The Hardest to Impossible Things to Say when Drunk

We all know that some things become a lot harder (not literally unfortunately, am I right guys?) when you’re drunk. Speaking properly is one of them. And when your ability to speak goes backwards we distinguish 3 categories; things that are difficult to say when drunk, things that are very difficult to say when drunk…

Drunk Joke: the Punk on the Bus

Between all the serious items like how to get smashed on a budget or whatever weird hangover cures there are in the world, it’s good to have a laugh once in a while. And so we add another joke to our long list of jests about drinking and drunkards. Hope you enjoy this one. Cheers!

Drunk Joke: Money for the Dry Cleaner

It’s Saturday and that means our regular followers will probably hit the bar at some point today. And while you’re slowly intoxicating yourself there why not share a few drunk jokes with the people around you. We’ll help you get started with this one. And even if you get zero laughs the trick as described…

Joke: Drunk in a Confession Box

Having a bad case of “the Mondays”? Well, hopefully we can cheer you up a bit with a good old joke about a drunkard. And remember, there’s more where this came from in our special section of jokes about drinking, drunks and other alcohol related stuff. Now let’s start the workweek with a laugh. Enjoy…

Drunk joke: a drunkard at the doctor

From time to time we like to share some good old drinking jokes with you. Nothing serious, just to put a smile on that face. This time we have a short one for you, in the classic category “a man walks into the doctor’s office”. Hope you’ll enjoy it, and share it with your mates while…

Bar joke: the forgetful bartender

We take our drinking very serious, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have a laugh from time to time. It’s nice when you’re standing in the pub and you can share some boozy facts with your friends on how Georgia has got the oldest wine culture in the world or that dried bull penis is an old…

Drunk joke: the talking clock

Time for the first joke of the new year then. All those serious stories on famous drunkards, history and mythology and recipes for hangover cures are nice, but sometimes you don’t want to think too much and just share a laugh with your friends. Be sure to use this one next time you’re standing at the…