Poetry: Good Night
Time for a little homemade poetry. At least if we can call it that. It’s more like a funny verse really. At least we hope you’ll enjoy it. And if not, you should try to follow this scenario next time you hit the town. Cheers!
How to join the Mile High Club for Drunkards
The number of incidents with drunken passengers on airplanes has increased 12-fold in just 4 years according to the International Air Transport Association. Although the latest figures are from 2011 it’s still impressive. In 2007 there were ‘only’ 500 reported incidents, but 4 years later this number went up to 6.000. Although we wouldn’t want…
Drunk driver pretends to be an owl in a tree on the run for the American police
And the award for the most original attempt to lose the cops goes to Troy Procket. This 37-year old man was on the run for the police in the American state Massachussets after a single car accident last Monday. When state trooper Michael McCammon found the suspect he was hiding in a tree, pretending to…
Drunk policeman in training arrested in Russia
In Russia a trainee of the St. Petersburg Police Department was arrested on Monday night for drunk driving. His ‘colleagues’ were called to the spot by a scared woman who he was stalking. The 55-year old Thomas Toft did 2 tests that showed a blood alcohol content (BAC) of 0.153 and 0.61. He is ‘punished’…
The biggest drinking cities in the United States
The United States has always been a country of immigrants. Built by settlers and today still many people in this world have their own American dream; make their fortune in the land of opportunities. But what good is money if you can’t get along with the people around you? This week the Centers for Disease…
Raise your glass for the machine from Pernik
Ladies and gentlemen, today we have a very special reason to raise our glasses. January 5th of the year 2014 is the day that the founder of this weblog Nikolay turns 22. If 11 is the ‘crazy number’ can you imagine what happens if the drinking machine from Pernik doubles this number? For sure it’s…
American in Iowa too drunk to measure by breathalyzer
You might have wondered why there were no highscores in blood alcohol content (BAC) of drunk Americans in our list. Well the answer is very simple: the breathalyzers of the police in the United States don’t go too far to get anywhere near the European records. Levi Carter experienced this after he crashed his car…
Jan Steen, the true Dutch master of the Rembrandt period
In our series of historical drunks we usually speak of people in world history who did great things despite the fact they were hammered most of their days. This time we honor a man who turned the drunken mess around him into true art. Jan Steen (1625/1626-1679) was from the same generation of Dutch painters…
The story of Bethlehem in a drinking game
Dear readers, first of all we want to wish you all a Merry Christmas. May you find love, joy and happiness in your life. Now we feel that Christmas Eve and the first day of Christmas are meant for just moderate drinking. But now it’s the second day of Christmas and that’s a whole different…
Drunk Santa crashes his sleigh in Poland
Santaclaus really shows the true holiday spirit this year. After a bunch of his drunk helpers got caught up in a massive street fight in New York now the big man himself had an adventure. Apparently he enjoyed the Polish vodka a little too much and had a crash with his sleigh in Ustrzykach Dolnych…
Lords of the Drinks 