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-15T19:11:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/01/29/how-to-brew-your-own-beer-in-images-the-first-fermentation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/beer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer</image:title><image:caption>Your very own beer: priceless. This is Sasho's first homemade production, a Flemish brown beer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>7</image:title><image:caption>"I used such a container. So air from the fermentation can go out, but not in. On top is a pipe with water in it. The water indicates if the fermentation process is going. When it stops to bubble it is ready for the second phase."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6</image:title><image:caption>The mix ready for the fermentation process.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5</image:title><image:caption>"Then you add the yeast. Again stir properly. And close the tank or bucket for 4-7 days in a warm place where it can ferment."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4</image:title><image:caption>"Then stirr it properly and let it to cool down."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3</image:title><image:caption>"Then add more water again, depending on the beer of course. Mine  will be a Canadian ale, 23 liters."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2</image:title><image:caption>"Add sugar depending on the beer you're making."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>"The first step is to sanitize everything perfectly, all of the things you are going to  use. Then boil the malt barley and hops."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-15T19:11:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/03/20/poetry-booze-by-danny-mell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bottle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bottle</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-15T19:10:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/10/26/10-good-reasons-why-you-should-drink-craft-beer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/craft-beer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>craft beer</image:title><image:caption>A good glass of craft beer beats the big brands every day of the week.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-15T19:10:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2016/04/02/drinking-in-taiwan-supersweet-beers-medicinal-alcohol-and-snake-blood-wine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/kaoliang.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kaoliang</image:title><image:caption>The Taiwanese distilled spirit kaoliang.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/taiwan-beer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>taiwan beer</image:title><image:caption>Taiwan Beer is simply everywhere on the island, since for many years this brand had the absolute monopoly on beer sales in Taiwan. However there are plenty of other local delights.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-15T19:09:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2017/10/01/poetry-what-i-wanted-to-say-by-john-d-robinson/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/aa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aa</image:title><image:caption>This horror setting inspired John D. Robinson to write his poem What I Wanted to Say.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-15T19:09:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/11/21/the-best-excuses-to-start-drinking-early/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>Fishing is one of the activities that make drinking during the day socially accepted.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-25T09:58:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/02/15/taking-it-up-against-super-religious-freaks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/wijn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wijn</image:title><image:caption>Wine is offered as 'the blood of Jezus' in Christian churches.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-21T06:07:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/09/13/feeling-depressed-have-some-red-wine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/nadia-sonia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nadia sonia</image:title><image:caption>The Lords of the Drinks care deeply about the mental health of the people around them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tabel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tabel</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-20T18:43:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/02/06/diet-soda-gets-you-drunk-faster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/cola.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cola</image:title><image:caption>Changing regular coke for diet coke can get you drunk faster.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/mix.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Whiskey and cola cocktails</image:title><image:caption>A mix with diet soda can make a huge difference in drunkenness compared to regular soda.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-20T18:39:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/30/cleopatra-vii-lady-of-drunkenness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cleo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cleo</image:title><image:caption>Portrait of Cleopatra in the classic Egyptian style from the side.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-25T07:44:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/01/05/how-russians-can-handle-their-vodka/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/brine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brine</image:title><image:caption>Russian malosolnije ogurtsy.
</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-21T23:05:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/10/15/say-cheers-in-60-languages-be-a-citizen-of-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nazdrave.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nazdrave</image:title><image:caption>Two guys from two different countries drinking together and not having problem with the intercultural communication</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-21T18:06:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/05/09/joke-a-bet-in-the-bar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/bartender.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bartender</image:title><image:caption>This photo has very little to do with this joke but we just like it. She seems like quite a gifted bartender.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-20T18:58:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/the-ultimate-party-calender/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/vuurwerk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vuurwerk</image:title><image:caption>With this calender every day there's an excuse for a party.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-07-31T17:32:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/10/31/bulgarian-breakfast-in-holland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/shkembe3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shkembe3</image:title><image:caption>Clockwise: freshly chopped chili pepper, garlic and vinegar mix, soup in a cup.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/shkembe2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shkembe2</image:title><image:caption>A close up look at the tripe soup.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/shkembe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shkembe</image:title><image:caption>The Bulgarian cure for hangovers, served in Holland.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-14T16:30:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/05/29/13-common-mistakes-you-can-make-with-homebrew-beer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/homebrew.jpg</image:loc><image:title>homebrew</image:title><image:caption>Beer brewing is a long process in which many things can go wrong.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>17</image:title><image:caption>2 crates of homebrew beer. They will be ready for drinking about 2 weeks after the bottling.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>18</image:title><image:caption>Micky drinking his first bottle of homebrew beer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>16</image:title><image:caption>Add a little sugar before putting the cap on the bottle. Half of this spoon is enough for one bottle.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>15</image:title><image:caption>Always use a hose and keep your hands out of the bucket.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>14</image:title><image:caption>Cleaning, cleaning, cleaning... The most important ingredients to good beer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>13</image:title><image:caption>These pills should be mashed to powder before adding it to the beer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10</image:title><image:caption>Quite a spectacular sight: waves of beer in the oven. To make sure the bacteria were all dead, Micky boiled this stuff afterwards again in his 8 liter pan.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9</image:title><image:caption>In his attempt to get a high alcohol percentage Micky probably overdid it with the sugar.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8</image:title><image:caption>Handle the cracked malt wrapped in a cloth like a tea bag and let the water absorb the good stuff.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-14T16:27:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/11/05/anti-hangover-recipes-triple-tripe-soup/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3</image:title><image:caption>Menudo (Mexican tripe soup)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2</image:title><image:caption>Khashi (Georgian tripe soup)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>Shkembe chopra (Bulgarian tripe soup)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-14T16:19:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/12/13/happy-a-c-a-b-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/horse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>horse</image:title><image:caption>They say animals have great instincts right?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-13T00:29:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/12/11/abstinent-people-more-likely-to-die-young-than-heavy-drinkers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/drinks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drinks</image:title><image:caption>Heavy drinkers in general still outlive the abstinent.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-12T21:10:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/02/25/7-modern-supervillains-the-biggest-enemies-of-the-intoxicated-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/destruction.jpg</image:loc><image:title>destruction</image:title><image:caption>Many fine bottles of alcohol are destroyed in Pakistan after death threats by the Taliban.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/aa.gif</image:loc><image:title>aa</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/maldives.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maldives</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/rutte.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rutte</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/taliban.jpg</image:loc><image:title>taliban</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/willmott.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Glenis WILLMOTT</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/putin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RUSSIA-POLITICS-PUTIN</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/is.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IS</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-08-12T17:02:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/10/21/charles-dickens-the-writer-who-stormed-up-the-social-ladder-with-a-drink-in-his-hand/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/dickens-e1513039847167.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dickens</image:title><image:caption>Charles Dickens as we like him best, with a sneaky hidden drink next to him.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-12T00:51:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/03/11/jenever-gins-tasty-grandpa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/jeneverschap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jeneverschap</image:title><image:caption>The jenever section in a Dutch liquor store. Traditionally the drink comes in stone jugs.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-13T18:22:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/10/01/10-times-when-life-gives-you-lemons-for-drunkards/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/lemons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lemons</image:title><image:caption>When life gives you lemons there are so many better things to do than make lemonade.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-11T11:23:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2017/12/10/aint-that-the-truth-63/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/bukowski.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bukowski</image:title><image:caption>Charles Bukowski.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-10T21:47:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/05/14/stan-the-beer-drinker-a-newborn-legend-who-drinks-just-one-glass-a-night/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/big-beer.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Stan the Beer Drinker in action.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-10T17:12:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/08/12/explanations-for-all-symptoms-after-heavy-beer-drinking-and-what-to-do-next/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/beer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer</image:title><image:caption>After some extreme beer drinking you might find yourself in situations you don't understand. Time to explain the symptoms.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/doctor.gif</image:loc><image:title>doctor</image:title><image:caption>With this troubleshooting chart you donèt need a doctor to diagnose whatès wrong with you after beer drinking.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-10T15:58:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/12/16/drunken-santas-get-into-a-huge-street-fight/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/santacon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>santacon</image:title><image:caption>Drunk Santas kicking the shit out of each other.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-08T11:41:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/11/26/the-rise-of-izbuhvamism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/drinks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drinks</image:title><image:caption>You can't practice Izbuhvamism without a huge amount of alcohol.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-26T09:40:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/05/12/from-english-breakfast-to-ulster-fry-the-hangover-cures-of-the-u-k/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/english-breakfast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>english breakfast</image:title><image:caption>The world famous English breakfast.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-21T16:56:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/11/03/the-cure-of-africas-hardest-drinkers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/luwombo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>luwombo</image:title><image:caption>The Ugandan cure for hangovers luwombo.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-21T16:55:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/04/24/ay-caramba-i-have-a-hangover/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/pintxo.gif</image:loc><image:title>pintxo</image:title><image:caption>Pintxo de tortilla.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-21T16:53:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/02/22/podvarak-the-serbian-medicine-after-rakija-infused-nights/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/podvarak.jpg</image:loc><image:title>podvarak</image:title><image:caption>The Serbian cure: podvarak.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-21T16:52:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/18/akons-cure-for-hangovers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/yassa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yassa</image:title><image:caption>The Senegalese hangover cure yassa.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-21T16:51:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/10/16/anti-hangover-recipe-from-poland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3</image:title><image:caption>Polish żurek.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-21T16:45:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/28/another-way-to-handle-the-effects-of-pisco/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cerviche2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cerviche</image:title><image:caption>Cerviche served with the typical Peruvian yellow potatoes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-21T16:43:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/11/29/peruvian-cure-for-hangovers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/aguadito.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aguadito</image:title><image:caption>Peruvian aguadito de pollo.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-21T16:43:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/03/15/panamanian-soup-to-get-back-on-your-feet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/sanocho.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sanocho</image:title><image:caption>Sanocho de gallina.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-21T16:42:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/09/17/the-mongolian-substitute-for-sheep-eyes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/bantan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bantan</image:title><image:caption>Mongolian bantan soup, just needs some spring onion rings.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-01T05:19:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/01/19/menudo-the-remedy-after-tequila-fueled-nights/</loc><lastmod>2018-08-26T21:22:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/02/18/fighting-the-hangover-the-korean-way/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/hae-jang-guk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hae jang guk</image:title><image:caption>Korean spine soup Hae jang guk.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-21T16:34:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/06/25/what-to-do-after-a-kamikaze-night/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/miso.jpg</image:loc><image:title>miso</image:title><image:caption>Misoshiru or miso soup.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-21T16:33:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/08/05/spaghetti-aglio-e-olio-the-easy-hangover-food-that-you-can-prepare-when-youre-drunk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/aglio-e-olio.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aglio e olio</image:title><image:caption>Spaghetti aglio e olio, the easy preventive hangover cure from Italy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-21T16:29:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/03/29/the-oldest-arab-cookbook-has-a-recipe-for-wine-and-the-ultimate-hangover-cure/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/kishkiyya.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kishkiyya</image:title><image:caption>A bowl of kishkiyya.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/book.jpg</image:loc><image:title>book</image:title><image:caption>Pages from Kitab al-Tabikh.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/baghdad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baghdad</image:title><image:caption>The oldest Arab cookbook  dates back from 10th century Baghdad.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-21T16:28:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/04/04/the-indian-hangover-cure-palak-masoor-dal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/masoor-dal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>masoor dal</image:title><image:caption>Palak masoor dal.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-21T16:27:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/04/11/svidasulta-the-traditional-icelandic-hangover-cure-made-from-sheeps-head/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/svioasulta.jpg</image:loc><image:title>svioasulta</image:title><image:caption>The traditional Icelandic hangover cure sviðasulta, served with  Flatbrauð (flat bread) and butter.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-21T16:26:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/06/03/dealing-with-the-effects-of-palinka/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/langos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>langos</image:title><image:caption>A Hungarian snack to fight your hangover: lángos.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-21T16:25:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/01/09/greek-cure-after-a-night-in-the-bouzoukia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/patsas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>patsas</image:title><image:caption>Greek patsas, here served with dried chili peppers and a Greek beer Mythos.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-21T16:24:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/01/08/congee-the-chinese-dish-to-cure-hangovers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/congee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>congee</image:title><image:caption>The Chinese hangover cure congee.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-21T16:06:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/07/02/poutine-the-greasy-hangover-cure-from-quebec/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/poutine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poutine</image:title><image:caption>The most basic poutine there is. This is the Canadian hangover cure.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-21T16:04:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/01/19/shkembe-chorba-the-typical-taste-of-bulgaria/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20150829_104819.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150829_104819</image:title><image:caption>Shkembe chorba, the traditional Bulgarian hangover cure.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-21T16:03:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/05/28/pace-the-easy-hangover-cure-from-bosnia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/pace.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pace</image:title><image:caption>The Bosnian cure pače, just before serving.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-21T16:02:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/03/28/the-belgian-hangover-salad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/haring.jpg</image:loc><image:title>haring</image:title><image:caption>The main ingredient for the 'hangover salad': 4 soused herrings.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-21T15:58:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/08/12/hungover-down-under-have-a-pie-floater/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/pie-floater.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pie floater</image:title><image:caption>A pie floater, the Australian cure for hangovers.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-21T15:57:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/01/16/revuelto-gramajo-the-argentinian-way-to-ditch-a-hangover/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/revuelto.jpg</image:loc><image:title>revuelto</image:title><image:caption>Revuelto Gramajo, the popular hangover cure from Argentina.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-21T15:56:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/11/29/caldo-de-peixe-the-angolan-cure-for-hangovers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/caldo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>caldo</image:title><image:caption>Caldo de peixe, the Angolan hangover cure.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-21T15:55:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/08/05/tarator-the-albanian-answer-for-rough-mornings/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/tarator.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tarator</image:title><image:caption>Tarator, an easy hangover cure from Albania.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-21T15:52:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/25/k-o-in-bangkok-have-some-drunken-noodles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/pad-ki-mao.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Pad Ki Mao, or drunken noodles.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-21T15:51:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/links-you-should-see/newswire/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/lotd2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lotd2</image:title><image:caption>The Lords of the Drinks.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-21T07:57:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2016/03/15/american-study-says-beer-is-a-medicine-for-cancer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/beer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer</image:title><image:caption>According to American scientists beer contains acids that fight cancer.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-15T07:05:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/03/13/drunk-arsenal-player-bendtner-tries-to-hump-a-taxi/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/bendtner.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Nicklas Bendtner in more sober days.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-15T06:20:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2017/11/13/aint-that-the-truth-62/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/lincoln.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Abraham Lincoln.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-14T17:28:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/02/04/african-animals-getting-shitfaced-on-ripe-fruit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/marula.jpg</image:loc><image:title>marula</image:title><image:caption>The marula fruit can get you pretty shitfaced in the African savanna.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-13T09:15:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/11/11/how-new-zealand-was-saved-from-prohibition-by-its-soldiers-after-world-war-i/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/new-zealander-with-rum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>new zealander with rum</image:title><image:caption>Soldiers from New Zealand receive their daily rum ration in World War I.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/new-zealand-soldiers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>new zealand soldiers</image:title><image:caption>Soldiers from New Zealand having a well deserved break during World War I. They would achieve their biggest victory by saving their country from abstinance in 1919.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-03T12:22:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2017/09/30/5-typical-alcoholic-summer-drinks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/sangria.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sangria</image:title><image:caption>Sangria prepared in a watermelon is good on the tongue and on the eye.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-30T11:59:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/01/22/the-worlds-worst-hangover/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/hangover-juice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hangover-juice</image:title><image:caption>It can already be quite difficult to get a simple glass of juice when the worlds biggest hangover strikes you.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-18T20:15:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/02/13/need-a-valentine-follow-our-3-step-plan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/valentine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>valentine</image:title><image:caption>Follow our 3-step plan, so you won't have to drink alone.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-14T13:49:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2016/08/04/drunk-joke-a-drunkard-at-the-doctor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/doctor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doctor</image:title><image:caption>Back home with my souvenirs: a Dinamo Kiev hat, a Ukraine scarf, an original gas mask, a map of the trip round Chernobyl and an x-ray photo of my broken ankle.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-04T01:13:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/03/04/7-swimming-pools-filled-with-liquor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/beerpool.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beerpool</image:title><image:caption>Every mans dream: bathing in beer.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-31T15:01:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2016/07/13/drunk-british-tourist-hijacks-and-crashes-ambulance-in-greece/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ambulance.png</image:loc><image:title>ambulance</image:title><image:caption>Meet the latest attraction in Greece for drunk British tourists.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-31T06:45:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2016/07/19/the-bizarre-cold-booze-war-between-canada-and-denmark-over-hans-island/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/denmark.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Danish soldiers take back Hans Island.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/canada.jpg</image:loc><image:title>canada</image:title><image:caption>Canadians plant their flag at Hans Island.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/hans-island.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hans island</image:title><image:caption>This large rock called Hans Island has been disputed territory for decades.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-27T19:11:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2016/07/12/dutch-brewers-embrace-lousy-climate-and-turn-rainwater-into-beer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/hemelswater.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hemelswater</image:title><image:caption>The new beer, made from real Dutch rainwater.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/arc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>arc</image:title><image:caption>The Dutch climate has always been an inspiration for jokes. But since rainwater can be turned into beer, maybe the weather conditions aren't that bad after all.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-12T00:44:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/03/04/quit-drinking-on-facebook-and-post-your-friends-reaction/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/step3.png</image:loc><image:title>step3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/step2.png</image:loc><image:title>step2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/step1.png</image:loc><image:title>step1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/quitting1.png</image:loc><image:title>quitting</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/quitting.png</image:loc><image:title>quitting</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/quit-drinking.png</image:loc><image:title>quit drinking</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-25T06:50:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2016/04/15/the-first-time-i-actually-wrote-down-my-crazy-dream-right-after-waking-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/tavern.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tavern</image:title><image:caption>A typical Bulgarian tavern.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/piggyback-ride.jpg</image:loc><image:title>piggyback ride</image:title><image:caption>Ever did a piggyback ride with a stripper?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/bratislava.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bratislava</image:title><image:caption>When in Bratislava one must find this mysterious party gravel pit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/micky-sleep.jpg</image:loc><image:title>micky sleep</image:title><image:caption>The dreams of an adventurous drunkard are usually worth writing down. Unfortunately we hardly ever do it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-15T16:50:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/04/07/the-drinking-game-pissheads/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/20150407_122623.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Pick your drinks carefully cause the game pissheads can really screw you up.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-05T17:08:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2016/03/31/aint-that-the-truth-61/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/the-drunkards-1883.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-drunkards-1883</image:title><image:caption>The painting "The Drunkards" by James Ensor</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-20T06:27:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2016/03/21/rock-paper-three-shots-an-easy-but-thrilling-drinking-game-with-just-one-dice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/rakija.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rakija</image:title><image:caption>Any kind of booze will do for Rock-Paper-Three Shots. Everything else you need is a dice.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-21T12:51:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2016/03/19/football-club-feyenoord-plans-to-transform-iconic-stadium-de-kuip-into-a-brewery/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/kuip1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kuip1</image:title><image:caption>For the Feyenoord fans demolition of their temple is never an option. Turning it into a supportershome with brewery might be.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/kuip2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kuip2</image:title><image:caption>Stadium De Kuip from the inside at an evening match.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-20T07:32:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2016/03/18/bar-joke-the-forgetful-bartender/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/barman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barman</image:title><image:caption>Shots flow for free with the forgetful bartender around.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-19T13:44:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/10/07/vincent-van-gogh-a-brilliant-painter-and-a-raging-alcoholic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/absinthe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>absinthe</image:title><image:caption>Van Gogh's painting A Still Life with Absinthe.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/van-gogh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>van gogh</image:title><image:caption>Vincent van Gogh drinking absinthe in a bar. This painting was made by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-10T22:06:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2016/03/02/goran-bregovic-the-supreme-master-of-drunken-balkan-music/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bregovic-whisky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bregovic whisky</image:title><image:caption>Goran Bregovic in a classic pose in Melbourne, Australia. As he hypes up his orchestra with his right hand, he encourages the audience to drink with his whisky glass in the left.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bregovic-rakija-and-champagne.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bregovic rakija and champagne</image:title><image:caption>Goran Bregovic poses with glasses filled with champagne and rakija.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-06T15:41:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2016/02/15/russian-escapes-from-hospital-right-after-surgery-and-wearing-bedsheets-to-buy-beer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/russian-beer-fan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>russian beer fan</image:title><image:caption>This Russian beer lover left his hospital  bed straight after surgery to get a drink.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-28T23:57:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/10/28/the-drunk-mans-alphabet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/a-z.gif</image:loc><image:title>a-z</image:title><image:caption>Drinking terms from A to Z.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-27T22:52:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/12/13/13-clear-signs-that-beer-contains-female-hormones/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/rodman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rodman</image:title><image:caption>Basketball-player Dennis Rodman probably after quite some beers.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-27T13:44:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/12/31/16-places-in-europe-to-go-drinking-in-2016/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/haro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>haro</image:title><image:caption>Source: https://www.fest300.com/festivals/haro-wine-festival</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/maastricht.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maastricht</image:title><image:caption>Source: http://researchers-sbe.unimaas.nl/cost-maastricht2014/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/poznan1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Poznan1</image:title><image:caption>Source: http://www.imo.net/imc2013/Location</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/amazing-valencia-spain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>amazing-Valencia-Spain</image:title><image:caption>Source: http://www.cities-of-europe.com/valencia-grad-na-svetlinata/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/prague.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prague</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/san_gimignano_veduta_02.jpg</image:loc><image:title>san_gimignano_veduta_02</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/nice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nice</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/zagreb_aerial_view.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zagreb aerial view</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/zagreb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zagreb</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/berlin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>berlin</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-26T22:41:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2016/01/25/piss-drunk-australians-foil-a-robbery/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/james-ross-munroe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>James Ross-Munroe</image:title><image:caption>Australia,s new national hero James Ross-Munroe takes the keys out of the robbers' getaway car.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-26T22:02:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2016/01/24/aint-that-the-truth-60/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/pg-wodehouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PG Wodehouse</image:title><image:caption>P.G. Wodehouse.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-24T17:10:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2016/01/21/lithuanian-farmhouse-ale-a-national-craft-beer-tradition-that-outlived-communism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/dundulis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dundulis</image:title><image:caption>A Lithuanian craft brewer at work. Source: www.facebook.com/dundulis.alus.gira</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/bar-vilnius.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bar vilnius</image:title><image:caption>Many bars in the Lithuanian capital Vilnius serve the tasty national treasure farmhouse ale.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-21T14:54:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2016/01/19/lotd-chess-a-drinking-game-for-gentlemen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/chess.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chess</image:title><image:caption>The setting for a thrilling game  of LOTD chess.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-04T16:02:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/03/30/how-napoleon-saved-drunks-in-amsterdam-from-drowning/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/020.jpg</image:loc><image:title>020</image:title><image:caption>The handrails next to the canals still come in handy. Especially on national holidays like Kingsday.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/nappie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nappie</image:title><image:caption>Louis Napoleon, the first Dutch king and guardian angel of the drunks in Holland.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-20T16:50:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2016/01/13/drunk-joke-the-talking-clock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/gong.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>gong</image:title><image:caption>The drunk man's clock.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-13T16:58:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/06/08/erdogan-the-enemy-of-the-true-drinker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/erdogan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>erdogan</image:title><image:caption>Recip Erdogan is a megalomaniac that wants to make life hell for the true drinker in Turkey. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-10T13:32:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2016/01/09/korean-invents-drinky-a-robot-that-drinks-with-you-when-theres-no-one-else-around/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/drinky-the-robot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drinky the robot</image:title><image:caption>Drinky, the robot from Korea that keeps you company when drinking.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-10T13:30:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2016/01/09/pat-eddery-an-irish-legend-who-excelled-in-horse-racing-and-drinking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/pat-edderly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pat edderly</image:title><image:caption>The legendary jockey Pat Edderly loved himself a good drink.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-09T13:07:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/12/29/5-reasons-why-lowering-the-drinking-age-could-make-americans-better-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/prohibition.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prohibition</image:title><image:caption>The twisted American alcohol approach portraited well: good beer is dumped in the sewer in the prohibition days.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-29T19:46:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/12/27/drunk-indian-beats-wife-to-death-after-refusing-him-money-for-more-drinks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/bottles-e1451235900424.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bottles</image:title><image:caption>The sad sight of empty bottles can make one pretty desperate.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-28T00:02:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/06/17/lotd-accepts-recipe-challenge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/topfood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>topfood</image:title><image:caption>The ingredients we had to work with in the recipe contest at Top Food.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-21T10:54:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/12/15/5-delicious-whiskies-from-the-scottish-islands/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/20151117_185531.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20151117_185531</image:title><image:caption>5 testers with rare Scottish whiskies. A nice welcome little present during the winterdays.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-15T19:44:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/11/27/australian-brewer-wants-to-save-the-worlds-largest-coral-reef-with-craft-beer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/great-barrier.jpg</image:loc><image:title>great barrier</image:title><image:caption>It's possible to support the conservation of the Great Barrier Reef by drinking beer.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-27T13:45:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/12/10/awesome-cover-song/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-20T12:00:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/02/11/a-pub-with-no-beer/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-20T11:59:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/03/05/or-i-go-or-the-rakija-goes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/rakija.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rakija</image:title><image:caption>Rakija can even make you forget your own wife.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-20T11:59:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/04/17/aint-no-party-like-an-alcoholic-party/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-20T11:58:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/17/musical-tribute-to-the-king-of-drinking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/bzb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bzb</image:title><image:caption>Band Zonder Banaan on stage.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-20T11:58:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/08/01/heavy-fuel/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-20T11:57:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/11/19/poetry-chateau-margaux-by-francis-saltus-saltus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/saltus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saltus</image:title><image:caption>Francis Saltus Saltus.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/margaux.jpg</image:loc><image:title>margaux</image:title><image:caption>These grapes are transformed at Château Margaux into oneof the finest wines in the world. Therefor it received the First Grow status. Reason for Francis Saltus Saltus to make a poem about Château Margaux.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-19T13:03:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/11/16/drunk-joke-busted-for-drinking-and-driving/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/drunk-driving.jpg</image:loc></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-17T14:28:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/02/19/a-drinking-joke-from-finland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/finland.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Typical Finnish cottage:  home of some great drinking action.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-16T19:19:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/01/01/aint-that-the-truth-51/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/i-am-drunk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>i am drunk</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-16T19:18:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/03/19/joke-sun-or-the-moon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/moon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moon</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes it's hard to tell if you see the sun or the moon.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-16T19:16:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/09/16/joke-the-golden-bar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/beer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer</image:title><image:caption>Everything is gold in the Golden Bar.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-16T19:16:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/01/28/joke-the-genie-and-the-tiny-pianist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/piano1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>piano</image:title><image:caption>Would you wish for a small piano if you had a genie in a magic lamp?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/piano.jpg</image:loc><image:title>piano</image:title><image:caption>Would you wish for a tiny piano if you had a genie in a magic lamp?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-16T19:14:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/03/30/joke-the-drunkard-and-the-bum/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/begger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Opnamedatum: 2010-09-29</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-16T19:13:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/05/19/joke-the-fly-in-the-beer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/drunk-fly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drunk fly</image:title><image:caption>Flies love boozing just as much as the next one.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-16T19:09:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/11/14/the-oldest-brew-in-the-world-made-after-a-song-for-the-ancient-sumerian-beer-goddess/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/tablet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tablet</image:title><image:caption>Copy of the tablet with the Hymn of Ninkasi.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/drinking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drinking</image:title><image:caption>An old Mesopotamian clay tablet shows people drinking beer through straws.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-09T18:39:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/01/09/men-in-saudi-arabia-get-whip-lashes-and-jail-time-for-party-with-alcohol-and-girls/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/whip.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>whip</image:title><image:caption>Drinking alcohol in Saudi Arabia leads to physical torture.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-13T13:51:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/10/15/hello-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/martvi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lords</image:title><image:caption>The bloggers in action</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-13T04:22:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/11/23/a-dream-come-true-drinking-and-partying-in-the-building-of-the-university/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/photo-nick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo nick</image:title><image:caption>Photo by Nikita Zvyagintsev; freshmen camping and signing up for the upcoming registration</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/photo-shamil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo shamil</image:title><image:caption>Photo by Shamil Mustafayev; freshmen queuing in front of Registrars</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-13T04:20:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/11/23/top-11-sports-to-play-when-drunk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/checkmate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>checkmate</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-13T04:19:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/05/24/so-you-are-drinking-speak-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dsc00388.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00388</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes everyone wants to hold the loudspeaker</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dsc00392.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00392</image:title><image:caption>Who the hell put this water here?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dsc00385.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00385</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-13T04:18:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/06/17/our-legend-turns-30-happy-birthday-micky/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/my-photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>my photo</image:title><image:caption>A moment of Micky's second stay in Bulgaria, captured by me</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/people.jpg</image:loc><image:title>people</image:title><image:caption>Companies are big!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/red-wine-again.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red wine again</image:title><image:caption>The party is with big P!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/beers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beers</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/q-q-q.jpg</image:loc><image:title>q q q</image:title><image:caption>Red, red wine...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/miki-sleeps.jpg</image:loc><image:title>miki sleeps</image:title><image:caption>Micky at his best</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/10391_10151334202322970_596104265_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10391_10151334202322970_596104265_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-13T04:17:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/19/some-cool-drinking-t-shirts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/post8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>post8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/post7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>post7</image:title><image:caption>Beer in,
Beer out</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/post2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>post2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/post10.gif</image:loc><image:title>post10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/post6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>post6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/post5.png</image:loc><image:title>post5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/post3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>post3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/post4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>post4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/post10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>post10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/post9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>post9</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-13T04:16:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/20/america-allows-home-beermaking-in-all-states/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-13T04:16:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/29/our-new-page-drunks-that-made-world-history/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-13T04:15:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/11/29/the-drink-that-is-a-medicine-too/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/imag02021.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG0202[1]</image:title><image:caption>The museum in Karlovy Vary</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-13T04:10:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/12/31/14-new-years-drinking-resolutions-for-2014/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/time-management11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>time-management1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/time-management1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>time-management1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/drinking-calendar.png</image:loc><image:title>drinking calendar</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/old-friends.jpg</image:loc><image:title>old friends</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/friends.jpg</image:loc><image:title>?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/time-management.jpg</image:loc><image:title>time management</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/scorpion-liquor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scorpion-liquor</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/calendar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>calendar</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/professors.jpg</image:loc><image:title>professors</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/drinking-buddies2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drinking-buddies2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-13T04:10:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/07/18/does-the-new-eu-chief-start-his-day-with-booze/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/juncker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>juncker</image:title><image:caption>a cartoon of a smoking and drinking Jean-Claude Juncker from The Independent.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-13T04:08:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/12/23/r-i-p-joe-cocker-the-drinker-with-the-unique-raspy-voice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/2802419129_1618f07119_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2802419129_1618f07119_o</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-13T04:07:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/11/12/how-a-brave-man-and-3-25-liters-of-wine-saved-a-german-town/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/imag0264.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG0264</image:title><image:caption>A bohemian glass from 1616, similar to the tankard of salvation.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/imag0236.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG0236</image:title><image:caption>Rothenburg ob der Tauber</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-24T13:33:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/11/15/motivating-fitness-phrases-also-work-for-heavy-drinkers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>14</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>13</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>12</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-12T22:30:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/11/10/french-cancel-state-dinner-with-iranians-since-meal-without-booze-is-no-option/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/hollande.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>hollande</image:title><image:caption>The French president Francois Hollande refused to host a state  dinner without his beloved wine.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-11T02:35:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/11/04/yuri-gagarin-the-first-man-in-space-hero-of-the-soviet-union-and-a-huge-drunkard/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/fidel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fidel</image:title><image:caption>The Cuban leader Fidel Castro embraces Russian national hero Yuri Gagarin.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/gagarin-drinking.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Yuri Gagarin sipping on booze on one of his many tours after his trip into Space.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-10T21:48:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/10/27/why-men-should-drink-beer-to-improve-their-sex-life-and-help-their-marriage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/kat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kat</image:title><image:caption>Dr. Kat van Kirk.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/beer-sex.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>beer sex</image:title><image:caption>Beer and sex are a perfect combination according to sexuologist Dr. Kat van Kirk.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-30T11:37:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/01/08/alcohol-possibly-slows-down-muscle-disease-ms/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/shopping.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shopping</image:title><image:caption>The right lifestyle might help MS-patients a lot.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-16T18:26:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/10/22/drunk-irishman-gets-completely-naked-on-a-plane-and-asks-stewardess-for-sex/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/sunexpress.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunexpress</image:title><image:caption>A Sun Express flight  to Izmir had to make a pit stop in Belgrade because of drunk naked man.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-23T12:42:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/02/23/british-lad-gets-drunk-at-funeral-and-ends-up-in-amsterdam/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/okane.jpg</image:loc><image:title>okane</image:title><image:caption>James O'Kane found himself back in Amsterdam.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-22T11:37:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/10/21/vaclav-havel-czech-dissident-president-and-the-ultimate-bohemian/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/havel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>havel</image:title><image:caption>Czech national hero Václav Havel in a classic  pose during a meeting; drinking and smoking.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/havel-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Czech Republic Velvet Revolution Anniversary</image:title><image:caption>Václav Havel (right) and Alexander Dubcek, leader of the Prague Spring uprising celebrate the resignation of the Czech Communist government in 1989.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-21T20:18:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/10/20/canadian-police-raids-pizzeria-smuggling-beer-and-liquorin-pizza-boxes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/booze.jpg</image:loc><image:title>booze</image:title><image:caption>Beer cans and whisky bottles found  in a pizza place in Edmonton, Canada.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-21T16:48:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/08/15/the-beer-mile-a-biathlon-for-real-sportsmen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/beer-mile.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer mile</image:title><image:caption>Contestants and beers are lined up before the start of a Beer Mile.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-23T07:07:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/08/06/eight-immortals-of-the-wine-cup-8th-century-poetry-about-the-drunk-elite-in-china/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/8-immortals.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8 immortals</image:title><image:caption>The Eight Immortals of the Wine Cup caught in a painting.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-09T16:14:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/07/03/international-izbuhvam-day-the-day-we-punish-our-livers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/izbu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>izbu</image:title><image:caption>International Izbuhvam Day is the ultimate day for exploding.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-04T12:01:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/06/14/rocker-at-pinkpop-festival-catches-and-drinks-beer-while-crowdwalking/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-14T13:23:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/06/03/study-shows-alcohol-combined-with-weed-strongly-increases-thc-levels-in-blood/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/beer-and-weed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer and weed</image:title><image:caption>It's a scientific fact: a beer with your joint gets you higher.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-03T18:59:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/05/26/silenus-the-happy-drunk-from-ancient-greece-that-taught-dionysus-how-to-party/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/silenus-mask.jpg</image:loc><image:title>silenus mask</image:title><image:caption>A Roman Silenus mask, meant for Bacchanalia.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/silenus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>silenus</image:title><image:caption>Silenus portrayed as a satyr.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/silenus-and-dionysus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>silenus and dionysus</image:title><image:caption>A statue of Silenus with the young God Dionysus on his arm.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-30T13:54:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/28/lets-have-a-round-of-pisco-for-peru/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/pisco-sour.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pisco sour</image:title><image:caption>A round of pisco sour.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/chilcano-de-pisco.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chilcano de pisco</image:title><image:caption>Chilcano de pisco.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/peru4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peru4</image:title><image:caption>Since today is Peruvian Independence Day the theme for the day is Peru.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-25T15:03:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/30/a-100-year-old-drunk-women-black-list-for-pubs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/one-eyed-kate-kibble.jpg</image:loc><image:title>one-eyed kate kibble</image:title><image:caption>One-eyed Kate Kibble was on the black list of Birmingham.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/susannah-booton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>susannah booton</image:title><image:caption>Susannah Booton.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/sarah-henson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sarah Henson</image:title><image:caption>Sarah Henson.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mary-bayliss.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mary Bayliss</image:title><image:caption>Mary Bayliss.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/elizabeth-thompson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Elizabeth Thompson</image:title><image:caption>Elizabeth Thompson.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-25T15:02:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/08/13/drunk-history-europe-under-nazi-germany-part-i/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>We make historical facts understandable for drunk people.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-25T14:59:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/08/15/drunk-history-europe-under-nazi-germany-part-ii/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/elbe-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>elbe day</image:title><image:caption>On April 25th, 1945 Russians and Americans meet in Torgau. That day they have a drinking competition.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-25T14:58:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/03/14/the-ancient-chinese-drinking-culture/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/china.jpg</image:loc><image:title>china</image:title><image:caption>Chinese liquor has been around for 6.000 years.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-14T16:24:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/05/01/god-save-the-queen-king-who-cares-lets-get-drunk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/010.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>010</image:title><image:caption>Rotterdam at Queen's Day, seen from above.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/groningen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>groningen</image:title><image:caption>Laser show in Groningen.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ehv3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ehv3</image:title><image:caption>Eindhoven has a pretty big party too on Queen's Day.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ehv2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ehv2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ehv.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ehv</image:title><image:caption>People partying in Eindhoven.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/de-haag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>de haag</image:title><image:caption>The night before Queen's Day is a big thing in Den Haag.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/020-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>020 3</image:title><image:caption>Canals in Amsterdam.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/020-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>020 2</image:title><image:caption>Traffic jam in Amsterdam.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/020.jpg</image:loc><image:title>020</image:title><image:caption>An extra 800.000 party-people came to Amsterdam for Queen's Day.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/nijmegen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nijmegen</image:title><image:caption>Downtown Nijmegen.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-14T16:24:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/28/having-a-cheers-with-dead-loved-ones/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/peru.jpg</image:loc><image:title>People drink bottles of beer next to the graves at Nueva Esperanza cemetery during Day of the Dead celebrations in Villa Maria</image:title><image:caption>Many people in Peru come to the cemetery to have  a drink with their deceased loved ones now and then.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-14T16:23:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/11/28/drunken-eagle-an-albanian-bacchanalia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/eagle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eagle</image:title><image:caption>Drunken Eagle 2011.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/drunken-eagle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drunken eagle</image:title><image:caption>A banner to warn people the Drunken Eagle party is coming.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-14T16:21:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/12/15/the-limits-for-drinking-and-driving-per-country/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/drunk-driving1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drunk driving</image:title><image:caption>The sad truth about drunk driving.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/drunk-driving.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drunk driving</image:title><image:caption>Drunk driving is an adventure we don't support.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-14T16:20:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/03/28/welcome-to-hell-a-k-a-scandinavia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/system.jpg</image:loc><image:title>system</image:title><image:caption>Most Scandinavian countries have only a few state owned liquor stores. Like Systembolaget in Sweden.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-09-06T15:39:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/09/22/drunk-australian-wins-fight-with-a-crocodile/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/croc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>croc</image:title><image:caption>A crocodile attack is quite powerful. Being intoxicated may actually save your life here.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-14T15:13:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/09/14/support-alcon-noble-freedom-fighters-in-malaysia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/kuala-lumpur.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kuala lumpur</image:title><image:caption>Malaysia, with here the capital Kuala Lumpur, is a magical place. However the nightlife is spoiled by rediculous alcohol prices.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-14T15:10:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/06/14/no-beer-please/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/no-beer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>no beer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-14T13:31:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/06/14/crawling-home-after-drinking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/crawling.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crawling</image:title><image:caption>Crawling home... It happens to the best of us.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-14T13:31:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/06/14/the-scam-of-the-taxi-driver/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/taxi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>taxi</image:title><image:caption>Taxi drivers beware if you wanna scam drunk people.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-14T13:31:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/08/05/cask-of-beer-coming-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/beer-cask.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer cask</image:title><image:caption>A cask of beer is a heavy load to carry up the stairs.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-14T13:29:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/18/drinking-beer-on-alpe-dhuez/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/hansen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hansen</image:title><image:caption>Adam Hansen on the Alpe d'Huez.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-14T13:03:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/03/31/getting-hammered-without-drinking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/smoke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smoke</image:title><image:caption>This dude shows you can also smoke alcohol.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-14T11:31:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/24/lawyer-shits-on-cop-car/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/handboeien.jpg</image:loc><image:title>handboeien</image:title><image:caption>Leaving a dump while being handcuffed is quite the trick.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-14T11:30:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/01/12/how-to-join-the-miles-high-club-for-drunkards/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/ballantines.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ballantines</image:title><image:caption>A bottle of booze on board makes a flight so much more fun.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/duty-free.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>Duty free shops at airports are a blessing for everyone who wants to fly drunk.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-14T11:29:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/10/05/alan-gordon-gets-what-football-is-about-and-has-a-beer-with-the-fans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/gordon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gordon</image:title><image:caption>Alan Gordon just gets it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-14T11:27:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/11/08/man-orders-3750-wine-thinking-it-cost-3750/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/wine-screaming-eagle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wine-screaming-eagle</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-14T11:27:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/01/03/a-tour-through-a-brewery/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dsc00260.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tyskie</image:title><image:caption>Inside the old brewery of Tyskie.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dsc00239.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tyskie6</image:title><image:caption>The drinking part however we can show you of course. Two glasses of delicious Tyskie beer. And inside the bar at the brewery they have a very special version too. One that is just made, without preservatives. It has a rather fresh flavor that you don't taste in beers from the can or the bottle.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dsc00267.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tyskie5</image:title><image:caption>And than it's part for the new part of the factory. All of these giant cans are full of beer. Just look at your tour guide to get a clue of how big they really are. Should be sufficient to get us through the weekend I'd say.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dsc00268.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tyskie4</image:title><image:caption>And this is the house where the beer taster used to live. He actually had a full time job doing this and usually arrived home pretty wasted. For this reason the house had no doorstep or stairs. For the safety of the beer taster.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dsc00259.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tyskie3</image:title><image:caption>With the whole process being done manually it was important to taste a lot in order to get the right flavor. The ultimate job for the Lords of the Drinks. Oh damn you modern times!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dsc00261.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tyskie2</image:title><image:caption>The first part of the tour goes through the old part of the brewery, where in the old days the ingredients were mixed in copper tanks. All manually of course.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dsc00257.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tyskie1</image:title><image:caption>Let's start the tour. I'll be your tour guide for today; Micky. Welcome to the brewery of the two most famous Polish beers Tyskie and Lech.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-14T11:23:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/07/13/a-stamp-card-for-the-u1600-tour/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-14T11:19:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/01/08/georgia-an-excellent-destination-for-alcohol-tourism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/souvenirs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>souvenirs</image:title><image:caption>Some souvenirs back in Holland, including 4 liters of chacha and cognac.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/kvevris.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kvevris</image:title><image:caption>Qvevri's at the old capital Mtskheta, 20 kilometers outside of Tbilisi.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/khashi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>khashi</image:title><image:caption>The Georgian hangover cure: khashi with beer and chacha.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/wine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wine</image:title><image:caption>Free Georgian wine at the airport.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/breakfast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>breakfast</image:title><image:caption>A traditional Georgian breakfast: khashi with beer and chacha.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-14T11:17:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/10/24/youll-never-drink-alone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3</image:title><image:caption>Social media can provide you with the company you need in order to drink.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-14T11:16:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/03/26/the-game-drinking-wars-sucks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/drinking-wars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drinking wars</image:title><image:caption>Some assignments in Drinking Wars.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-14T11:15:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/07/19/no-more-russian-vodka-till-the-terrorists-have-left-the-kremlin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/plane.jpg</image:loc><image:title>plane</image:title><image:caption>The remains of the Malaysian airplane that was shot over Ukraine.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-14T11:10:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/10/18/whats-your-favorite-drink-when-you-go-out/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-14T11:08:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/03/14/and-here-are-the-test-scores/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-14T11:07:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/01/you-demand-more-true-drinking-stories/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-14T11:04:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/02/19/the-lotd-alcohol-test/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ko.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ko</image:title><image:caption>Did you ever get hurt by alcohol? Or do you always remember the way home? Do the LOTD test now.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-14T11:00:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/12/19/what-is-your-real-country-as-a-drinker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/drunk-guys.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>drunk guys</image:title><image:caption>It's always good to find company with the same drinking habbits.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-14T10:59:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/03/18/jozef-stalin-paranoid-dictator-mass-murderer-but-a-great-drinker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/stalin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stalin</image:title><image:caption>Jozef Stalin was always up for a drink.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-18T21:36:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/04/18/japanese-brewer-claims-to-produce-beer-that-makes-women-more-beautiful/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/precious.jpg</image:loc><image:title>precious</image:title><image:caption>Advertisement for the new beer Precious that is said to make women more beautiful.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-13T06:05:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/04/13/drunk-police-officer-takes-patrol-boat-for-a-joy-ride-and-crashes-into-a-river-bar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/police-boat.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Who doesn't  dream about taking a police patrol boat for a drunken joy ride?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-13T19:50:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/04/12/former-rugby-star-cashes-in-big-time-with-race-horse-he-bought-while-drunk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/tindall-tweet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tindall tweet</image:title><image:caption>Former rugby star Mike Tindall goes nuts on Twitter because of the race horse he bought while drunk.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-13T19:49:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/04/06/irish-cyclist-the-real-winner-tour-of-flanders-after-receiving-body-weight-in-belgian-beer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/matt-brammeier.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Matt Brammeier</image:title><image:caption>Matt Brammeier, the real winner of the Tour of Flanders.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-06T21:55:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/03/29/bond-movie-crew-goes-on-a-drunken-rampage-in-private-airplane/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/jet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jet</image:title><image:caption>The private plane that took the Bond crew from Essex to Mexico City.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-29T13:56:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/03/27/drunk-guy-tries-to-rob-a-bank-in-tallahassee-to-pay-for-his-cab/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/stanley-geddie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stanley geddie</image:title><image:caption>Stanley Geddie, the drunk bankrobber.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-27T22:19:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/10/16/waking-up-strange/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/pc230038.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joris sleeping</image:title><image:caption>Sleeping in strange places is not without risks. People who make you smoke in your sleep are really the least of your worries. But you're drunk anyway, so who cares?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T17:44:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/11/12/mickys-sobriety-challenge-say-what/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/no-drinking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>no drinking</image:title><image:caption>Sad but true, booze is off limit for an indefinite period.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T17:39:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/11/21/i-dont-have-cancer-im-staying-abstinent/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/orange1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orange</image:title><image:caption>One of my substitudes for alcoholic beverages.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/orange.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orange</image:title><image:caption>One of my substitudes for alcoholic beverages.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T17:39:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/12/17/the-sobriety-challenge-terminated-after-26-days/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cheers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cheers</image:title><image:caption>The sober days are over. Time to raise a glass (or bottle) again.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img00507-20131205-1417.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG00507-20131205-1417</image:title><image:caption>You know it's time to start drinking again when you start making your own Christmas cards.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T17:38:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/01/05/whats-the-difference-between-heavy-drinking-and-binge-drinking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/drinks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drinks</image:title><image:caption>It  only takes a few drinks to be labeled as a heavy drinker or a binge drinker.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T17:34:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/08/07/11-funny-pictures-of-drunk-animals/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/weasel.png</image:loc><image:title>weasel</image:title><image:caption>Now that's what we call a real predator.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/squirrel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>squirrel</image:title><image:caption>Squirrels are highly intelligent creatures.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/racoon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>racoon</image:title><image:caption>Ra-couldn't drink anymore.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/pig.png</image:loc><image:title>pig</image:title><image:caption>Greedy pig.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/parrot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>parrot</image:title><image:caption>One clever bird.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/moose.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Drunk Moose</image:title><image:caption>This moose got himself stuck after eating too many fermented apples.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/monkey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monkey</image:title><image:caption>Monkey robbing tourists of their cocktails.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/elephant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>elephant</image:title><image:caption>Elephants passed out after eating fermented marula fruit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/dog2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dog2</image:title><image:caption>One lazy dog.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/cat3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cat3</image:title><image:caption>If the cat is not at home...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-09-22T19:34:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/04/07/alcoholic-court-stenographer-fired-after-just-writing-i-hate-my-job-in-30-cases/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/steno.jpg</image:loc><image:title>steno</image:title><image:caption>Can you imagine working on this thing day in and day out, while you could be out drinking beers?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T17:08:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/04/07/lotds-nikolay-nikolov-in-an-interview-about-his-passion-for-writing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/nikolay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nikolay</image:title><image:caption>The 'Machine from Pernik' in action.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T17:07:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/04/07/the-best-alcohol-related-football-banners/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/drunk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drunk</image:title><image:caption>A fanclub of the Romanian team FC Delta Tulcea goes by a name that is as simple as it is great: Drunk. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/delije.jpg</image:loc><image:title>delije</image:title><image:caption>Banner by fans of Red Star Belgrade for their player and notorious drinker Zoran Riznić saying "Rizna cheers".</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/wuppertaler-sv.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Cool flag by the small German team Wuppertaler SV. The fans are connected to the Alcohol Network.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/wisla.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wisla</image:title><image:caption>An epic tifo by Wisla Krakow.  In the Polish it says: "If we win we drink. If we lose... we drink".</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/werder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>werder</image:title><image:caption>Nice banner in the section of German team Werder Bremen.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/timisoara.jpg</image:loc><image:title>timisoara</image:title><image:caption>The Romanian fans of Politechnica Timisoara make sure there is no doubt about their favorite hobby besides football.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/st-patricks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>st patricks</image:title><image:caption>Nice flag by the Irish side St. Patrick's Athletic F.C.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/slovan-liberec.png</image:loc><image:title>slovan liberec</image:title><image:caption>The fans of Czech club Slovan Liberec made this wonderful flag.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/sligo.png</image:loc><image:title>sligo</image:title><image:caption>Beautiful tifo by Irish side Sligo Rovers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/slavia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slavia</image:title><image:caption>Simple message, but a good one. This is Slavia Prague from Czech Republic.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-28T09:24:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/04/08/why-alcohol-can-make-women-clingy-and-men-unfaithful/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/voles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>voles</image:title><image:caption>Prairy voles chose one partner for life.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/cheating.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>An experiment with prairie voles explains why men are more likely to cheat when they drink a lot of alcohol.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T17:00:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/05/12/the-world-cup-2014-drinking-game/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/brazil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brazil</image:title><image:caption>When the camera shows dancing fans, you have to do a little dance too.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:59:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/05/22/what-cocktail-is-the-best-aphrodisiac/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/oyster-cocktail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oyster cocktail</image:title><image:caption>A bit of a daring suggestion: an oyster cocktail.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-05T06:35:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/05/23/priest-writes-a-book-about-his-dedication-to-god-and-alcohol/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/beer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer</image:title><image:caption>The cover of father Bill Miller's book.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:57:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/07/02/french-students-create-a-free-app-for-drinking-games/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/alldrinkgames.png</image:loc><image:title>alldrinkgames</image:title><image:caption>The first app by All Drink Games offers 3 drinking games to play.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/alldrinkgames.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alldrinkgames</image:title><image:caption>The first version of the app that All Drinks Games created contains 3 different games.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-22T01:06:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/07/15/ernest-hemingway-nobel-prize-winning-author-and-a-huge-drunk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/hemingway.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hemingway</image:title><image:caption>Ernest Hemingway (middle) in a classic pose, drinking in Cuba where he would live in the 50's before the Communist revolution.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:55:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/07/17/sober-worm-breakthrough-in-quest-for-drug-that-causes-immunity-to-alcohol/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/worm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>worm</image:title><image:caption>The worm that is immune to alcohol: Caenorhabditis Elegans.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:55:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/01/30/drunk-guy-mistakes-policewoman-for-stripper/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/bobby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bobby</image:title><image:caption>It's easy to make an honest mistake when a female officer walks into a bar.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:54:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/02/03/belgian-drinking-driver-escapes-fine-as-cops-check-his-wife-in-the-passenger-seat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/belgian-police.jpg</image:loc><image:title>belgian police</image:title><image:caption>Apparently Belgian police checks are easy to cheat with foreign cars.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:54:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/02/07/13-life-lessons-to-learn-from-a-nepalese-drinking-death/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/whisky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whisky</image:title><image:caption>A murder weapon in Nepal.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:53:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/02/11/the-sochi-drinking-game/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/sochi.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>sochi</image:title><image:caption>Who said the winter games were only in Sochi?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:53:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/02/13/sober-in-sochi-the-olympic-spirit-is-murdered/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/automatic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>automatic</image:title><image:caption>The Canadian beer machine in Sochi.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/putin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>putin</image:title><image:caption>Russian president Putin having a beer with the Dutch King Willem-Alexander in the Holland Heineken House. The same president cut off quite some fans and athletes during the Olympics.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:53:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/02/14/refused-horny-woman-goes-on-a-drunken-rampage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/tornado.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tornado</image:title><image:caption>Nothing like the wrath of a drunk, horny woman.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:52:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/02/17/english-university-builds-big-brother-pub-to-investigate-why-people-get-drunk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/university-pub.jpg</image:loc><image:title>university pub</image:title><image:caption>'Labrats' drinking at the South Bank University bar in London.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:52:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/02/22/scots-invent-the-brewburger-when-meat-meets-beer/</loc><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:52:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/03/12/moroccan-cops-get-drunk-on-the-job-and-throw-bottles-at-passers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/maroc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maroc</image:title><image:caption>The Moroccan police is hardcore.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-13T09:51:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/03/31/obamas-drunk-secret-service-agents-gave-away-militairy-details-about-security/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/badge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>badge</image:title><image:caption>The ultimate evidence that a National Secret Service pass will get you laid.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:50:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/04/04/american-student-introduces-new-kind-of-drunkenness-the-hungry-grizzly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/wall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wall</image:title><image:caption>Drunk Student Brian McCurren smashed his way into a therapeutic spa in search for food.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:49:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/12/23/kim-jong-un-said-to-be-very-drunk-when-ordering-executions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/kim-jong-un.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kim jong-un</image:title><image:caption>Kim Jong-Un is keeping it real.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-01T13:36:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/12/24/drunk-santa-crashes-his-sleigh-in-poland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/santa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>santa</image:title><image:caption>A crashed Santa receives first aid in Poland.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:42:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/12/25/scandal-in-england-employees-ms-can-refuse-to-sell-alcohol-for-religious-reasons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/ms.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ms</image:title><image:caption>Marks &amp; Spencer allows employees to refuse to help us and is therefor on our black list.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:41:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/12/26/the-drinking-story-of-bethlehem/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/kerststal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kerststal</image:title><image:caption>The setting of the Christmas story is excellent for a drinking game.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:41:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/12/27/jan-steen-the-true-dutch-master-of-the-rembrandt-period/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/zoals-de-ouden-zongen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zoals de ouden zongen</image:title><image:caption>"As the Old Sang"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/wie-een-varken-is-moet-in-het-kot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wie een varken is moet in het kot</image:title><image:caption>"Who's a pig must go to the pigsty"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/the-dancing-couple.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>The Dancing Couple.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/prinsjesdag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prinsjesdag</image:title><image:caption>Day of the Prince (Dutch monarchists celebrating)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/in-the-tavern.jpg</image:loc><image:title>in the tavern</image:title><image:caption>In the Tavern.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/het-vrolijke-huisgezin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>het vrolijke huisgezin</image:title><image:caption>The Jolly Household.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/het-leven-van-de-mens.jpg</image:loc><image:title>het leven van de mens</image:title><image:caption>The Life of a Man.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/het-dronken-paar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>het dronken paar</image:title><image:caption>The Drunk Couple.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/feest-van-de-kamer-van-rederijkers-nabij-een-stadspoort.jpg</image:loc><image:title>feest van de kamer van rederijkers nabij een stadspoort</image:title><image:caption>Party of the "Chamber of Rhetoric" near to a City Gate.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/drie-koningen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drie koningen</image:title><image:caption>Epiphany.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:41:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/01/05/raise-your-glass-for-the-machine-from-pernik/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/pernik.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pernik</image:title><image:caption>'Pernik' in a classic pose at the Drunken Eagle party 2011.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:40:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/01/07/the-biggest-drinking-cities-in-the-united-states/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/boston.png</image:loc><image:title>boston</image:title><image:caption>Boston deserved the title Drinking City in the USA 2013.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:40:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/01/07/drunk-policeman-in-training-arrested-in-russia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/police.jpg</image:loc><image:title>police</image:title><image:caption>The St. Petersburg police force arrested a colleague to be Monday night.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:40:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/01/10/poetry-friends-sharing-a-bottle-in-winter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/winter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>winter</image:title><image:caption>Good company and a bottle of alcohol can any place seem warm.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:39:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/01/11/drunk-driver-pretends-to-be-an-owl-in-a-tree-on-the-run-for-the-american-police/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/drunk-owl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drunk owl</image:title><image:caption>The USA has the scoop of the first 'owl' with a suspended drivers license for drunken driving.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:38:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/01/15/poetry-good-night/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/shots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shots</image:title><image:caption>A key element to every good night: shots at the bar.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:37:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/01/18/lord-byron-the-19th-century-charlie-harper/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/byron.jpg</image:loc><image:title>byron</image:title><image:caption>Lord Byron posing in a traditional Albanian outfit.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-14T11:10:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/09/21/auto-brewery-syndrome-the-coolest-disease-ever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/beer-belly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer belly</image:title><image:caption>The world's smalles beer brewery: the human body.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:28:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/09/21/a-drunk-night-walk-on-the-windowsill-on-the-7th-floor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/praha.jpg</image:loc><image:title>praha</image:title><image:caption>The hotel where Micky had a night walk on the outside of the building.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:28:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/10/13/red-wine-the-best-diet-to-a-superslim-figure/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/model.jpg</image:loc><image:title>model</image:title><image:caption>Red wine is the key to a killing body.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-29T20:01:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/10/14/a-huge-blow-for-the-bulgarian-wine-lover/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/mexana3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mexana3</image:title><image:caption>The true spirit of a mechana: drinking, eating and rocking to traditional folk music.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/mexana2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mexana2</image:title><image:caption>Pouring some cheap, but very good, wine at a Bulgarian mechana.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/mexana.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mexana</image:title><image:caption>Beautiful  traditional entertainment like the mechana in Bulgaria is threatened by the enormous price raise on wine.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:22:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/10/15/no-birthday-without-a-boozy-birthday-cake/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/cake1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cake</image:title><image:caption>Our birthday cake, drenched in amaretto.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:22:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/10/15/an-epic-birthday-that-ended-in-a-dutch-canal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/verjaardag2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>verjaardag2</image:title><image:caption>Tables full of beer: a pretty sight.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/verjaardag1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>verjaardag1</image:title><image:caption>The waiter is bringing 100 beers. The start of an epic birthday.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:21:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/10/24/why-love-drinkers-more-than-potheads/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/wiet1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wiet</image:title><image:caption>Who said weed can not kill, wasn't talking about accidents with an illegal plantage.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/wiet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wiet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/vuur.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vuur</image:title><image:caption>Our neighbour's house on fire.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:20:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/11/04/drunk-french-guys-take-a-lama-for-a-tram-ride/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/lama.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lama</image:title><image:caption>The five friends from France with their stolen lama.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:18:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/11/13/tilburg-next-dutch-city-to-embrace-drunk-voting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/obama.jpg</image:loc><image:title>obama</image:title><image:caption>Great news for the true drinkers in the Dutch city of Tilburg. They're gonna place a voting booth in the city centre between all the bars at midnight. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:17:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/11/19/australian-man-kills-his-friend-over-a-few-beers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/car.jpg</image:loc><image:title>car</image:title><image:caption>The burned out car in which the dead body was found.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-04T00:08:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/11/29/python-eats-man-hoax-or-not-how-safe-are-drunks-really-in-india/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/python1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>python</image:title><image:caption>The main question:  can a python swallow a passed out drunk?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:15:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/12/12/how-british-drunkards-get-ripped-off-in-drunk-tanks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/drunk-tank.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drunk tank</image:title><image:caption>People in a drunk cell. This 'VIP-treatment' will cost you 400 pounds in England.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T16:14:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/31/the-night-we-took-over-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/pinky-en-brain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pinky en brain</image:title><image:caption>We did what the Pinky and the Brain couldn't accomplish in 65 episodes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/no-mercy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>no mercy</image:title><image:caption>Club No Mercy in Sofia, a legendary place.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T15:59:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/08/07/the-two-and-a-half-men-drinking-game/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/1.png</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>LOTD's Two and a Half Men Drinking Game will get you hammered.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T15:57:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/08/12/my-summer-of-2009-crashing-a-car-a-panic-attack-and-drunk-fire-fighters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4</image:title><image:caption>The smoke tortured our longues like hell.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3</image:title><image:caption>Two firefighters</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2</image:title><image:caption>At the break of dawn the first flames came over the hill.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>On TV we saw the fire getting closer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/51.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5</image:title><image:caption>Beer in the morning became standard at Naxos.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T15:56:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/09/05/dutch-mayor-victim-of-thirst-at-lunch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/roep.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roep</image:title><image:caption>René Roep (on the right) is a free spirit, who enjoys life.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T15:55:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/04/10/nikolay-as-lord-of-the-drinks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/mh2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mh2</image:title><image:caption>Nikolay and Micky with the alcohol friendly award after last years More Honors show.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/mh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mh</image:title><image:caption>The poster for the alcohol friendly award.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T15:53:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/04/15/the-drinking-game-nick-polly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/godfather.jpg</image:loc><image:title>godfather</image:title><image:caption>The drinking game Nick Polly is hardcore stuff.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/nick-polly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nick polly</image:title><image:caption>Nick Polly was honored with a drinking game named after him.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-25T22:33:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/04/27/our-nominees-for-a-liebster-award/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/units.gif</image:loc><image:title>units</image:title><image:caption>One of the things we like to know from our candidates for the Liebster Award is how many units of alcohol per week they drink.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T15:49:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/04/27/lotd-nominated-for-liebster-award/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/la.png</image:loc><image:title>la</image:title><image:caption>The Liebster Award was invented to discover new blogs.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T15:48:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/06/15/karma-is-real-so-open-your-door-to-drunks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/couch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>If you have a spot on the couch left, better help your fellow drunks out in their time of need.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T15:39:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/06/28/get-the-children-drunk-to-keep-them-safe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/leptopilina-heterotoma.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leptopilina heterotoma</image:title><image:caption>This sneaky predator (Leptopilina heterotoma) can not hold his liquor as well as the ordinary fruit fly.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/wasp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wasp</image:title><image:caption>This sneaky predator (Leptopilina heterotoma) can not hold his liquor as well as the ordinary fruit fly.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T15:38:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/04/13-things-you-must-know-before-the-first-saturday-of-july/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/galena.jpg</image:loc><image:title>galena</image:title><image:caption>A chalga club (like here The Face in Blagoevgrad) is a great place to celebrate IID, but actually you can celebrate it anywhere.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T15:38:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/02/19/how-much-of-an-alcoholic-are-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/aa.gif</image:loc><image:title>aa</image:title><image:caption>There are several tests on the internet to check if you are ready for the AA.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T15:24:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/02/19/pennsylvanian-party-poopers-start-prohibition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/state-pattys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>state pattys</image:title><image:caption>State Patty's is a relatively new student tradition.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T15:22:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/03/16/your-liquored-up-party-snacks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/gummy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gummy</image:title><image:caption>Vodka gummy bears; a great party snack.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-10-19T15:38:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/03/20/the-vip-list-to-a-fictive-bacchanalia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/frank.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frank</image:title><image:caption>Frank the Tank leads the crowd of our fictive party in streaking.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>18</image:title><image:caption>Lieutanant Colonel Frank Slade from the movie Scent of a Woman; the heavily drinking former officer who lost his eyesight in a grenade juggling act. For sure he can give this party a highly explosive character.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>17</image:title><image:caption>Frank the Tank from the movie Oldschool; kicked out by his wife, but quite happy living at a dormitory. The ultimate proof that you can't kill a true party spirit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>16</image:title><image:caption>Hank Moody from the TV-show Californication; invited cause he can enjoy a good drink. We are not sure if some of the other guests will understand his literary bullshit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>15</image:title><image:caption>Alan Garner from The Hangover; well somebody has to provide the roofies at this party and this kid is the guy for the job.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>14</image:title><image:caption>Agents Slater and Michaels with their compadre McLovin from the movie Superbad; if we want any cops to show up at this party it better be these lunatics.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>13</image:title><image:caption>Michael Kelso from That 70's Show; somebody has to jump off the roof at this party.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>12</image:title><image:caption>Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean; Aaaaarrrr maties, I thought this was a pirrrate parrrty!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11</image:title><image:caption>Aldous Snow from the mvies Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Get him to the Greek; this washed up rock star knows that life is about so much more than just work. Sex, drugs and rock 'n roll baby!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10</image:title><image:caption>Willie from the movie Bad Santa; although some consider him a nasty drunk, you keep inviting him. Somebody has to be the asshole at this party.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T15:17:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/03/25/five-drinks-for-real-carnivores/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/baby-mice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby mice</image:title><image:caption>Bottle of Chinese baby mice wine.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T15:16:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/03/30/happy-easter-have-some-eggnog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/eggnog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eggnog</image:title><image:caption>Eggnog served with cinnamon. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T15:11:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/11/01/passed-out-people-just-ask-for-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/pc230040.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>People who claim to have never smoked in their lives are a perfect target for the trick with the burning cigarette.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T15:03:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/01/07/extra-reasons-for-booze-in-the-house/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/rakia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rakia</image:title><image:caption>A big stash of booze is important, since you can use it for nearly everything.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-11T01:03:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/02/04/where-to-drink-what/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/bottles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bottles</image:title><image:caption>For each occasion another bottle.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T14:57:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/02/11/dutch-europa-league-linesman-trashes-hotel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/siebert.jpg</image:loc><image:title>siebert</image:title><image:caption>Nicky Siebert.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T14:56:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/10/16/true-story-waking-up-in-the-elderly-home/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2</image:title><image:caption>Drinking can get you to sleep in onorthodox places.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T14:55:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/04/23/lotd-contributor-running-for-an-alcohol-friendly-award/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ivan1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ivan1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ivan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ivan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/alc-friend.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alc friend</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T14:51:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/09/11/introducing-a-tasty-new-drink-the-coughy-maccoughtail/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/hoestdrank.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hoestdrank</image:title><image:caption>Thyme syrup, the key ingredient of our new "coughtail".</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T14:17:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/09/18/gerard-depardieu-top-actor-who-claims-to-drink-14-bottles-of-wine-per-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/depardieu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>depardieu</image:title><image:caption>Gerard Depardieu with a classic pose.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T14:16:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/09/22/winston-churchill-war-politician-that-stopped-the-nazis-but-never-stopped-drinking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/churchill2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>churchill2</image:title><image:caption>Churchill in a classic pose, having a drink.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/churchill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>churchill</image:title><image:caption>Winston Churchill refuses to eat at the royal banquet of Saudi Arabian king Ibn Saud since no alcohol is served.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-04T09:23:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/10/03/scientists-conclude-men-enjoy-alcohol-more-than-women/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/men-drinking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>men drinking</image:title><image:caption>Scientists believe that men need alcohol to be truly social and happy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T14:11:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/10/08/drunk-drivers-end-up-having-sex-in-a-cop-car/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/cop-car.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cop car</image:title><image:caption>An American couple can cross one more vehicle off their sex bucketlist.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T14:09:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/10/20/public-health-england-is-spreading-dirty-lies-about-alcohol-and-liver-disease/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/liver.jpg</image:loc><image:title>liver</image:title><image:caption>Despite what Public Health England says alcohol is not the main enemy of our livers.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T14:07:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/10/22/mickey-mantle-american-baseball-legend-and-one-hell-of-a-drinker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/mantle2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mantle2</image:title><image:caption>This planned liver transplant turned out to be useless when uncurable cancer was discovered.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/mantle1.gif</image:loc><image:title>mantle1</image:title><image:caption>Mickey Mantle could hit a ball both right- and left-handed as well as he could hit the bars.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T14:05:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/10/23/alcohol-consumption-prevents-memory-loss-at-an-older-age/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/old-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>old man</image:title><image:caption>Drinking on an older age can prevent memory loss.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T14:05:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/11/19/canada-welcomes-the-first-drunken-birds-in-special-drunk-tanks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/waxwing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>waxwing</image:title><image:caption>A Bohemian waxwing eats only fruit and can therfor get quite drunk sometimes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T13:33:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/11/22/11-drunken-cult-heroes-in-football/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/linford.jpg</image:loc><image:title>linford</image:title><image:caption>Dutch newspaper from the 80's. The header says: Cruijff: ,,Ajax was driven mad by John Linford."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/mykland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mykland</image:title><image:caption>The Norwegian Erik Mykland was a true sensation at Panathinaikos. His drinking performances shocked many Greeks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/dasajev.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dasajev</image:title><image:caption>Rinat Dasajev at the European Championships 1988.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/ivanov.png</image:loc><image:title>ivanov</image:title><image:caption>Trifon Ivanov posing for the sticker album of the '94 World Cup.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/prosinecki.png</image:loc><image:title>prosinecki</image:title><image:caption>An e-card for Robert Prosinecki.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/rizna.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rizna</image:title><image:caption>Banner by the fans of Red Star for 'Rizna'.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T13:33:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/12/02/drunk-bishop-sinterklaas-found-passed-out-in-a-dutch-gutter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/sint.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sint</image:title><image:caption>A cop tries to wake up Sinterklaas in Roosendaal.  Source: Dumpert.nl</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T13:32:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/01/14/icelandic-winter-beer-is-made-from-whale-testicles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/hvalur.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hvalur</image:title><image:caption>Icelandic winter beer, made from whale testicles.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-26T11:26:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/01/19/cougar-teachers-arrested-for-drinking-and-fucking-with-students/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/mug-shots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mug shots</image:title><image:caption>The mugshots of Melody Lippert (left) and Michelle Ghirelli.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T13:28:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/01/22/revolutionary-breakthrough-in-dutch-stem-cell-research-cure-by-injections-about-to-replace-liver-transplants/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/hans-clevers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hans clevers</image:title><image:caption>Hans Clevers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/liver-transplant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>liver transplant</image:title><image:caption>These old fashioned liver transplants will probably soon be a thing of the past. With a simple injection of healthy stem cells one can get a healthy new organ in the future.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T13:27:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/01/26/ulysses-s-grant-a-drunken-fighting-machine-from-american-history/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/grant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grant</image:title><image:caption>The famous American general Ulysses S. Grant.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-09-05T18:06:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/02/02/president-obama-brings-back-homebrewing-to-the-white-house/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/honey-ale.png</image:loc><image:title>honey ale</image:title><image:caption>A bottle of homebrew beer from the White House.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T13:26:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/02/03/tiberius-caesar-who-preferred-drunken-orgies-over-ruling-the-roman-empire/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/tiberius-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tiberius 2</image:title><image:caption>Tiberius portrait on a Roman coin.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/tiberius.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tiberius</image:title><image:caption>A statue of emperor Tiberius. It was found in the Italian town Priverno and can currently be seen in the Vatican Museum.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T13:25:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/02/19/rome-panics-after-feyenoord-invasion-and-reacts-with-violence-and-prohibition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/rome.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rome</image:title><image:caption>Police violence in Rome against Feyenoord fans.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-14T14:28:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/03/09/andre-the-giant-the-unofficial-greatest-drunk-on-earth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/andre-the-giant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>andre the giant</image:title><image:caption>André the Giant was quite the social drunkard who always wanted people to drink with him and always picked up the check in the end.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-09T00:56:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/03/15/roman-emperor-nero-the-ultimate-drunken-megalomaniac/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/nero.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nero</image:title><image:caption>A statue of the Roman emperor Nero. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T13:23:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/03/25/beer-stealing-pig-gets-cut-off-at-own-bar-after-head-butting-customers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/frances-bacon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frances bacon</image:title><image:caption>Micro-pig Frances Bacon with her owners Vicky and Ian Taylor.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-25T01:23:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/02/21/aint-that-the-truth-54/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/phil-harris.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Phil Harris.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-18T16:29:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/04/06/aint-that-the-truth-55/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/mencken.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mencken</image:title><image:caption>H.L. Mencken.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-18T16:27:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/04/15/aint-that-the-truth-56/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/galileo.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Galileo Galilei.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-18T16:27:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/07/13/aint-that-the-truth-57/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/fielding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fielding</image:title><image:caption>Henry Fielding.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-18T16:19:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/01/20/aint-that-the-truth-59/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/graham-greene.jpg</image:loc><image:title>graham greene</image:title><image:caption>Graham Greene.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-18T16:19:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/03/18/aint-that-the-truth-58/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/dave-barry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dave barry</image:title><image:caption>Dave Barry.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-20T12:31:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/03/11/drunk-guy-picks-fight-with-a-killer-elephant-in-sri-lanka/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/elephant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>elephant</image:title><image:caption>Sri Lankan drunkard takes a moment of rest before picking a fight with thiskiller elephant.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-11T17:41:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/02/09/drunken-silverback-gorilla-attacks-french-photographer-in-rwanda/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/gorilla1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gorilla1</image:title><image:caption>Photographer Christophe Courteau is knocked over by a silverback gorilla. Photo: Christophe Vasselin.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/gorilla2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gorilla2</image:title><image:caption>Courteau's picture right before he gets nocked off his feet by a silverback gorilla.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-27T21:32:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/01/23/drunk-irishman-gets-stuck-in-air-vent-while-trying-to-enter-australian-club/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/air-vent.jpg</image:loc><image:title>air vent</image:title><image:caption>A drunk Irishman is rescued from the air vent of night club Sin City.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-23T11:50:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/10/16/aint-that-the-truth-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/best.jpg</image:loc><image:title>best</image:title><image:caption>George Best.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-06-07T20:40:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/10/15/aint-that-the-truth/</loc><lastmod>2018-06-25T09:18:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/06/27/dutch-tax-raise-on-alcohol-backfires/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/regering.jpg</image:loc><image:title>regering</image:title><image:caption>The retards responsible for killing almost a 100 small businesses in Holland.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-19T13:13:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2015/01/13/drunk-woman-crashes-stolen-taxi-into-american-police-car/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/taxi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>taxi</image:title><image:caption>It's not always a good idea to "take a cab" when you're drunk.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-13T15:11:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/12/18/fire-brigade-rescues-german-drunks-from-35-meter-high-factory-tower/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/chemnitz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chemnitz</image:title><image:caption>The fire department of Chemnitz to the rescue.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-18T17:36:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/11/19/czech-people-are-the-biggest-beer-drinkers-in-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/urquell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>urquell</image:title><image:caption>Czech Republic has some excellent beers, no wonder they are pretty popular.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-26T06:45:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/03/15/aint-that-the-truth-23/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/nietzsche.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nietzsche</image:title><image:caption>Friedrich Nietzsche.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-27T01:44:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/10/06/canadian-mormon-town-might-lift-109-year-old-ban-on-booze/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/cardston.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cardston</image:title><image:caption>This lovely little town will possibly soon lift an alcohol ban that has been around for 109 years.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-09-19T10:49:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/10/02/poetry-in-the-tavern-by-hristo-botev/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/botev.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAMSUNG DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>Hristo Botev is still a national hero in Bulgaria.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-03T14:09:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/09/13/u-s-government-spends-3-2-million-dollar-on-getting-monkeys-drunk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/monkey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monkey</image:title><image:caption>3.2 million dollars can get you a whole lot of cocktails.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-20T20:50:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/08/24/actor-ends-ice-bucket-challenge-in-a-classy-way/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/patrickstewart.png</image:loc><image:title>patrickstewart</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/stewart.png</image:loc><image:title>stewart</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-28T06:48:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/08/21/200-year-old-bottle-of-booze-found-in-shipwreck-near-coast-of-poland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/booze.jpg</image:loc><image:title>booze</image:title><image:caption>The oldest drinkable mix drink in the world.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-22T18:16:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/09/21/poetry-be-drunk-by-charles-baudelaire/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/baudelaire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baudelaire</image:title><image:caption>French poet Charles Baudelaire.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-18T14:20:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/08/17/drunk-guy-got-on-the-wrong-escalator/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-21T04:39:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/08/05/drunk-woman-tries-to-borrow-cop-car/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/car.jpg</image:loc><image:title>car</image:title><image:caption>With unmarked cop cars like this one it's easy to make a mistake.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-06T22:59:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/08/01/a-bulgarian-birthday-cake/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/cake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cake</image:title><image:caption>The best birthday cake ever.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-01T19:07:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/07/24/cyclists-in-hungary-can-now-ride-everywhere-as-drunk-as-they-want/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/drunk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drunk</image:title><image:caption>It's a fact that a drunk can cause way more damage when driving a car than riding a bike.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-25T11:52:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/07/23/uk-introducing-new-laws-that-force-people-to-wear-booze-bracelets/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/lohan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lohan</image:title><image:caption>Lindsay Lohan showing off her booze bracelet.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-23T12:19:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/07/11/deer-trashes-liquor-store-in-massachusetts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/deer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deer</image:title><image:caption>The deer caught on a security camera while checking out the beer section.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-11T14:45:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/06/14/former-dutch-stars-drinking-before-the-match-against-spain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/koeman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>koeman</image:title><image:caption>The golden Dutch generation of 1988 raising a glass long before their countrymates face Spain. From left to  right these are Arnold Mühren, Gerald Vanenburg, Aron Winter, Ronald Koeman, Erwin Koeman, Berry van Aerle and Jan Wouters.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-14T16:41:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/05/30/the-deter-gin-cocktail/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/radler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>radler</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-31T16:20:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/05/02/video-best-candidate-on-the-wheel-of-fortune-ever/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-07T04:34:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/04/15/video-drunk-guy-tries-to-climb-a-fence/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-16T19:11:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/04/02/dirty-politics-in-toronto/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ford3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ford3</image:title><image:caption>An other heroic act by Rob Ford is ridiculed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ford2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ford2</image:title><image:caption>What's wrong with some good oldfashioned drinking?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ford1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ford1</image:title><image:caption>One of the anti-Ford billboards.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-02T18:49:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/03/09/bottle-of-vodka-saves-dying-dog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/maltese.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maltese</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-17T10:13:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/02/27/hilarious-movie-of-drunken-guys-dragging-their-friend-home/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-03T13:02:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/02/04/belgian-monks-make-the-best-beer-in-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/brewers.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>The  best beer brewers in the world.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-29T00:35:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/02/02/euromonitor-koreans-biggest-consumers-of-hard-liquor-in-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/korean.jpg</image:loc><image:title>korean</image:title><image:caption>Apparently Koreans are a serious force to be recogned with when it comes to drinking.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-24T21:36:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/02/02/a-lock-for-drunks-the-key-to-the-eternal-problem/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/doorlock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doorlock</image:title><image:caption>One of the better inventions.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-02T22:09:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/02/01/why-do-we-drink-on-february-9th/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/beer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer</image:title><image:caption>What's your excuse to drink February 9th?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-02T23:51:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/01/31/aint-that-the-truth-53/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/twain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NEB January, 14 2007</image:title><image:caption>Mark Twain.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-01T13:26:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/01/17/join-the-drunk-poetry-challenge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/bottle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bottle</image:title><image:caption>We are looking forward to your alcohol related poems.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-25T20:30:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/01/17/talking-parrot-in-mexico-rats-out-his-drunk-owner-and-gets-him-arrested/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/parrot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>parrot</image:title><image:caption>The first parrot ever to be locked up in a drunk tank.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-18T01:38:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/01/12/aint-that-the-truth-52/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/garibaldi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>garibaldi</image:title><image:caption>Giuseppe Garibaldi.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-12T12:01:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2014/01/04/american-in-iowa-too-drunk-to-measure-by-breathalyzer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/breathalyzer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>breathalyzer</image:title><image:caption>That awkward moment when a breathalyzer can't measure your (high)score.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-02T13:11:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/12/24/aint-that-the-truth-49/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/shakespeare.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shakespeare</image:title><image:caption>William Shakespeare.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-02T08:38:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/12/26/aint-that-the-truth-50/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-26T17:59:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/12/25/and-the-lotd-award-goes-to-this-is-why-im-drunk/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-07T13:55:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/12/17/new-layout-new-logo-same-old-drunken-mess/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/lotd-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lotd logo</image:title><image:caption>The new logo of Lords of the Drinks.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-18T13:13:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/12/17/25-candidates-for-the-lotd-award/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/lotd-award.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lotd award</image:title><image:caption>Logo of the prestigious LOTD Award.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/lotd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lotd</image:title><image:caption>Lords of the Drinks.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-19T19:57:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/12/16/joke-the-bobby-and-the-drunk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/bobby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bobby</image:title><image:caption>A well trained English bobby can spot a drunk driver right away by the smell.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-16T14:16:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/12/14/nba-mascot-punishes-beer-spillers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/mascot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mascot</image:title><image:caption>The mascot of the Utah Jazz punishes fans of the Houston Rockets that threw away good beer.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-22T10:01:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/12/14/aint-that-the-truth-48/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/de-quincy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>de quincy</image:title><image:caption>Thomas de Quincy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-14T15:46:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/12/13/lords-of-the-drinks-goes-dot-com/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/rocket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rocket</image:title><image:caption>The launch of our new name is a new milestone for LOTD. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-13T18:27:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/01/25/scientific-fact-rejection-leads-to-alcohol-consumption/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/fly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fly</image:title><image:caption>Even flies turn to drinking after sexual rejection.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-11T19:52:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/11/30/whats-the-number-1-drinking-country-in-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/alcohol-consumption.png</image:loc><image:title>alcohol consumption</image:title><image:caption>Alcohol consumption in the world according to the World Health Organization.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-11T19:27:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/12/11/aint-that-the-truth-47/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/jean-anthelme-brillat_savarin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jean-Anthelme-brillat_savarin</image:title><image:caption>Jean Anthelm Billat-Savarin.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-11T18:22:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/12/11/drunk-norwegian-cyclist-saved-from-freezing-to-death/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/sneeuwruimer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sneeuwruimer</image:title><image:caption>Thank God for the good old snowplough drivers that pay attention.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-13T09:11:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/12/10/russia-the-undisputed-number-one-drinking-country-in-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/jeltsin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jeltsin</image:title><image:caption>Former Russian president Boris Jeltsin proves his country's great drinking culture.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-11T22:46:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/11/30/aint-that-the-truth-46/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/john-huston.jpg</image:loc><image:title>john huston</image:title><image:caption>John Huston.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-01T16:16:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/11/02/poetry-vodka-by-joel-brouwer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/joel-brouwer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joel brouwer</image:title><image:caption>Joel Brouwer.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-03T18:21:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/10/22/aint-that-the-truth-45/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/fidel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cuban former leader Fidel Castro speaks during celebrations to commemorate creation of Committees for the Defense of the Revolution in Havana</image:title><image:caption>Fidel Castro.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-22T15:53:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/11/01/aint-that-the-truth-8/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>Frank Sinatra.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-25T10:01:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/10/14/stand-up-comedy-the-five-levels-of-drinking/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-14T19:01:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/10/11/aint-that-the-truth-44/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-12T13:24:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/10/08/joke-a-drunk-walks-into-a-bar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bartender.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bartender</image:title><image:caption>The bartender is the last person you wanna piss off.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-08T23:33:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/10/03/going-sober-in-october-why-would-anyone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/oktoberfest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oktoberfest</image:title><image:caption>Stay sober in the month of Oktoberfest? Yeah right!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-06T21:08:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/09/22/does-your-school-know-how-to-party/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-22T20:15:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/09/22/poetry-i-taste-a-liquor-never-brewed-by-emily-dickinson/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/emily.jpg</image:loc><image:title>emily</image:title><image:caption>Emily Dickinson.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-04T01:26:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/09/22/all-adventures-now-in-the-true-drunk-stories-collection/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-22T09:35:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/09/21/guy-finds-his-house-plumbed-with-beer/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-21T17:47:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/09/10/drunk-pig-gets-into-a-fight-with-a-cow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/pig.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pig</image:title><image:caption>The wild hog that drunk 18 cans of beer, before getting into a fight with a cow.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-29T03:05:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/09/09/how-to-make-palinka/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-09T17:46:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/09/09/aint-that-the-truth-43/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/simpson.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>simpson</image:title><image:caption>N. F. Simpson.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-09T15:59:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/04/19/ladies-and-gentlemen-hes-got-him/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>The award ceremony 2013. Believe it or not, Nikolay Nikolov is somewhere on that stage, claiming his trophy.
Photo: Paulina Gueorguieva.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-06T11:25:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/06/01/gabriel-tamas-shows-true-spirit-of-champions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/tamas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tamas</image:title><image:caption>Gabriel Tamas at the national team of 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pricelist of all the possible opponents of Feyenoord Rotterdam.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>Fans of Feyenoord Rotterdam love drinking.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-26T22:26:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/08/08/aint-that-the-truth-40/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/jeffries.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jeffries</image:title><image:caption>Jim Jeffries.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-10T16:34:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/08/07/the-cleopatra-treatment-still-exists-in-japan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3</image:title><image:caption>And then there is the sake bath.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes it gets a little crowded.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4</image:title><image:caption>Wine is to be enjoyed in company.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2</image:title><image:caption>Please do bring your kids.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>Strike fast when the waiter comes along.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6</image:title><image:caption>A waiter serves you red wine, while you are already bathing in it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-12T18:07:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/31/lotd-gets-a-versatile-blogger-award/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/award.jpg</image:loc><image:title>award</image:title><image:caption>The Lords of the Drinks snatched another award.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/versatile.png</image:loc><image:title>versatile</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-31T13:40:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/31/aint-that-the-truth-39/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/gobel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gobel</image:title><image:caption>George Gobel.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-31T10:35:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/26/aint-that-the-truth-38/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/wright.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wright</image:title><image:caption>Steven Wright.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-26T17:38:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/06/06/drunk-adventurer-from-serbia/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-26T08:30:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/23/aint-that-the-truth-37/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-23T22:40:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/21/to-drink-this-week-scorpion-bowl/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-21T15:27:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/19/aint-that-the-truth-36/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/barry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barry</image:title><image:caption>Dave Barry.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-24T06:59:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/17/aint-that-the-truth-35/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/david-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>david day</image:title><image:caption>David Day.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-17T12:51:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/05/02/aint-that-the-truth-31/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/joe-e-lewis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joe e lewis</image:title><image:caption>Joe E. Lewis.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-17T12:29:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/07/04/this-weekend-we-explode-harder-than-a-suicide-bomber/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/explosion1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>explosion</image:title><image:caption>International Izbuhvam Day is meant for exploding.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/explosion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>explosion</image:title><image:caption>International Izbuhvam Day is meant for exploding.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-04T16:55:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/06/20/aint-that-the-truth-34/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/sammy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sammy</image:title><image:caption>Sammy Davis Jr.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-22T01:39:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/06/16/how-can-we-improve-this-blog-for-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/lotd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lotd</image:title><image:caption>The Lords of the Drinks are eager to hear your opinion on how to improve this blog.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-18T06:31:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/06/15/aint-that-the-truth-33/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/mark-twain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>97n/24/huty/7252/18</image:title><image:caption>Mark Twain.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-19T20:31:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/06/10/estonian-swimming-rocks/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-17T14:46:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/06/09/aint-that-the-truth-32/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/jim-morisson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jim morisson</image:title><image:caption>Jim Morrison</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-10T14:14:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/06/10/going-to-a-lecture-on-alcohol-abuse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/drunk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drunk</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-10T11:57:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/06/02/know-your-limits/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a</image:title><image:caption>It's good to know your limits in a bar.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-02T23:10:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/06/01/tequila-summer-cocktails/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-01T15:54:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/05/21/gin-summer-cocktails-classic-british-cocktails/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-21T12:42:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/05/01/the-return-of-bitters/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-01T12:39:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/04/24/aint-that-the-truth-30/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/thomas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thomas</image:title><image:caption>Dylan Thomas.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-24T15:47:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/04/17/only-four-opponents-left-for-nikolay/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/pernik.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pernik</image:title><image:caption>Nikolay Nikolov is still in the race for the Alcohol Friendly Award.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-17T15:27:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/04/16/aint-that-the-truth-29/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-16T15:05:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/04/15/a-dossier-for-the-international-hangover-cures/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-15T16:16:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/03/31/aint-that-the-truth-27/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dean-martin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dean martin</image:title><image:caption>Dean Martin.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-08T13:32:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/04/06/international-izbuhvam-day-3-months-encounting/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-06T23:11:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/04/05/aint-that-the-truth-28/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bogart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bogart</image:title><image:caption>Humphrey Bogart.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-07T22:39:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/04/03/hitting-the-frozen-vodka-in-siberia/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-03T09:24:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/04/01/alcohol-awareness-month-be-sure-to-get-your-daily-dose/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/wine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wine</image:title><image:caption>Make sure you pour yourself some drinks every day during Alcohol Awareness Month.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-02T06:05:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/03/28/time-for-some-stand-up-comedy/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-31T16:32:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/03/26/aint-that-the-truth-26/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/sheen.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>sheen</image:title><image:caption>Charlie Sheen.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-26T22:59:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/03/24/the-buffalo-theory/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/buffalo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buffalo</image:title><image:caption>According to the buffalo theory large amounts of alcohol are good for the brain.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-26T19:10:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/03/21/aint-that-the-truth-25/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/orourke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orourke</image:title><image:caption>Brian O'Rourke.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-24T13:56:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/03/19/aint-that-the-truth-24/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/bukowski.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bukowski</image:title><image:caption>Charles Bukowski.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-19T08:26:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/03/16/happy-st-patricks-day-were-done-for-this-weekend/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/patrick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>patrick</image:title><image:caption>This weekend find yourself an Irish crowd and celebrate St. Patrick's Day.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-17T23:12:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/03/14/lost-on-the-ocean-in-a-small-boat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/boot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boot</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-14T21:12:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/03/13/aint-that-the-truth-22/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/churchill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>churchill</image:title><image:caption>Sir Winston Churchill.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-13T09:59:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/03/12/721/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-12T20:38:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/03/05/aint-that-the-truth-21/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/hemingway.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hemingway</image:title><image:caption>Ernest Hemingway.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-05T11:38:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/02/21/aint-that-the-truth-20/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/chandler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chandler</image:title><image:caption>Raymond Chandler.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-21T19:06:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/02/20/641/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-20T00:37:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/02/19/aint-that-the-truth-19/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/saintsbury.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saintsbury</image:title><image:caption>George Saintsbury.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-19T11:19:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/02/14/aint-that-the-truth-18/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/butler-yeats.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS</image:title><image:caption>William Butler Yeats.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-14T19:33:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/02/09/aint-that-the-truth-17/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/miki.jpg</image:loc><image:title>miki</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-11T10:27:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/02/08/542/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-08T21:25:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/02/04/524/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-08T18:52:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/02/05/aint-that-the-truth-16/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-05T09:39:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/01/31/drunk-monkeys-on-the-loose/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/monkey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monkey</image:title><image:caption>Monkeys can also appreciate a good glass of alcohol.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-31T08:42:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/01/25/aint-that-the-truth-15/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-25T15:49:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/01/24/this-is-how-to-open-a-beer/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-24T22:28:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/01/24/aint-that-the-truth-14/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/franklin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>franklin</image:title><image:caption>Benjamin Franklin.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-24T11:48:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/01/09/30-shots-you-should-try/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/30-shots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>30 shots</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-20T00:50:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/12/31/best-wishes-for-2013/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/firework.jpg</image:loc><image:title>firework</image:title><image:caption>Happy New Year. everyone.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-08T15:21:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/01/07/461/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/faulkner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>faulkner</image:title><image:caption>William Faulkner.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-07T10:48:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2013/01/03/the-importance-of-eating-well-when-you-drink/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/zhoro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zhoro</image:title><image:caption>Chef Zhoro.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-11T06:51:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/12/24/we-wish-you-a-merry-christmas/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-24T18:10:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/12/12/aint-that-the-truth-13/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/ron-white.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ron white</image:title><image:caption>Ron White.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-12T16:46:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/12/11/poll-results-you-guys-simply-drink-everywhere/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/passed-out.jpg</image:loc><image:title>passed out</image:title><image:caption>Our audience will just drink everywhere.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-11T20:59:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/11/26/346/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/fields.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fields</image:title><image:caption>W.C. Fields.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-26T19:59:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/11/24/aint-that-the-truth-12/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-24T18:25:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/10/17/aint-that-the-truth-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/byron.jpg</image:loc><image:title>byron</image:title><image:caption>Lord Byron.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-22T12:44:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/10/18/aint-that-the-truth-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/mencken.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mencken</image:title><image:caption>H.L. Mencken.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-22T12:43:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/10/24/aint-that-the-truth-5/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/oscar_wilde.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Portrait of Oscar Wilde with Cane</image:title><image:caption>Oscar Wilde.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-22T12:40:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/10/26/aint-that-the-truth-6/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/zappa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zappa</image:title><image:caption>Frank Zappa.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-22T12:39:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/10/27/aint-that-the-truth-7/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/handey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>handey</image:title><image:caption>Jack Handey.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-22T12:37:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/11/08/aint-that-the-truth-9/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2</image:title><image:caption>Arnold Schwarzenegger.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-22T12:32:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/11/21/aint-that-the-truth-10/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/handler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>handler</image:title><image:caption>Chelsea Handler.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-22T12:30:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/11/22/aint-that-the-truth-11/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/shaw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shaw</image:title><image:caption>George Bernard Shaw.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-22T12:29:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/11/21/great-marketing-concept-from-argentina/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-21T17:33:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/11/21/please-do-try-this-at-home/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-24T18:02:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/11/15/dont-become-a-weirdo-just-drink/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-15T12:19:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/11/12/what-is-your-favorite-way-to-spend-fridaynight/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-12T20:46:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/11/05/poll-results-is-the-modern-woman-a-whisky-drinker/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-12T20:01:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/10/25/this-guy-we-respect-he-never-gives-up/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-26T23:54:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/10/26/party-in-the-stomach/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-26T23:36:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/10/24/magic-behind-the-bar/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-24T13:45:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/10/18/polish-style/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-18T18:53:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org/2012/10/16/calling-home-with-a-package-of-cigarettes/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-16T16:23:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lordsofthedrinks.org</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2024-01-21T22:11:35+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
