Ain’t that the truth?!
,,I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been overserved.” American comedian George Gobel
,,I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been overserved.” American comedian George Gobel
,,24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?” American comedian Steven Wright
,,I distrust camels… And anyone else who can go a week without a drink.” American comedian Joe E. Lewis
,,Without question the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” American author Dave Barry
,,If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs.” Canadian writer David Day
,,Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.” American musician Sammy Davis Junior
,,Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.” American writer Mark Twain.
,,It’s like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don’t know where you’re going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It’s like the throw of the dice.” American singer Jim Morrison
,,An alcoholic is someone you don’t like, who drinks as much as you do.” Welsh poet and writer Dylan Thomas
,,In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.“ American ‘Founding Father’ Benjamin Franklin