Time for a joke now. Here’s one about a drunk guy going towards a lecture. Enjoy!

A heavily drunk guy decides to do the responsible thing and leaves his car at the bar to go home on foot. After an hour of zigzagging the street he meets a policeman. The cop directly notices that this man is very drunk and asks: “Where are you going sir?”
The man answers: “It’s okay man, I’m just going to a lecture on alcohol abuse.”
The cop looks at his watch and it’s 3 o’clock AM. So he asks where this lecture is and who for the love of God would ever be giving lectures in the middle of the night.
Well, says the man. “It’s at my house and my wife is giving it.”