The Hardest to Impossible Things to Say when Drunk

After a few beers some things just become impossible to say.

We all know that some things become a lot harder (not literally unfortunately, am I right guys?) when you’re drunk. Speaking properly is one of them. And when your ability to speak goes backwards we distinguish 3 categories; things that are difficult to say when drunk, things that are very difficult to say when drunk and things that are just impossible to say when drunk. Does this sound familiar? Here’s a small list we came up with, but don’t feel shy to add your experiences in the comment box. Cheers.

Things that are difficult to say when drunk:
– Extraordinary
– Insubordinate
– Preposterous
– Innovative

Things that are very difficult to say when drunk:
– Passive-agressive disorder
– Fatal familial insomnia
– Anti-constitutionalistically
– Uninhibited

Things that are impossible to say when drunk:
– No thanks, no more booze for me.
– Dancing? Oh that’s not really my thing. I’d hate to look like a fool.
– Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
– Kebab? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
– I’m not going up there, nobody wants to hear me sing karaoke.
– Sorry sir, I have no interest in fighting you.
– Where is the nearest bathroom? I can’t just pee out here in the streets.
– I’m sorry guys, I’m heading home now, as I have to work in the morning.
– Hello officer. Wonderful evening is it not?!
– No I shouldn’t come up for a drink. I just wanted to make sure you got home okay.

Micky Bumbar


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4 thoughts on “The Hardest to Impossible Things to Say when Drunk

    • Hahaha well I’m sure some guy once said that to a hot chick that didn’t understand his drunken charm and got snobby. But in the case of an ugly woman hitting on him, you are probably right, Got to love this magical substance called alcohol.


    • Haha some people have that indeed. Actually I really like people who drink like hell and are still capable of having more than an intelligent discussion. Cheers to that!


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