Joke: the genie and the tiny pianist

From time to time we like to lighten the mood with a joke. And it’s about that time again. Here’s a classic ‘Man walks into  a bar-joke’. Hope you like it and remember you can always check more funny drinking jokes in our collection. Cheers!

Ain’t that the truth?!

,,Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector.  It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully.” English novelist and agent for the  Secret Intelligence Service Graham Greene See more Drinking Quotes

Drunk woman crashes stolen taxi into American police car

We’re absolutely no fans of drinking and driving. We prefer you take a taxi to get home when you’re smashed. A woman named Felicia Williams (34) in the American town Rochester (New York) took this advice quite literally. After a drunken night she stole a taxi and took it for a joyride that ended by…

Czech people are the biggest beer drinkers in the world

And the winner is…. Czech Republic! That’s right, Czechs drink most beer of all in the world. Well, not in total because that’s China with 54.000.000.000 liters, but with around 1.35 billion habitants that comes down to only 40 liters a year per person. When we calculate the average amount of beer drunk per person,…

Drunk Joke: the Cuckoo-Clock

Let’s lighten the mood with a drinking joke. In the traditional ones usually the man comes home drunk to his wife. But this is the 21st century and it’s about time we recognize that emancipated women now come home drunk to their husbands too. Hope you like it and if so, remember that we have…

Canadian Mormon town might lift 109 year old ban on booze

These are difficult times for people who love a drink. Everywhere around the world taxes on alcohol are going upand this month there is even a lobby to stay sober in October. Ridiculous of course, but it’s not all bad. The Canadian town Cardston in the province Alberta might lift a 109 year ban on…