Well apparently April is Alcohol Awareness Month. We are still not sure who took the initiative, but probably it was the Centers for Disease Control (CDC). Well we don’t really care who came up with it, the point is that it’s a wonderful initiative. Especially since it’s in the month that Lords of the Drinks…
By now you know we love drinking. However we don’t close our eyes for some of the negative sides that boozing might have. Two of the main heard reasons why people don’t like drinking is that it makes you fat (especially beer) and it’s bad for the liver and some other organs. Well both can…
,,You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” American actor and singer Dean Martin
Dear audience you have been reading too much the past few days. It’s time to sit back, crack open a beer and watch some good old stand up comedy. Mike Wilmot is a Canadian comedian that explains drunk behavior in a way that is hilarious as it is familiar. Enjoy.
,,I was shackled and oppressed by the cult of AA for 22 years. I finally extracted myself from their troll hole and started living my life the way I want to live it. It’s vintage, outdated and stupid and it’s followed by stupid people.” Actor Charlie Sheen
It is the usual assumption that drinking is bad for the brain. However in the TV-show ‘Cheers’ Cliff Clavin claims the opposite. We would like to believe that his Buffalo theory is true. So here’s how he explains it to his buddy Norm.
,,When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven.” Member of the Irish resistance (against the English until his execution in 1591) Brian O’Rourke
,,I like to change liquor stores frequently because the clerks got to know your habits if you went in night and day and bought huge quantities. I could feel them wondering why I wasn’t dead yet and it made me uncomfortable. They probably weren’t thinking any such thing, but then a man gets paranoid…
And now it’s time for another joke. Has alcohol ever got you in trouble with the law? Ever got a fine or better yet, have you been to court because of alcohol related incidents? Well if you ever are, you now know what to say to the judge. Enjoy!
Dear followers, We are done posting stuff for this weekend. For alcohol related reasons it’s not realistic to expect any more content before Monday. So we wanna wish everyone a great weekend. Especially the ones celebrating the Irish holiday St. Patrick’s Day this Sunday. Speaking of which, expect the first guest blogger to make an appearance…
Lords of the Drinks 