Joke: The scam of the taxi driver

Three drunk guys call a taxi. When they get in the cabdriver notices the state they are in and he’s not thrilled to say the least. He thinks to himself that he must ditch these wasted passengers as soon as possible, so he comes up with a trick. Rather than to bring them to the…

Joke: No beer please

The owners of the four big beer companies in Holland Heineken, Amstel, Bavaria and Grolsch are gathering in the bar for a friendly drink. When the barman asks them what they want the owner of Heineken orders a Heineken, Amstel’s owner orders an Amstel and the big boss of Bavaria asks for a Bavaria. When it’s…

Joke: the alcohol check

To continue are day of drinking jokes. Here’s one about an alcohol check from the police. And don’t forget all jokes can be seen at the page of our drinking jokes dossier. Enjoy…

Know your limits…

It’s been a while that we last shared a joke with you. So here we go. Here’s one about a man that found a very special way to measure if he drank too much.

Joke: In court for a drunk rampage

  And now it’s time for another joke. Has alcohol ever got you in trouble with the law? Ever got a fine or better yet, have you been to court because of alcohol related incidents? Well if you ever are, you now know what to say to the judge. Enjoy!