Stand up comedy: the five levels of drinking
Well guys, tomorrow is our 1 year birthday and to get in a happy mood, let’s have some comedy. Here’s a classic sketch by Larry Miller about the five levels of drinking. So grab yourself a beer and enjoy.
Ain’t that the truth?!
,,I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle. So he won’t let himself get snotty about it.” American novelist Raymond Chandler
Benjamin Franklin, a thirsty Founding Father
When you’re out buying bottles of booze for a party in the United States of America there is a fair chance that Benjamin Franklin is laughing at you from your wallet. The face of this ‘Founding Father’ marks the 100 dollar bill. He is not only known from his signature under America’s Declaration of Independence…
Joke: A drunk walks into a bar…
Time for a new joke. Finally one that starts with the phrase ‘a man walks into a bar’. To see more drinking and drunk jokes, please check our dossier. For now all we say is: enjoy!
Going sober in October? Why would anyone?
Today we read about an initiative to raise money for charity. Normally we are all for this, but this time the event is called Go Sober in October. You guessed it, some – what in their language could only be described as – wankers in Great-Brittain called people up not to drink for a month…
The Scottish sobriety test
Here’s a funny movie we found on the web. We all know the normal tests to check the blood alcohol concentration. But in Scotland they seem to have their own system, which also seems to be working for them. Just check the movie above.
Poetry: I taste a liquor never brewed by Emily Dickinson
Everyone knows that most great poets were also very good drinkers. So it is high time to share some of their creations. From time to time we’ll bring you poems on drinking, odes to booze and adventures under intoxication. This time we bring you the creation of a woman. The American Emily Dickinson, who lived…
A drunk night walk over the windowsill on the 7th floor
“Micky, come back inside”, my classmates were screaming through the window. There I was, walking on the windowsill on the 7th storey of a hotel in Prague, the capital of the Czech Republic. I remember seeing the fear in their eyes, but this attention only encouraged me to walk further over the ledge, at least…
Poetry: Be drunk by Charles Baudelaire
Everyone knows that most great poets were also very good drinkers. So it is high time to share some of their creations. From time to time we’ll bring you poems on drinking, odes to booze and adventures under intoxication. We start off with the French 19th century poet Charles Baudelaire. This poem (translated by Louis…
Support Alcon, noble freedom fighters in Malaysia
As you know by now Lords of the Drinks supports everyone who has their right to drink violated. 80 years since the end of the prohibition in the United States it seems that all over the world we are moving backwards again. Politicians think they can decide what’s best for the people. Instead of insuring…
Lords of the Drinks 