Taxi drivers beware if you wanna scam drunk people.

Three drunk guys call a taxi. When they get in the cabdriver notices the state they are in and he’s not thrilled to say the least. He thinks to himself that he must ditch these wasted passengers as soon as possible, so he comes up with a trick. Rather than to bring them to the other side of town, he starts the engine, drives three meter and switches it off again. “We’re here gentlemen.”
The first guy pays the taxi driver and gets out, the second one thanks him and does the same, but the third guy gives him a slap in the face. The cabby, who was convinced all three didn’t notice the scam, is stunned and asks why the third passenger slapped him. “Well, that’s so you remember to control your speed next time. You almost killed us asshole!”