Here’s a joke for the angry drunks. You know, the types who turn to violence when they had a few too many. Now we don’t want to sound too moralistic, but you might want to think twice before you start your next drunken fight. When intoxicated things are not always what they appear to be…
Through the years we gathered quite a few jokes about drinking and drunkards on this website, which you can all find right here. With the collection growing it’s not always easy to find funny new ones, but we think we have another one. It’s a joke starring 3 beer drinking Irish brothers, so that should…
It’s Saturday and that means our regular followers will probably hit the bar at some point today. And while you’re slowly intoxicating yourself there why not share a few drunk jokes with the people around you. We’ll help you get started with this one. And even if you get zero laughs the trick as described…
The Scottish cuisine may not be the ultimate worldwide symbol of gastronomic delights. For some reason haggis, black pudding and deep fried mars bars never gained much populairtu outside of Scotland. But maybe most of the people in this world are just too sober to understand the beauty of these dishes. After reading this Scottish…
Having a bad case of “the Mondays”? Well, hopefully we can cheer you up a bit with a good old joke about a drunkard. And remember, there’s more where this came from in our special section of jokes about drinking, drunks and other alcohol related stuff. Now let’s start the workweek with a laugh. Enjoy…
From time to time we like to share some good old drinking jokes with you. Nothing serious, just to put a smile on that face. This time we have a short one for you, in the classic category “a man walks into the doctor’s office”. Hope you’ll enjoy it, and share it with your mates while…
We take our drinking very serious, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have a laugh from time to time. It’s nice when you’re standing in the pub and you can share some boozy facts with your friends on how Georgia has got the oldest wine culture in the world or that dried bull penis is an old…
Time for the first joke of the new year then. All those serious stories on famous drunkards, history and mythology and recipes for hangover cures are nice, but sometimes you don’t want to think too much and just share a laugh with your friends. Be sure to use this one next time you’re standing at the…
Mondays are tough enough, so let’s lighten the mood with a good old drinking joke. This one is about drunken driving. Now we know that our audience are usually not that touchy, so we won’t bother in stating that drunk driving is never funny. Just don’t do it in real life. Enjoy the joke!
It’s time for a drinking joke again. Not to give away the clue just yet, but when an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar at the same time, it should lead to a funny situation. So enjoy!
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