Here’s an English joke you might enjoy. Again one that includes drunk driving, but remember it’s just for laughs. Enjoy…
An English guy drives home from the pub, when he gets pulled over by one of those typical bobbies. The moment he rolls down his window the police officers get befuddled by a strong alcohol smell. As they pant for fresh air one says “Have you been drinking sir?”
“Oh you could say that”, the man replies with a smile.
“And what did you have exactly sir”, the copper asks.
The man thinks long and hard and starts to sum up: “I started off with 9 pints of Guiness. Then I had a couple of whiskies, 4 tequila shots and I finished with a night cap, which was a quadruple brandy.”
The cop pulls out his breathalyzer and says: “Would you please blow into this sir?”
The man looks up and responds agitated: “Why? You don’t believe me?”
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