The simple lesson to be learned here: don’t get drunk on the streets in India.
When you drink hard, you might find yourself waking up in very strange places. However in some countries it’s quite risky to drink till you drop. A drunk man in India was taking a well-deserved nap outside a liquor store today, when he was discovered by a huge python. Unfortunately it was just around lunch time for the large snake, that smothered and ate him. The incident happened in the Attapadi area in the state Kerala. So if you ever have plans to go there on holiday, you better wait to get drunk until you’re safe and sound in your hotelroom.
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Ohhhh shit
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I don’t believe this shit ! give me a fricking break what the f do you think I am ? assholes get bent
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kiss my ass . beleive that snakes ate man
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNZYc-P9pPU U kiss my ass now
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They cant eat people cos they cant make the mouth go out so they cant get past the sholders or armpit depending on which way they start
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you havent seen snakes on a plane then have you…..
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Neither do I, have you seen the size of the head of the snake in question? It is just not physically possible for such a large figure to have gone through that small entrance. The picture must be doctored. Again, the body is supposed to be neat the throat of the snake and not at its bottom like that because digestion is supposed to take weeks.
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Considering they can eat large cattle the dislocste there jaw and it stretches
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Attapadi is not a street in India. It is a jungle are.
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And they captured then a drunken python
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Reblogged this on На дороге… and commented:
Amazing India. 😉
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Shut up!!! we don’t have snakes roaming around on roads!!!! Whoever wrote this piece of shit is quite ignorant about INDIA
and people like you support such rumors!!
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I ve spent enough time in india..all over the place…and these things..happen… whether its python or boa…or tigers….if this guy lost his way somewhere in the outbacks in kerala…its a true story…I ve had enough snakes in my backyard in kerala…and not to talk about the pythons… u can find in goa…rainy season the animals take over again..u don t seem to know that much about your country after all..
best regards…from fuerteventura..canary islands…spain…the civilized world…no wild animals here… 😉
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Oh really!! Than plz speak “in kerela” or “in goa” instead of India!! And kindly do not teach me what exists here coz m born here an i knw better than you and you are potraying a wrong image on tjis country!! Period
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And yea one more thing…. Open the geography text book once again to see how many states are there in india and what is the climate and animal habitat there!! Good luck! Cheers
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but u have cows and Goats roaming around…!!! so, its kina hard to believe you..
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Omg!! You just compared cow and goats to a freaking python!!! Lol!! Salute!! I end the discussion!!
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And yes we do have cow and goats pn road coz we want them there!! We dont see them as a delicious dish so they r there!!
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I totally agree
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Lol! couldn’t find the Reply tab in your discussion thread below. Hence Posting on this one. How do you speak ‘in “Kerela” or in Goa’ to start with?
I got snakes running outside my store in Bangalore, fyi.. And in “Kerala” where they speak “Malayalam” not Kerela, you get to see a lot of snakes anyway. City or otherwise..
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i’m not a snake but I would like to eat you up !
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YOU SHUT UP! And then grow up. It’s an urban myth!
However, you do have a lot of very odd things happening here, you MUST admit!
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video?? or it did not happen..
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Right, like they are going get it on video and not save him. Idiot!!!!!
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but they had enough time to take a picture? if it was real, i’m not completely convinced, then he would have already died….doesn’t look like anyone around him in a rush to save him anyway….twat
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what’s wit the country u racist!!
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C’mon guys, it’s fake! It’s everywhere on the news. http://timesfeed.com/pics/fake-python-eats-drunk-man-alive-in-india/
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Hey, now the snake is completly legless.
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Incredible India
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yes indeed India is INCREDIBLE!!!!! You need to open your eyes and shift focus from such bullshit articles!!!
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INCREDIBLE INDEED….. wit tons of rape
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Kindly check ur country’s rank too!!! You are not far behind 🙂 !!
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Calm down everyone. Fake or not, india is FULL of snakes! Fact! There are more deaths from snakes in india than any other country. If its real, its seriously interesting, if its fake then its quite funny. I dont think that this article is in any way racist…juuuuuust relax.
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Well spoken mate! We never meant to hurt anyone, guess some people are just a little bit too sensitive. So for the record: we don’t hate India, Indians or snakes. We do love drinking, drinkers and crazy stories.
Cheers,
Micky
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more deaths than in Australia which has the most deadly snakes in the world?
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India on the other hand has more people, so maybe also more victims.
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shut up already, india sucks
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chill out love….stop telling people to do, mphwiyo read the article just as you did
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same to you!!! Get the hell out of my way!!!!! An take a chill pill!!!
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fake shit !
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If we continue to occupy more and more the Woods and the spaces where animals live, that’s a real and normal consequence….
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This news is a hoax – http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/377341-python-eats-drunk-man-in-india-likely-a-hoax-media-entities-fooled/
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It happened in Malaysia as well….just that where drunken man ate a python for lunch !!! and ofcoz he cooked it 1st ….
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Reblogged this on godshomies and commented:
Don’t get drunk and eaten!
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its fake. Some time back i saw the same pic with similar incidence in south africa http://www.nairaland.com/1322140/giant-snake-swallowed-woman-south
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Couldn’t they just cut the snake open? Or maybe he suffocated inside…
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They claim this happened in Kerala, which is in the extreme southwest of India and inhabited by one python species, the Indian rock python (Python molurus) which does not get large enough to take a human, but the python in the photograph is a Reticulated python (Python reticulatus), a species may occur in the extreme northeast of India, near the Burmese border, but is essentially a Southeast Asian species. Trust me, I am an herpetologist, this is my line of work.
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So you saying this isn’t real or just fiction or something?
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True. Look at that woman’s leg and her dress. That leg doesn’t look like of an Indain/Kerala woman. The dress is also quite odd. Moreover Jeans is not a commod attire among the locals in Kerala. It looks like a picture from southeast asia.
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So you are justifying that this news is fake, but it is still possible to happen in another location? Does that kind of snake really eat humans?
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these happened in brunei last year idiots
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python eats man also…first time saw this…look at the snake!!!!
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Rubbish! Pythons cannot swallow human beings … know the facts, before you publish such stupid info.
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I don’t even think that is a real snake, I think it might be a sleeping bag painted green.
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That man seems to be a heavy one
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dude its all fake..nothong such happened in india…its a photoshop edit
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look for my thread above and what this people have to say about INDIA
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Wow!!!!! That is such a freak accident.. dang!!!
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Wow! I have no other words.
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could be possible,…the upper and lower jaws of a python are held together only by muscle, so they can open up to a very large extend
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That species if snake comes from South Elast Asia not India so on that basis alone it’s a hoax story! They do eat livestock which makes them look like this! NOT people!!
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This is BS, it’s a rat!
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This is fake and indians are stupid http://timesfeed.com/pics/fake-python-eats-drunk-man-alive-in-india/
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burp…!!!!
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the man must have been DIED drunk lol who you think is going to believe this shit
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Fake.if it is.panchnama happend or not.or FIR produced to court or not.it is criminal act.python to be hanged for killing man.it is india.killing is is difficult job even python s will have fear…..
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this is soo not true
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Pythons cannot eat a grown man, their jaws cannot fit over the shoulders. FAKE
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Mythbusters proved this true.Check their website.
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Mythbusters proved this true.Check their website. A python can even eat an adult Antelope whole. The real question here is if the snake got drunk also!!! LOL
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Mythbusts does NOT prove it is true. Give us the link. Urban Legends says it is false and here is the link: http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2013/11/28/python-eats-drunk-guy-in-india-story-is-a-hoax.htm
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This is a reticulated python. They do not live in India.
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Its fake think this is orgianal news
http://www.234pulse.com/…/horror-giant-snake-swallow…/
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so was the python drunk too?
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Most Indians are dwarfs. Which makes it easier for a python to lunch u up. Its only in india wher this shit happens
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Anyone who believes a website which advertises a drunk pig gets in fight wiv cow is a total flippin fool…
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/adriancarrasquillo/so-a-python-didnt-actually-eat-a-drunk-guy-in-india
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Even the little rascals had a “4 foot tall man eating chicken” in their side show. Suckers will believe anything and they are born every minute
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Finally, I now know how to generate interest in my blog. Where is the reblog feature when you need it???
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This is not real it is fact that unless the man was laying on his side the snake would not be able to get its jaw open wide enough to eat the dude
plus the size of the snake its not possible with a head that size the jaw wont go around the shoulders
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This is the fully HOAX story.However if the python eat the man how come the man went to snakes tail?
Don’t trust this hoaxing and editing pictures.
Bullshit post.
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