Joke: The bobby and the drunk

Here’s an English joke you might enjoy. Again one that includes drunk driving, but remember it’s just for laughs. Enjoy…

And here are the test scores…

Hello boys and girls. Remember that alcohol test we made a few weeks ago? Well, it’s time for the results. Oh I bet you’re shaking like it was a highschool exam. Well we’re not gonna give you the entire list, but just some facts and figures and you can compare your score to that.

The LOTD Alcohol Test

Now as you know we ran some tests on the internet to check how we scored on alcoholism. But the results weren’t that satisfying. One couldn’t help wondering how boring our lives should be in order to make this tests. So we came up with our very own Lords of the Drinks Alcohol Test. Now, before…

How much of an alcoholic are you?

The line between heavy drinking and alcoholism is not always that easy to determine. Some would say that missing out on school or work occasionally is a reason to stop drinking, while others see it as bad luck in the hazard they play. So we thought it would be fun to try out some of…