The simple lesson to be learned here: don’t get drunk on the streets in India.
When you drink hard, you might find yourself waking up in very strange places. However in some countries it’s quite risky to drink till you drop. A drunk man in India was taking a well-deserved nap outside a liquor store today, when he was discovered by a huge python. Unfortunately it was just around lunch time for the large snake, that smothered and ate him. The incident happened in the Attapadi area in the state Kerala. So if you ever have plans to go there on holiday, you better wait to get drunk until you’re safe and sound in your hotelroom.
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Will the snake feel the affects of the alcohol?
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It would be funnier if it was true. This is the picture when it swallowed an entire goat in Africa
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did he die?
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wht a dumb question idiot
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A better question would be is if the snake is now drunk too.
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well not really as there have been incidents where people cut them selves out, or are cut out from the snake.
so Kerala Idiots dontt be so quick to be a dick to people also to the people below i’d really like to see you say the same thing in person just spineless cowardice fools
however i would like to know…. did the snake get drunk ??
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No. His question is not dumb.. maybe the snake swallowed him still alive/un conscious though; and the humans can then cut his stomach to remove him out
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kerala idiots is a stupid judgmental person.
Stupid b!tch !
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There have been incidents where people cut themselves out ? Are you smoking crack ? Constrictor snakes suffocate their pray before eating it. Also wtf do you think, someone is going to let a snake take the couple hours to swallow them then decide to cut themselves out of the stomach ounce swallowed instead of not letting the snake kill them by suffocation in the first place ?
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no no he’s fine! what’s the problem with you man? 😀
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NO HE IS LIVING THERE NOW BECAUSE HE CAN’T GET OUT
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hahaha
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made my day!
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nice sleeping bag…
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nah he’s sleeping soundly inside it’s stomach
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no, he is fine but there is no wifi spot inside the snake.
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ha ha!!! did he die!!!! errr yeah!! Constricted to death before being swallowed!!
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He was most likely never constricted, but he would have died from suffocation inside the snake.
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srjh……How the f$%k do you figure the constrictor snake most likely didn’t constrict him, like they always do, before eating him ?
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No, they’re living together now in a perfect symbiosis.
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nope. he is still living. we sent a tv and computer. he’s happy in there.
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who? python?
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Ermmmm look at the picture and ask your self again … think he still partying in there haha .. no but really did he die such a dumb thing to ask given the picture clearly shows him in the snake lmao … omd funny times lol
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it says the snake SMOTHERED him and then ATE him…idk….do you think he’s dead?
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who? the snake?
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of course no… actually he’s the snake and he’s going to find you
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No hes delivering Christmas presents with the Easter bunny you jackass.
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yes he die
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because no wifi inside ?
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id say so
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No he’s just chilling inside the snake !? Of course he’s dead man what kind a question is that !?
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Attapadi is a very small village and rarely people there wear shoes nor jeans. I doubt about this picture being taken in Attapadi of Kerala.
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He was smothered then eaten.
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Well, python ate means python swallowed the man…
so he can survive in best case scenario..
I don’t know about this case..
Nearby my home, one person was swallowed by one croc..
and he survived because when croc came out..people killed croc and man was alive
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Bullshit !!!! Are you trying to tell us a croc ate a person whole, then that person was cut out of the crocs belly ?
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Noooooo, he’s like “mmmph mmmmphh” right now and will survive being digested. And when he emerges again, he’ll be POOP-MAN, the defender of tomorrow!
.. That WOULD be pretty rad.
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i would imagine so don’t you think?!
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And did they leave the man in the snake? 😉
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a coffin saved.
buried in luxury.
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That snake is going to have one hell of a hangover!
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Fake!
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i surely hope it is .. because i am damn terrified to see this pic and imagine that the back part of it is stretched and inflated because it presumably contains a human body …….
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Me too!!
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your gay !!!
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*you’re gay
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As much as it seems like a fake, it is perfectly possible for a snake to eat a human whole, the man would have to be dead before the snake tried to eat it though.
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i think its a good question. he has just been swallowed so he could be still alive if he hasnt been crushed.
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Pythons and Boas usually strangle their food before they eat it.
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And you don’t think the people standing around it would show a little more urgency in getting him out and giving him access to some air?
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People need to breath…someone could not breath inside a snake.
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Of course he’s not alive in there! Even if he didn’t get crushed before hand there’s no air inside the snake.
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Very strange that this was not covered by any news channel when they regularly show news which is much trivial than this. Is this story even true or the photo is photoshopped?
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It doesn’t need to be shopped. Just have a picture of a large snake after eating and say it ate a human.
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It’s FAKE! Pythons cant even get their jaws around a persons shoulders so it wouldn’t be able to even swallow a person.
Its probably just eaten a pig or some other live stock.
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finally a wise comment….
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The huge snake must be killed too because the animal will be used to kill and eat humans!
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Did he died?
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Wifi is fine in here! Space is limited though.
/ Crocodile Dundee
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THis is so photoshopped as the snake would not be able to swallow an adult as it simple isnt big enough, I own snakes so i know its impossible
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If you say its impossible you don’t know snakes. This is not any snake; it is a python. Pythons can swallow alligators, dogs and many relatively large animals. You don’t even know the size of the man it swallowed or the python itself, so you can’t say it’s impossible.
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do you own a python shelly king???
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Ofcuz a python can eat a human after crushing him. They are known to crush bones of their prey n eat!!!!
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what did the do with the snake then?
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Either is was a VERY large snake, a VERY, VERY small man or this is bullshit.
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Guys, cool down. It’s fake. It’s already there on news. Pythons don’t eat humans. And this kind of python are not found in India. Check this out: http://timesfeed.com/pics/fake-python-eats-drunk-man-alive-in-india/
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i hope they won’t kill the snake…
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fake
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They constrict you and smother you before they just swallow you so all your bones are broke and you’re suffocated so u slide in nice and smooth. DEAD.
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Should be included in the “Dumb ways to die” song, certainly…
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How did the snake’s jaw expand wide enough to swallow the man? I don’t think it’s possible.
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And after five painful days the python died 😉
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Why not post the real story instead?
Did a google search for the picture (btw idiot, nice try faking it)
and found this:
https://www.google.no/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZis0BBD72UedLcvB_1OPDSzy_1G4Xf3a0H_1aqhyabz2PQZJviXGXSnFXH7mox4iIXtYtGObDvZPLr1dDw2m053bbAIZVPqNC5IzHSJSMoFy5h_1Tb7HEkqJvv9cjehU9e49qTGyd-ASrzhBfSDAKOo03eO-uKGEcJoWMtO6JgxTdECV0vzYi9Ad7Xevi7FFjkmw4hK10D4Z2zHN7TQ7jmflKjEw_1Xz82FAEGPamXCY7XQW2gfVFHKt3WaIdWjtMLUsAv5diFcpUtypDlIByGjafLfd-Fazy5sMAJwsTEdu84GVhxxiURQ_1ohQHcGxwC1KSmndu8cEOLOvR6_1_146ftOza95HMxo6k1pYTkRvwoxDE4TWaU6_12bNUXsIma3RKDiKuqgb_19-Tdycs61-1Map2WznDHnX0a0KKSI08eeuw0fDiGNd0DGWH74rL-df7VnWsLYRY5-XqzROLxVO6p1vISCxddJU2PEM8icWmHFrFo6IL5dbnX9yjyx8iFL1EQIdw63iLkTpEckqlxS1OKYkqbExCec5GNo02zrU2I2g8OfDgdrkyjgbosfI56L2x0isQZNhNPxkfwmFsejp1Rg_1TsUPMGkeTUBb00_1peOssUeUzj1d6XY1xzi6bSWxNl17Beb1jGeAi_1WEzAbJhijpmQPa8FkHpkzOrKMVlm1gMOEWpAJQoEcP0DzD-gPAqduS-F17f_14QIoZD5pz0Z_1X77d1PMlAzPT3b5KSElvRolbQQopJr8jtnMFARnCYMVXWi2ITBxdCiazdA2jTN1tDvbGGN6PAPtRLtfIZayzgdghwmNtBUoT2K7m-ju547As8t2u0bIZz2fkTwd_1LDArJcRq72HOJeE7HRxTvyfjaSA0elQuyrO8NyAtNeb0qF-XbaLlioJL3i2s-le6zk2wtpo4P1qII2FA0Wyo46It7fDdGEEw_1Hh81mopXZxCEt240dCMUdYilM7CtdvD4vl8j6eRKrcCZOuDF6rqt9Jt697pU3dQ6STUt0-6EKuVR9uDLwNbGWbHzMKLY6h1pKybV88hsAo5s2J60pb5Tj57FdzvWQWxMt7R5qDtFuQKWIdbyKbzL7M0rCgewVtekXyzst924jlnur_1CGOY1cvnyJybFdwJNbwNGqB1e2SBXWObdG-BiKVSvIRv39cac_1EklLxV6rZYy-UmMWcDkC0sCP5HA4MpEsgcVkk6iXyNFte_1uBX1mHRYvV2MjV01pO_1bJPnEZsTAwvn5fWL4m5Em3T3qSrWEGx1o1-dcoq8m5JJiV84Cg6W6RDbdUjNAQLnoKtvFIlc_1DLPgQRow&ei=SWmXUt3WNLCZyQPN54FI&start=10&sa=N&biw=1118&bih=619&dpr=1.5
Now, as most of you wont click on the link (which looks sketchy), you might still wanna know what it said.
SOUTH AFRICAN WOMAN EATEN BY GIANT SNAKE.
Next time, post the real story. It’s just as interesting.
Best wishes,
Someone with a brain (from Norway).
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The original story, is however also fake. http://www.hoax-slayer.com/giant-snake-swallows-woman.shtml
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This incident needs to be verified. Inidan pythons are not known to be capable of swallowing an entire man….however drunk he may be.
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Hahahaha…so this was in South Africa! Thought so! Indian pythons cannot swallow a man!
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But a great effort by this snake…..Food & drink in one great go! Must learn this trick from it…..:)
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I’m not suggesting this is real or Fake. BUT to whomever keeps suggesting a Python cannot swallow a human whole… do some research. Although attacks on humans are unlikely, I’m not even sure if any humans / swallowed have ever been confirmed. I can assure you the capability is there. I.E The African Rock python and other VERY large Pythons could swallow a human whole. For those who think humans “shoulders are too large” How do you think some pythons kill their pray ? just by swallowing them? Or is it by crushing them, making them easier to swallow. A python can dislocate it’s Jaws to swallow large pray, that’s how. Albiet LOL It could still be a Fake.
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it’s possible but rare as the snake has to large and elastic, otherwise this happens: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4313978.stm
Moreover, it’s very rare that a grown adult is swallowed in full but it had occured.
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strange…….
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Still a better love story than twilight.
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Hat dies auf Titel unbekannt verzogen rebloggt und kommentierte:
Unfassbar….wahr!
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he didn’t die, hes just taking a nap in his new snakeskin sleeping bag
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It’s a sleeping bag really
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So…did he die or not?
Btw I like to score goals!!!
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did he die? did he? i mean die. like, as in dead. is he dead? he died? or did it die? it died? before or after he died. if he did die, that is. did he? die?
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Hahahaha Love Fake “news” Lol
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@the person who said that the man this is a false photograph because snakes cannot open their jaws wide enough to get around a mans shoulders, please tell me how that would not also apply to A FULL GROWN CHITOW DEER which also happens to be the serpents natural prey. Their jaws don’t work like ours do. If a python is big enough, it will constrict and eat anything not fast enough to get away or anything too stupid to trample into its path and stay there. They also have a vise like grip and tiny razor sharp teeth that make it near impossible for prey to escape. You would either have to kill the snake or have someone prise its jaws apart to escape. So this is natural selection its very finest.
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No he didn’t die, but all his friends are well jealous of his new snake skin sleeping bag! What a dumb ass question!
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I heard Monthy python reforming was grabbing headlines but suffocating drunks and devouring them is def one way of getting our attention…
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thats sounds so strange its unbeleavable but its also a warning to streets drunkard to keep off streets while they are high.
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It’s not funny, it’s tragic. I can’t comprehend laughing at this.
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No but seriously, did the person die or were they hacked out like grandma in Little Red Riding Hood??.. I’m so intrigued…
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