A crashed Santa receives first aid in Poland.

Santaclaus really shows the true holiday spirit this year. After a bunch of his drunk helpers got caught up in a massive street fight in New York now the big man himself had an adventure. Apparently he enjoyed the Polish vodka a little too much and had a crash with his sleigh in Ustrzykach Dolnych in Poland. Both Santa and his female helper suffered from a concussion after the incident. Besides that they were also punished with charges for drunken driving.

The incident occured on the Christmas market of the main street of Ustrzykach Dolnych. Apparently the 51-year old Santa and his 31-year old companion were enjoying themselves well, waving and singing at everyone. Then their horse was spooked by a car and made the sleigh crash into a wall. A local named Zdzislaw Molodynski witnessed quite an unusual sight. “They were supposed to be the attraction at the local market. A lot of people took their kids there to see them. Instead they now witnessed two people clearly under influence, behaving like they just left a night club.”

So if you had any doubt how to spend ‘the most wonderful time of the year’, remember that Santa always knows best. Here’s to happy holidays to you all. Cheers!

Micky Bumbar