Jim Jeffries.
,,I love drinking, I hate people who don’t drink. I never met an interesting person in my life that didn’t drink. If you don’t drink, you’re a boring cunt and all your stories suck. All stories end the same way with ‘and then I got home’.”
Australian comedian Jim Jeffries
Lords of the Drinks 
jim jeffries is hilarious. i loved his afghanistan routine “I vomited all over my blue vest, ironically making it more camoflaged than it was before”
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Hahahaha I’m just getting to know him actually. A friend just showed him to me yesterday. I watched one full show and a lot of youtube material. Can’t wait to see the rest of it! 😀
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it’s funny you say that, I only found out about him about a month ago and he is so brilliant and being aussie myself, it makes me proud to finally see a smart comedian on stage hahahaha
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Hahaha… Well I can’t really recall any other Australian comedians. Maybe I saw some in stand-up shows where you have 5 mins or something, but I’m positive I never watched a full show.
But you are right, this is a countrymate that needs to be cherished! 😀
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my point exactly. theres a few other aussie comedians that are funny but it’s very, (for lack of a better word) lame humor. glad someone shares my love for the guy hahaha
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Yeah same here!!! 😀
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So people who refuse to drink pointless poisons are boring?
Thought processes like that, which are influenced by alcohol, are one of the many reasons why I won’t drink..or get drunk.
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