The simple lesson to be learned here: don’t get drunk on the streets in India.
When you drink hard, you might find yourself waking up in very strange places. However in some countries it’s quite risky to drink till you drop. A drunk man in India was taking a well-deserved nap outside a liquor store today, when he was discovered by a huge python. Unfortunately it was just around lunch time for the large snake, that smothered and ate him. The incident happened in the Attapadi area in the state Kerala. So if you ever have plans to go there on holiday, you better wait to get drunk until you’re safe and sound in your hotelroom.
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Reblogged this on The Nameless One and commented:
This is why you don’t get drunk just about anywhere. Especially in India.
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its a fake news.. in fact Kerala is one of the most beautiful places
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Oh yes realized that within some minutes after seeing it.
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“don’t get drunk on the streets in India.”
That’s a pretty big line to say mentioning INDIA. People are getting drunk everyday everywhere in India and Kerala is just a small state in a huge country.
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Hahaha sounds like our kind of people! 😉
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Is it ok in other countries?….Just “Stop Drinking” should be the suggestion.
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Stop drinking? Sorry, not an option! 😉
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Plus Attapadi is a remote place in the hilly jungle, it’s no metropolitan city.
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Poor Python is drunk now too
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LOL!!! Drink and snack in one mouthful?!
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Hahaha!
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thats probably his version of chocolates filled with alcohol..:P
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I wonder how the person would look like after the snake fully ingests and lets the waist out???
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Now I wonder if the snake can be charged with, murder, cannibalism or willful manslaughter….and of course, destrcution of evidence!!!!! LOL
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How is it cannibalism when a python eats a man! 😐
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cannibalism? lol fukin moron
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Cannibalism is when you eat something of your kind, It would be like that if a snake would have ate another snake.
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Cannibalism? Really, which school did you go to Einstien? The snake didn’t eat a snake, it was a human.
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Man could have been Dressed in a snake costume… Cannibalism may have taken place!
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First of all,how the fuck did the python ate the man ? It’s practically impossible,just because his mouth would be too small,something’s fishi here ! Just think abut it !
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Go switch on animal planet you might learn something..
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They are built so that there jaws can expand so they can eat large animal prey. It’s actually a ligament that stretches the lower jaw allowing expansion, but some people say they “unhinge” there jaw which isn’t actually true.
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Pythons have eaten crocs before. they are able to put loads of large items in their mouth
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A python could easily swallow a man.
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It can dislocate its jaw,, just google it… they eat BIG things..f.ex, python and deer, python and crocodile
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What??!!! India always has this kind of story.
1. Poor guy ended up dead somewhere he would never imagine.
2. Poor phyton, gonna be dead as people will dissect him to get the man out, I pressume?
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At least at the picture he still seems to be alive. I hope they will leave him like that. The hangover will be punishment enough haha
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Right.. Would be funny to see a drunk phyton, or scary? But seeing the picture again, it gives me impression of so hard to breathe, bloated. Just get it out already…
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Hahahaha. By the time they dissect the snake or so I presume…the man will already be sober but dead 😦
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Alive? I doubt it, that’s his head at the tail end of the snake. How much air do you think there was in there by the time someone found him and took a photo?
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how did you figure out he’s still alive from this picture?
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No way the man is still alive, Before eating him the first thing the python will have done is to constrict him, i.e. stop the flow of blood the brain, so your man was well dead before being ingested.
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No they dont kill the python. Its a natural occurance that an animal killed a human and ate it. But killing that animal now wont help the man.
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Hoping very much for number 2.
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I read here it’s a hoax. http://www.buzzfeed.com/adriancarrasquillo/so-a-python-didnt-actually-eat-a-drunk-guy-in-india
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Maybe the western media always reports the crazy stuff that happens in India. Otherwise it’s very normal here. (I’ve lived in other countries too). Having 1\6th of the world’s population means there will be more stories here i guess.
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Check this: http://www.buzzfeed.com/adriancarrasquillo/so-a-python-didnt-actually-eat-a-drunk-guy-in-india
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He was coded shit on Python
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dont drink when you travel around the nature
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Hoax. Same picture was circulated for South Africa.
http://www.nairaland.com/1322140/giant-snake-swallowed-woman-south
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They swallow their prey head first, and the legs don’t look human.
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Fake x-( http://www.hoax-slayer.com/giant-snake-swallows-woman.shtml
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wondering if the python will act drunk having eaten a drunk mane
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utter crap!
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/giant-snake-swallows-woman.shtml
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The guy is not dead, just passed out in a cosy place
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It’s a fake, photoshopped. The snake cannot open its mouth wide enough for an adult. Child maybe, but not an adult that size. I call BS.
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then you know nothing of snakes so don’t comment
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Well, he’s right. A snake that size could never fit a man inside. A Reticulated Python would need to be around 20 foot to eat a human, which that snake isn’t judging by the size of it’s head and neck.
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This is entirely fake: http://timesfeed.com/pics/fake-python-eats-drunk-man-alive-in-india/
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it looks like this….
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Its a fake story… The picture is not from India… and also its not taken in front of a shop.. it looks like the boarding platform of a bus…. and in Attapadi Kerala, women do not wear western wear as seen in the photos..
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Reblogged this on Relaxing Nairobi and commented:
Woooooooh… Am never drinking when I go to India
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is this true?? where did the phyton come from??
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this is clearly a hoax
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/giant-snake-swallows-woman.shtml
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fUCKING Fake story
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It’s happened before in my country, Kenya to a drunk guy. So it is very possible
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DRINK & DRIVE IS MUCH SAFER THAN “DRINK & DROP ” …!! BABA YE TO BADAA WALA DASHUU NIKLAA ….!! :p
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shitfaced python here you are
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Is this true?????????
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This is a lesson for drunker s.
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this. is. a. hoax.
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/giant-snake-swallows-woman.shtml
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true…………
http://www.timesofuniverse.com
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It’s not a drunk person but a cow..
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http://www.hoax-slayer.com/giant-snake-swallows-woman.shtml
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need some more of them snakes in the uk to clean the streets
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Im sure snake wont disturb you if you fell asleep or dont move……as if
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Looks like Jona in the belly of fish in THE HOLY BIBLE. He went to warn those wo were againist God. This is also practical warning to drunkards.
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Can’t the picture be just for the sake of having one? I don’t see how the picture being fake makes this news a fake. It’s not biologically impossible.
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give the snake another drunkard. i can see it is not yet full up to the head. but why am i even commenting on a hoax story??
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must have fancied an Indian
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A phyton can eat a human whole look it up assholes Smh!!!!!
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That’s the strangest story I ever heard! ….Sorry for that poor man!
What do they do with the python now? Looks like they will move it somewhere, in the photo.
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hoax alert..
http://vulcanpost.com/2437/huge-python-eats-man-latest-hoax-on-internet-be-careful-with-what-you-read/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=huge-python-eats-man-latest-hoax-on-internet-be-careful-with-what-you-read
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It is true. I know this guy, who knows a guy, who knew a prostitute. Who knew the man, and it is cannibalism, because the man ate a python before he went to the liquor store. The man was 6’5″ tall and weighed approximately 235# , before he ate the snake, the snake may have been a five pounder, due to that was his usual order.
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I’ve heard about getting snaked on a business deal at a bar, but this is just crossing borders
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Idiots! You have no common sense!
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From all the comments i read i assume that there are two people in the world …’Those who believe in everything they see on the internet and those who don’t believe anything they see on the internet’..hahaha
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who is the dumb author of this blog/website?ytf you are spreading false news ?this is just a fucking fake news.before you post something gather some fucking genuine information.you fucking faggot moron.
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You are a bit rude sir, but we won’t sink to your level. We just like to compliment you on your beautiful name! 😛
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This can NOT be true… since the snake would have to be around 20 foot which by looking at the head it isn’t.
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Snakeskin shoes…,socks,pants,shirt,jacket & hat.
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Snake wouldnt be able.to get their mouth around the shoulders
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http://bharatpress.com/2013/11/25/social-rumour-anaconda-swallow-man-in-attappady-kerala/
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Reblogged this on fwhmngl and commented:
what the hell….
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I can not believe that people make fun about that. The man died in a horrible way! Who cares if he was drunk.
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