
A man walks into a bar and orders 3 pints…
Through the years we gathered quite a few jokes about drinking and drunkards on this website, which you can all find right here. With the collection growing it’s not always easy to find funny new ones, but we think we have another one. It’s a joke starring 3 beer drinking Irish brothers, so that should be a good start. Enjoy.
A man walks into an old pub in Dublin, takes a seat at the bar and orders 3 pints. After he is served he takes sips from them in turn and when all 3 glasses are finally empty he orders 3 more. The barkeeper, who has been watching him, has never seen such a weird style of drinking and says to the man: “You know when you leave a beer for too long it goes flat, so they would taste better if you order just one at a time.”
“Well”, says the man at the bar. “You see I have 2 brothers who I used to drink with, but unfortunately one moved to America and the other one moved to Australia. Now we are on 3 different continents and we hardly ever see each other. So I drink a pint for me and 2 for my brothers. This way at least we try to keep this tradition alive and it feels like we’re still together.”
The bartender agrees that this is a beautiful explanation for his weird behaviour and the man becomes a regular at his bar. The other customers also get used to his ritual of ordering 3 pints and drinking them in turn.
But then one day “Mister 3 Pints” comes in and orders only 2 glasses. The whole pub gets silent and the by the time the man orders a second round of only 2 pints the barkeeper says: “I’m terribly sorry as I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I just wanted to offer my condolances on your loss.”
The man looks puzzled, but then a smile breaks through and he says. “Thanks a lot, but everyone is fine really. It’s just that my wife had us join the Baptist church and I had to give up drinking. But my brothers are still Catholics, so it didn’t affect them.”
ha!
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Haha, I think he needs to do a dna analysis and find long lost brothers.
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Haha well the same system works with friends living abroad. And since I have quite a few I might have to get a 2nd job just to be able to pay for my rounds from now on. 😉
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I have been ordering 2 drinks in a single order for the past 7 years now for the memory of my father; I guess i will just order one drink at a time since i have decided to quit drinking 😀
Shout out again to you Micky and the amazing work and topics in the website
Cheers !!
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Thanks a lot mate. As your father unfortunately doesn’t have to mind his health anymore, you can drink a few more for him. Just none for yourself of course.
Cheers,
Micky
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Cheers and thanks for following my Blog! I am also looking forward to your new posts!
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Cheers mate! Right back at you! 😀
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Reblogged this on Nutsrok.
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LOL!
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Loved it – gave me a thought for my next post. Thanks
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HA!
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LOL
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Priceless.
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