Ain’t that the truth?!
,,I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle. So he won’t let himself get snotty about it.” American novelist Raymond Chandler
Ain’t that the truth?
,,Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.” English playwright N. F. Simpson
Ain’t that the truth?!
“Throw the lumber over, man! Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need—a homely home and simple pleasures, one or two friends, worth the name, someone to love and someone to love you, a cat, a dog, and a pipe or two, enough to eat and enough to wear, and…
Ain’t that the truth?!
,,Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say: I’m thirsty, not dirty.” American comedian Joe E. Lewis
Ain’t that the truth?!
,,I love drinking, I hate people who don’t drink. I never met an interesting person in my life that didn’t drink. If you don’t drink, you’re a boring cunt and all your stories suck. All stories end the same way with ‘and then I got home’.” Australian comedian Jim Jeffries
Ain’t that the truth?!
,,I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been overserved.” American comedian George Gobel
Ain’t that the truth?!
,,24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?” American comedian Steven Wright
Ain’t that the truth?!
,,I distrust camels… And anyone else who can go a week without a drink.” American comedian Joe E. Lewis
Ain’t that the truth?!
,,Without question the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” American author Dave Barry
Ain’t that the truth?!
,,If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs.” Canadian writer David Day
Lords of the Drinks 