Here’s the scenario: It’s Saturday evening and all of your friends want to hit the town to get wasted, but your financial situation is horrible. What do you do? Be a party pooper and count your last coins at home, bore yourself to death in the corner sipping on tap water or accept this challenge…
It’s time for a drinking joke again. Not to give away the clue just yet, but when an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar at the same time, it should lead to a funny situation. So enjoy!
A new legend is born in the Dutch city of Schijndel. In a bar called De Sok there’s a regular called ‘Stan the Beer Drinker’ who only orders one glass of beer a night, as he agreed with his lady at home. Unfortunately for the misses, this glass contains 7.2 liters of beer. Probably a…
Time for a little drunk humor then to start the weekend with a smile. Are you the type that makes ridiculous bets in bars as soon as the alcohol kicks in? In that case this joke might sound familiar or inspire you to make a quick buck in a fun way. Enjoy!
It seems pretty clear that pigs don’t handle their alcohol too well. After an intoxicated wild hog in Australia attacked a cow, we now found an example from England. In a pub in South London a micro-pig was given a lifelong alcohol ban after it started head-butting customers in an attempt to get their drinks.…
André the Giant (1946-1993) is an absolute legend in the world of wrestling. That’s right, that ‘sport’ where tanned steroids users in tight outfits pretend to hurt each other. In the glory days of André, who was 2.24 meters tall and weighed 240 kilos, it certainly wasn’t all show and people actually got seriously hurt…
The worst thing you can be at something is second. It doesn´t matter if it´s the 100 meter sprint at the Olympics or a trip to the Moon. Just ask Edwin “Buzz” Aldrin. This American astronaut was the second person ever to take a walk out there but everybody mostly remembers the legendary words from…
From time to time we like to lighten up your day with a joke. This time it’s one about a drunken man coming home to his wife with some explaining to do. Always a good start of course. Enjoy.
When drinking heavily one can get into situations that we don’t directly understand. To help you on your way we wrote a manual with all the possible symptoms you might experience, the most likely explanations of what’s going on and how to deal with the situation. This is the largest troubleshooting chart for beer drinkers…
Religion and alcohol consumption is always a tricky combination. There are always some religious freaks that tell us we have to stay abstinent. In the past we have written about the retards who claim Christians shouldn’t drink and we also showed you with phrases from the Quran that alcohol technically is not forbidden in Islam.…
Lords of the Drinks 