The ancient Chinese drinking culture

  Even though the Chinese government still didn’t obey our request for letting it’s people in on the great wisdom the Lords of the Drinks have to offer, we want to reach out to them. We have seen that people from Hong Kong and Taiwan were able to reach us and that’s a start at…

And here are the test scores…

Hello boys and girls. Remember that alcohol test we made a few weeks ago? Well, it’s time for the results. Oh I bet you’re shaking like it was a highschool exam. Well we’re not gonna give you the entire list, but just some facts and figures and you can compare your score to that.

Ain’t that the truth?!

  ,,A lady came up to me one day and said: ‘sir! You are drunk’. To which I replied: ‘I am drunk today madam. Tomorrow I shall be sober, but you will still be ugly.” Former English prime minister Sir Winston Churchill

Cocktails for St. Patrick’s Day

Well the Lords of the Drinks are not really magicians with the cocktail shakers. Unless the trick ‘now it’s full, and now it’s gone’ counts. However we do like to keep you informed on nice recipes. Here are some great cocktails in the spirit of St. Patrick’s Day that we stumbled on on the web.

“Or I go or the rakija goes”

Time for another great drinking song. This one is from Serbia and called Ili ja ili rakija, which means ‘or I or the rakija’. Now as you probably know rakija is the national strong drink in Serbia, like in most of the Balkan countries. It’s smooth taste can really pick you up after a hard…