Joke: The Angry Drunk

Here’s a joke for the angry drunks. You know, the types who turn to violence when they had a few too many. Now we don’t want to sound too moralistic, but you might want to think twice before you start your next drunken fight. When intoxicated things are not always what they appear to be…

Drinking Joke: The Three Brothers

Through the years we gathered quite a few jokes about drinking and drunkards on this website, which you can all find right here. With the collection growing it’s not always easy to find funny new ones, but we think we have another one. It’s a joke starring 3 beer drinking Irish brothers, so that should…

The Hardest to Impossible Things to Say when Drunk

We all know that some things become a lot harder (not literally unfortunately, am I right guys?) when you’re drunk. Speaking properly is one of them. And when your ability to speak goes backwards we distinguish 3 categories; things that are difficult to say when drunk, things that are very difficult to say when drunk…

Drunk Joke: Money for the Dry Cleaner

It’s Saturday and that means our regular followers will probably hit the bar at some point today. And while you’re slowly intoxicating yourself there why not share a few drunk jokes with the people around you. We’ll help you get started with this one. And even if you get zero laughs the trick as described…

Joke: Drunk in a Confession Box

Having a bad case of “the Mondays”? Well, hopefully we can cheer you up a bit with a good old joke about a drunkard. And remember, there’s more where this came from in our special section of jokes about drinking, drunks and other alcohol related stuff. Now let’s start the workweek with a laugh. Enjoy…

Drunk joke: a drunkard at the doctor

From time to time we like to share some good old drinking jokes with you. Nothing serious, just to put a smile on that face. This time we have a short one for you, in the classic category “a man walks into the doctor’s office”. Hope you’ll enjoy it, and share it with your mates while…

Bar joke: the forgetful bartender

We take our drinking very serious, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have a laugh from time to time. It’s nice when you’re standing in the pub and you can share some boozy facts with your friends on how Georgia has got the oldest wine culture in the world or that dried bull penis is an old…

Drunk joke: the talking clock

Time for the first joke of the new year then. All those serious stories on famous drunkards, history and mythology and recipes for hangover cures are nice, but sometimes you don’t want to think too much and just share a laugh with your friends. Be sure to use this one next time you’re standing at the…

Joke: a bet in the bar

Time for a little drunk humor then to start the weekend with a smile. Are you the type that makes ridiculous bets in bars as soon as the alcohol kicks in? In that case this joke  might sound familiar or inspire you to make a quick buck in a fun way. Enjoy!