
A statue of emperor Tiberius. It was found in the Italian town Priverno and can currently be seen in the Vatican Museum.
It’s kind of hard to pick a prominent person from the days of the Roman Empire who wasn’t a fan of drunken orgies. For these bacchanalia were an important part of everyday life. Still there are people like Julius Caesar who were known for their moderation, and there were some who were constantly the talk of the town because of their drunken escapades and extravagant behaviour. Emperor Tiberius, who ruled the Roman Empire for 23 years against his will, set the standard for the drunkest years Rome had ever seen.
Tiberius was born in the year 42 BC under the name Tiberius Claudius Nero and died 79 years later as Tiberius Augustus Caesar. Roman names in the higher families changed all the time because of re-marriage, adoption or change of status. We therefor try to use as few as possible in this article to avoid confusion. The only thing to remember here is that Tiberius was a general who was that successful in his military missions that emperor Augustus adopted him as a son. Later Tiberius married his own stepsister Julia and also became the emperor’s son-in-law. Just another day at the office in ancient Rome.
However Tiberius seemed quite different from the power hungry notables at the imperial court. He became a national hero with victories in Pannonia, Dalmatia, Raetia and Germania, where he discovered the source of the Danube river, but he showed no interest in political power. Basically he preferred to party without the fear of being murdered all the time. Tiberius was a simple guy with simple needs, which meant plenty of wine and different sex partners.
Stepfather Augustus saw his natural heir in the fighting machine, but Tiberius surprisingly retired in 6 BC and moved to the Greek island Rhodes. Also to get away from his wife Julia who wasn’t a big fan of him seeing other women. Tiberius partied for ten years at Rhodes but when Augustus lost both his grandsons within 2 years the former general was called back to Rome to face his fate. For some years he was granted the same powers as the emperor and after the death of Augustus in 14 AD Tiberius was mentioned as the sole surviving heir in his will.
From the start of his reign Tiberius showed no interest at all for the job. He didn’t even want full power and suggested to the Senate he could rule just part of the state. In the end Tiberius couldn’t escape full responsibility, but Rome’s most powerful man refused a crown, laurels or fancy titles. He also didn’t feel like getting involved in state business
and practically let the Senate rule the empire by itself, while the new emperor honored the winegod Bacchus. Twice Tiberius tried to share some of his duties with others. In 18 AD Tiberius gave the successful general Germanicus authority over the Eastern part of the Roman Empire and in 22 AD he shared the tribunician authority with his only son Drusus. Both however died within a year after being appointed.
In 26 AD Tiberius took it a step further and left Rome to live on the island Capri. While he turned that into a party island he basically left the Praetorian Prefect Sejanus in charge. Until the puppet tried to overthrow his master and Tiberius had Sejanus executed in 31 AD. If we may believe the Roman sources the emperor spent the last years of his life drinking and satisfying his perverted fantasies. While his will paved the way for a lot more chaos in Rome. If you ever considered it to be fun to write your will drunk, pay attention…
Tiberius stated that his nephew and adopted son Caligula should rule the empire together with his grandson Tiberius Gemellus. Practically the first act of Caligula was to have Tiberius Gemellus killed and seize absolute power. He then officially became the craziest Roman emperor in history, while totally proving his reputation as a sadist. Caligula had people killed and tortured for his own sick amusement, lost a solid 2.7 billion sesterces (around 810 million euros these days) of the family fortune and on top of all appointed his favorite horse as a member of the Senate.
By that time Tiberius wasn’t considered a national hero anymore. There was a tradition that Roman emperors could be declared a God. Augustus for example got his divine honors after he died. But when Tiberius died people were revolting in the streets of Rome when some just mentioned this treatment. In the end the Senate decided Tiberius was not divine at all and he got a sober funeral. So he wasn’t the best emperor Rome had ever known, he did initiate the drunkest years the city had ever seen as the next 4 emperors and their entourages partied their asses off. With that he ended a tradition of centuries in Greek-Roman culture of moderate drinking. It’s not without reason Tiberius even had a cocktail named after him. And therefor we say: ave Caesar, morituri te salutant, let’s get smashed!
Micky Bumbar
Absolutely marvellous. I studied the classics at school and although the full details of naughtiness were somewhat skirted over, I always knew that Bacchus was the god for me. And also that saint, who likes drinking and smoking. He is awesome too.
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Hahaha you mean San Simon? Yes, the true spirit of Bacchus lives on in Guatemala! 😀
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That’s the guy! San Simon. Legend.
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Absolutely! 😀
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ohmygosh, i am kinda afraid to travel to rome anymore. tell me they are nice and moderate people now?! 🙂
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Hahaha indeed in general I’m not impressed by the overall drinking abilities of the Italians. However most that I met were kind people with a good sense of humor.
Cheers,
Micky
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good times huh! 😛 🙂 oh to be a king! perhaps. always a crazy ending though! 🙂 still… 🙂
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Haha well most emperors had a shittier way to go than Tiberius. True survivor this guy.
Cheers,
Micky
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i sometimes wander if its best to play hard and die young or be boring and love young. i suppose if you’ve got the taste or desire for power that’s a whole different story.
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Well for me that’s an easy one. Not interested in power or money. Love to get everything out of life as long as I’m still relatively young. Don’t mind if an early grave is the price to pay.
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interesting view point. so you’re more the reckless sort do you think? i kinda wish i were in a way. im too curious! see you at your funeral first then i guess! 😛 🙂
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Haha sure…. Drinks will be on me at that fine occasion! 😉
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🙂 🙂 heehee
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Ahh, the good ‘ole days!
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Hahaha indeed. Although I don’t believe some royalty these days is doing anything different. The European royal families have no political power but they get shitloads of money to…. Well, I kknow what I would do!
Cheers,
Micky
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Yep, for sure!
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Very well written.
Yes, I guess making a bad judgement in one’s will (such as naming Caligula your heir) is a sure fire way of losing divine honours at one’s funeral.
Perhaps that’s what started the long- standing tradition that continues today of having the will read after the funeral ceremony is over.
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Well when Augustus named Tiberius as his heir it was also official after they read the will after his death. But in that case it was pretty clear upfront too. With an emperor hiding in Capri who didn’t showed any interest in politics I can see how this outcome was more surprising for many.
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This article almost makes me regret my monk-like austerity! Thank you for a fabulous and enlightening read. x
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You are most welcome. Thanks a lot for the kind words.
Cheers,
Micky
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Ha ha! Love it! Well-researched and well-written.
However, regarding Caligula:
“He then officially became the craziest Roman emperor in history . . .”
I beg kindly to differ. Did my undergraduate dissertation on Commodus. He was not normal.
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Oh he most definitely wasn’t. Also Nero scored high in this chart of course. Still Caligula topped them all.
For example he had all the heads removed off stagues like Jupiter and Apollo and replaced them with his own looks.
He also wanted to leave Rome for Alexandria in Egypt and become a ‘real God’, whatever that means.
The Praetorian guard killed him within 3 years I believe cause they just couldn’t bare to work for this nutjob anymore.
Cheers,
Micky
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I would like to do a Commodus post in your honour. Would that be OK?
I want you to know just how sick – well, awesome – he was.
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Haha… I feel honored sir. Just link me up when you’re done. I’ll be glad to read it!
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On it. Need to go find a lion hat first. He thought he was Hercules. “Course” he did!
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Aren’t we all a bit Hercules some times? 😉
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We are. Save Kevin Sorbo.
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Excellent article. Thanks for making learn a bit more of Roman history
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You are most welcome. Thanks a lot for the compliment!
Cheers,
Micky
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I have a great admiration of those drunken emperors. They in a way were pioneers to the development of a wine culture in Europe
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Well depends how you look at it. Georgians (link) and Armenians for example were drinking wines thousands of years before Rome was even founded.
Also the Greeks and Macedonians did and spread the art of winemaking all over the Mediterranean area.
But no doubt the Roman conquest of Western Europe helped a lot. So if we are talking about the Northern regions we can spea of pioneers indeed.
Cheers,
Micky
http://lordsofthedrinks.com/2013/04/08/georgia-the-cradle-of-wines/
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