The ultimate evidence that a National Secret Service pass will get you laid.

Great leaders usually surround themselves with great people. Judging by his company we have no doubt that Barack Obama will go into history as one of the greatest American presidents ever. Two days before Obama’s arrival in The Netherlands for a nuclear convention three of his secret service agents got completely smashed. The Washington Post mentioned the incident earlier this week. Today Dutch newspaper Algemeen Dagblad posted the first party picture of the three musketeers and mentioned that while getting shitfaced in the town Noordwijk they were showing off their security passes and gave away highly classified information. Well, if you can’t even trust your drinking buddies right?!

Right after the incident the three were sent home and their behaviour in Holland is under investigation. The Washington Post already found out that when the three party animals got back from the bar in the luxuous hotel Huis ter Duin one of them passed out in the lobby. Hotel manager Stephan Stokkermans at first demanded a rectification: “The guests were very disciplined and very polite. There were no incidents such as described in the newspaper article.” One day later he realized it was pointless to hide the truth any longer and retracted his demand for retraction.

The biggest party animal of the three is named Korey Pritchett. Apparently after his colleagues were done partying after their stay at a bar, he went home with some new Dutch friends. He had no problem showing off his badge and also revealed militairy details about the security of the American president. Normally Pritchett is stationed in the American embassy in Montenegro, a country where you’d think he had learned to hold his liquor.

Micky Bumbar