The owners of the four big beer companies in Holland Heineken, Amstel, Bavaria and Grolsch are gathering in the bar for a friendly drink. When the barman asks them what they want the owner of Heineken orders a Heineken, Amstel’s owner orders an Amstel and the big boss of Bavaria asks for a Bavaria.
When it’s time for the owner of Grolsch to order he asks for a soda. The other three look at him confused and ask why he didn’t order a Grolsch. “No thanks”, he replies. “If you guys aren’t having a beer than neither will I.”
Lords of the Drinks 
Haha, I love it. We have the same joke in Australia, but a little different of course.
At a national conference of the Australian Hotels Association, the general managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys ( New South Wales ), XXXX ( Queensland ), CUB ( Victoria ) and Coopers ( South Australia ) found themselves sitting at the same table for lunch.
When the waitress asked what they wanted to drink, the GM of Tooheys said without hesitation, “I’ll have a Tooheys New..”
To which the boss of Coopers rejoined, “I’ll have a Coopers, the King of Beers.”
And the bloke from Cascade asked for “a Cascade, the cleanest draught on the planet.”
The General Manager of XXXX paused a moment and then placed his order: “Fourex.”
The head of CUB smiled and said “I’ll have a Diet Coke.”
The others looked at him has if he had sprouted a new head.
“Well,” he said with a shrug, “if you poofters aren’t drinking beer, then neither will I.”
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Hahahaha nice! Jokes without borders! 😀
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