A Sun Express flight to Izmir had to make a pit stop in Belgrade because of a drunk naked man.

A Sun Express flight between the Irish capital Dublin and Izmir in Turkey had to make an extra stop in Belgrade (Serbia) because of a drunken passenger. This Irishman stripped down to the flesh and while waving his penis at a stewardess, he asked if she wanted to have sex with him. The airplane hostess clearly misunderstood this romantic gesture, because instead of a simple “I’m not interested” or “Sorry, I have a boyfriend”, she had the pilots make an emergency stop.

It is reported that the naked Casanova boarded with a large group of friends. At the airport of Dublin the company had been drinking heavily according to a witness. Inside the plane he stripped down, waved his genitals at some passengers, asked a stewardess for sex and jumped on some chairs. Disgusting as you may find it, it is what boys do on cheap summer holidays. Not really an act of terrorism, is it? Unless it’s a baby-sized dick that ends up on Youtube and people die laughing.

The point is that the emergency stop caused a delay of 11 hours. Given the fact that it’s just an hour more of flying from Belgrade to Izmir, ask yourself what would you like better: 11 hours taken out of your holiday or 1 more hour on board with a crazy but fairly harmless drunk and see the Turkish police deal with him afterwards? Come on people, drunk flying is awesome, just try to keep your penis in your pants.

Micky Bumbar

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