The simple lesson to be learned here: don’t get drunk on the streets in India.
When you drink hard, you might find yourself waking up in very strange places. However in some countries it’s quite risky to drink till you drop. A drunk man in India was taking a well-deserved nap outside a liquor store today, when he was discovered by a huge python. Unfortunately it was just around lunch time for the large snake, that smothered and ate him. The incident happened in the Attapadi area in the state Kerala. So if you ever have plans to go there on holiday, you better wait to get drunk until you’re safe and sound in your hotelroom.
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Lords of the Drinks 
whats the reaction
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Reaction to what? Our drunk sleeping beauty is not reacting to anything ever again, that’s for sure!
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It was a grown man,it was four indian midgets…the circus is closed now.
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is he still alive
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Holy *!@#$****!!!!!
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Reblogged this on TwistedKitty's Weblog and commented:
wow!
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Can’t wait for the report on the “waste/Byproduct” that comes out of the snake…schlitz LMAO!
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So the drunk was five or six yeare old child of skiny complexion, because thats more or less the real size of the prey in the snake, like a midiun size dog or a lamb… That reticulated Python is more or less 4 metres long. Trust me I’m a herpetologist, biologist who does study reptiles 😉
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Sad part is, they probably killed the snake to get to the man that’s suffocate and died already. What a shame, for the snake.
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thats crazy! . . . Maybe Pythons should be let out in all capital cities around the midnight, to discourage people from drinking through the night 🙂
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If they tried that in Moscow around this time of year, there would be lots of bombed Muscovites BBQing frozen snakes, LOL!
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🙂
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wait is he dead?
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shame the snake’s gunna die for this
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So beautifull … :v
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Indian food always gives me gasssssssssssss!
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Hahahahahaha
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So……did he die? or did they cut him out and rescue him? (prob a dumb question)
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He must have been drinking toddy. That’s coconut palm liquor, the moonshine of Kerala. People get so fall down drunk on toddy that crazy sh** like that happens
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Disgusting. The world’s turned upside down when reptiles eat human beings. This animal should be burned, and all like it should be hunted down and burned in kind.
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picture definitely NOT from India… thuk thuk is the wrong style (looks like Thailand maybe?) also, nobody in the background is Indian (in fact, they mostly look like westerners). is the “article” claiming that the snake ate a man outside a liquor store, and then climbed up into a thuk thuk? what, for a ride back to the jungle b/c he was too full to slither there? BS…
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http://www.hoax-slayer.com/giant-snake-swallows-woman.shtml
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This is a hoax that has been going from continent to continent, a simple Google would have prevented spreading stupid stories like this: http://www.hoax-slayer.com/giant-snake-swallows-woman.shtml
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No. Python didn’t swallow a man in India. It was a woman in South Africa. Stop making fake stories. So lame!
Read and tell me.. https://www.diigo.com/item/image/aa3d/85eg
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Oh yuck, I wonder about all the toxins that poor snake will have ingested via the drunk. I do hope it was then taken away from the town and released and not harmed in any way.
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That is the craziest thing I’ve ever thought of as: why not to get drunk!
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It’s gruesome, then the python grew some more.
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Will the snake be tipsy for a while as it digests the drunken man I wonder?
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Oh Dread……………It’s up to my…………………
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It’s also very, very bullshit. That pic is fake and has been floating around the net for years with different stories attached to it. Never mind the fact that it’s a reticulated python and they are not native to India.
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if we cut the python are there any chances of the man being alive ?
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i hope the python ended up getting wasted, too. that would make this story far more awesome.
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Are you serious? A python just ate a whole man, and you want more awesome?
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i’ll admit, it is pretty dang awesome. but a drunk python? doesn’t get much more awesome than that.
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And then a hungry man eats the drunk python
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hahaa i like the way you think…until now story din make sense, now it does :p lol
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Funny how retics locality is indonesia so india I dont think so haha
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I hope the python was not killed…
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Hahaha cool!!!
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Its not in india, stop sending fake news about india, i dont think so in kerala ladies wear such dress,check out the lady there ? ppl who have brain will definately get my point
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So Indians do drink?…..
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I hope they didnt kill the python ..for a dead drunkard !!
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Its fake. its a hoax.
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The Truth
In 2012 its in south africa
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/giant-snake-swallows-woman.shtml
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good luck shitting that out.
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So the loaded the python into a truck, then what?
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Not sure… He seems to be alive here.
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The snake is like: ” He was drunk, I was hungry. No biggie…”
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THIS NEWS CAN BE TAGLINE TO STOP STOP DRINKING ALCOHOL
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Yeah he got eaten but i would like to know did he die??
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They should let pythons in cities, so we could get rid of homeless.
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Hahahaha a little harsh maybe, but it sounds like a natural solution for agressive stray dogs in Eastern Europe! 😉
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can it move?
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did they have to cut it open to get the body out?
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The Drunk deserved every bit of it… Let the snake go it was just having its Lunch…. can say intelligent python
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I wonder about the size of the poop the python is going to have
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Nothing reported in the local newspapers , fake news 😛
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i’ve no idea.
does the python just swallow it (without poisoning the man) ? I mean: if he was found,, can they cut open the python and save the man?
maybe within 20 mins?
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Well I saw a python eat a rabbit once and it killed it first by smothering it. So guess he choked the man first too.
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DON’T BELIEVE
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holy shit
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