Heavy Fuel

Now this is a classic rock song by Dire Straits, which says it all – “If you wanna run cool, you got to run on heavy, heavy fuel.” It has some other remarkable lines in its lyrics, like:

7 good reasons for booze in the house besides drinking

Every normal household should have a mother a father and some bottles of hard liquor. Now it’s perfectly normal that either the first or the second is missing for whatever reason, but a lack of booze is unacceptable. And not just to poor yourself or your guests a nice glass every once in a while.…