Ain’t that the truth?!

,,I was shackled and oppressed by the cult of AA for 22 years. I finally extracted myself from their troll hole and started living my life the way I want to live it. It’s vintage, outdated and stupid and it’s followed by stupid people.” Actor Charlie Sheen

The buffalo theory

It is the usual assumption that drinking is bad for the brain. However in the TV-show ‘Cheers’ Cliff Clavin claims the opposite. We would like to believe that his Buffalo theory is true. So here’s how he explains it to his buddy Norm.

Ain’t that the truth?!

,,When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven.” Member of the Irish resistance (against the English until his execution in 1591) Brian O’Rourke  

Ain’t that the truth?!

  ,,I like to change liquor stores frequently because the clerks got to know your habits if you went in night and day and bought huge quantities. I could feel them wondering why I wasn’t dead yet and it made me uncomfortable. They probably weren’t thinking any such thing, but then a man gets paranoid…

Ain’t that the truth?!

  ,,A lady came up to me one day and said: ‘sir! You are drunk’. To which I replied: ‘I am drunk today madam. Tomorrow I shall be sober, but you will still be ugly.” Former English prime minister Sir Winston Churchill